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Clips from Archer - The Orpheus Gambit (S11E11)

"‐ Yeah, I already have one of those in my hand currently."
Archer
"‐ Not like this."
Archer
"I used your scan to calibrate"
Archer
"your new Brain Wave Sensitive Tactical Mobility Device,"
Archer
"or for short, BWSTMD."
Archer
"‐ Krieger, you should probably start"
Archer
"working backwards on those."
Archer
"Let's just call it the Tactil‐Cane."
Archer
"Hey, that feels pretty good."
Archer
"‐ It anticipates your moves and enhances them,"
Archer
"working with your nervous system"
Archer
"to rebalance you, plus infrared telescope,"
Archer
"garrote, and a sleeping gas canister."
Archer
"‐ This!"
Archer
"This is the moment it all turns around."
Archer
"My inevitable rise to my rightful place"
Archer
"at the top of the‐‐ugh‐‐it..."
Archer
"[moans, body thuds]"
Archer
"‐ Oh, yeah, don't hold it like that."
Archer
"[classical music]"
Archer
"Malory: All our intelligence suggests"
Archer
"that Peregrine will strike tonight."
Archer
"Cyril?"
Archer
"‐ Thank you, Malory."
Archer
"Now this guy's silk and stealth on the entrance,"
Archer
"bullets and balaclavas on the exit."
Archer
"He will shoot his way out if he has to."
Archer
"We have one advantage:"
Archer
"he doesn't know that we know what he looks like."
Archer
"‐ Whoa. Sploosh, right?"
Archer
"‐ Oh... ‐ Yeah."
Archer
"We don't do that anymore."
Archer
"‐ You‐‐you don't what, sploosh?"
Archer
"[stammering] You have to sploosh."
Archer
"You all sploosh. Everybody splooshes!"
Archer
"‐ I do not sploosh."
Archer
"‐ Well, thank you, Detective Dick Droop."
Archer
"Anything else you wanna ruin for us?"
Archer
"‐ Oh, a great many things."
Archer
"‐ This is Agent Bruchstein, INTERPOL liaison,"
Archer
"just in from Belgium."
Archer
"‐ So she's here to wander around"
Archer
"and screw things up as much as possible."
Archer
"‐ I supplied you with the photo."
Archer
"‐ Well, let's just coast on that"
Archer
"for the rest of your life."
Archer
"‐ Spread out. Eyes open."
Archer
"Krieger is on comms."
Archer
"‐ I thought we just needed audio."
Archer
"‐ Oh, yeah. [button clicks]"
Archer
"‐ Aww, you didn't bring the fun stuff."
Archer
"‐ Archer, I need you to stay here,"
Archer
"close to the statue."
Archer
"You'll have the element of surprise."
Archer
"‐ Shut up. There's Lana."
Archer
"‐ I suppose you'll tell me he's not usually like that."
Archer
"‐ He's always like that. ‐ That's pretty much him."
Archer
"[classical music continues]"
Archer
"‐ Lana."
Archer
"Hi. I‐‐wow."
Archer
"Sorry, it's always a shock that you look like that."
Archer
"‐ Archer, it's, uh‐‐it's good to have you back on mission."
Archer
"‐ Yes. I mean, no, not yet."
Archer
"Uh, look, I know you've been ducking me."
Archer
"So I need to tell you something now before you bail again."
Archer
"‐ Oh, coming in hot. [awkward laugh]"
Archer
"Well, whatever this is, it's probably not a good time."
Archer
"‐ No, no, no, this can't wait."
Archer
"Lana, I lived several lifetimes"
Archer
"while I was in that coma,"
Archer
"in a bunch of different genres, I guess."
Archer
"Everything was changing."
Archer
"I couldn't get a handle on who I was"
Archer
"or what it all meant, but the one constant was you."
Archer
"Needing you is apparently the deepest part of me."
Archer
"I guess I don't know what I'm proposing, except..."
Archer
"uh, if you could excuse us, buddy,"
Archer
"I'm in the middle of giving a heartfelt,"
Archer
"life‐changing speech."
Archer
"‐ To my beautiful wife."
Archer
"[laughs] Yes, I get it."
Archer
"Hello, Sterling. I'm Robert."
Archer
"‐ Bu‐‐bu wha‐‐bu wha‐‐fa‐‐da..."
Archer
"bald!"
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Yeah, we can talk"
Archer
"more about how and why I'm bald later."
Archer
"I know this is all a shock, but the feelings here are real,"
Archer
"and I honor them."
Archer
"And we understand and love you."
Archer
"‐ You do not get to love me!"
Archer
"That is a hostile act!"
Archer
"What is the how of that?"
Archer
"Though maybe the portentous mumbles"
Archer
"should have tipped me off that something was coming."
Archer
"‐ Well, that is what portentous means."
Archer
"‐ So how long into my coma was it"
Archer
"before you bravely pushed aside your grief"
Archer
"and married that human catheter ad?"
Archer
"‐ Eight months. ‐ Eight months?"
Archer
"When did you meet him?"
Archer
"‐ Um, at your hospital."
Archer
"He was doing a fundraiser for kids with cancer."
Archer
"‐ Oldest trick in the book."
Archer
"‐ What book? ‐ All the books, Lana!"
Archer
"‐ Okay, one, we weren't together,"
Archer
"and two, there doesn't need to be a two!"
Archer
"[sighs]"
Archer
"This is gonna take time, Archer."
Archer
"Okay? There's a lot you missed."
Archer
"‐ I'm sorry. I‐‐I get it."
Archer
"I just‐‐I just need to know one thing."
Archer
"What does his skin feel like, papery or more mushy?"
Archer
"‐ [sighs]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ Is it scaly like a Sleestak?"
Archer
"[indistinct chatter]"
Archer
"‐ [sighs] Quite a crowd here."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, they really packed them in,"
Archer
"like protein shakes in a fridge."
Archer
"‐ What was that? ‐ I was agreeing."
Archer
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