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Clips from American Auto - White Van (S01E01)

"Thank you. - Clive wasn't a tall man,"
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"but he was big around the middle,"
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"so I think his skin would fit a fireman about 6'2"."
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"- Sounds hot."
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"- I don't know how much longer"
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"I can keep talking to Rube Von Bumpkin over there."
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"- Right. Well, the press is setting up outside."
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"Also, there has been an 18% spike"
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"in consumer interest in the Magellan."
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"- For the murder van?"
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"- There's been so much news coverage."
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"It's like people think,"
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""Well, if it's fast enough to outrun the police--""
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"- We have to take advantage of this."
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"- I know!"
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"- So fishing, huh? That is fun!"
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"- Jackknife."
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"- Hey."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"- Khanom Chan. I got you one. - Ah, no thanks. No thanks."
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"I'm not hungry. I'm full, but--"
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"- Have a look."
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"- I don't, um... I don't get it."
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"- It's a present."
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"- You got me a necklace with your name on it?"
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"- Yeah. Now no one will give you assignments anymore,"
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"because everyone will know you're mine."
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"- Oh, no. Ha ha ha ha."
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"No. No."
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"I'm done. I tried. No."
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"No! - If he don't want it,"
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"I'll take it. - Yeah, fine. Who cares."
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"You know someone named Wesley?"
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"- No. I know a guy at a pawn shop though."
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"He don't have no name."
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"- Clive Judson was a hero."
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"He was a symbol of what we stand for."
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"Which is why I came here today to express my sympathies"
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"to his lovely wife, and also to present her"
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"with a 2022 Payne Magellan, fully loaded."
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"- Oh, this is so wrong."
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"- Well, you were the one who was all just like,"
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""Put your lips where her ass is going to be.""
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"- Yeah, I meant agree with her, not take advantage"
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"of a sad widow who just wants to be allowed to grieve"
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"and dress rescue workers up in her husband's skin."
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"- So, Clive, if you're out there, we're with you,"
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"because Payne Motors truly has the Power to Move."
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"- Thank you for those kind words."
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"My Clive was a pastor, and he preached core values,"
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"values that I'm sure Katherine shares."
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"- I do."
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"- He preached to love your neighbor."
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"He preached honesty."
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"The sanctity of family. The sin of homosexuality."
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"- Oh, uh-- - Did she--"
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"- I'm sorry. So Mrs. Judson is clearly grieving,"
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"so we're going to wrap-- - Clive's life was spent"
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"fighting the homosexual agenda in all its forms."
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"- Okay, okay. Thank you. The press conference is over."
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"This is over. Thank you."
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"- And I promise to use this vehicle"
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"to continue Clive's legacy... - Which way do we go?"
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"Did anybody bother to vet this woman?"
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"- Of preaching to the perverts and the sodomites"
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"that what awaits them is far worse than just a skinning."
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"- Well, that ruined my fireman fantasy."
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"- Yeah, same. - Hmm."
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"- Oh, they caught him."
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"And the guy he kidnapped is still alive."
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"- Yay. - That's great."
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"- Should we put out a statement?"
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"- I don't know. I trust your instincts."
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"What do you think I should do?"
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"- Umm. I don't think we need to respond."
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"- Yeah. Okay. Let it go. - Mm-hmm."
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"We could do a nationwide sale,"
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"the Payne "Save Your Skin" Day, or--"
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"Yeah. No. It's nothing. Just leave it."
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