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Clips from The Great North - Keep Beef-Lievin' Adventure (S01E01)

"Bigfoot Brigade roll call."
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"Moon? Present."
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"Bigfoot?"
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"If you're in the trap,"
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"you're supposed to say "present.""
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"Hey. This is a Bigfoot trap, not a squirrel buffet, ya mooch."
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"Now I've got to get more bait."
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"Something dug up my bait box."
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"A squirrel couldn't have done that."
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"Large tracks."
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"Aggressive bait theft."
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"Curious fur."
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"It's finally happening!"
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"Bigfoot was here!"
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"Bigfoot. It's happening."
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"I fell over."
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"Okay, getting back up now. Here we go."
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"Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot!"
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"There's a chocolate mummy hidden inside,"
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"and it releases a flood of dangerously delicious"
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"caramel pudding if you don't slice it exactly right."
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"I call it the Pharaoh's Curse‐tard Cake."
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"There's only one way to describe a curse like that:"
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"flan‐derful."
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"I came up with it in my thinking hole."
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"That's the hole I dug to think in."
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"Sadly, I kind of misplaced my hole."
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"- How do you misplace a hole? - How do we do anything?"
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"Oh, it keeps me up at night,"
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"this human experiment."
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"Huh. My brother just texted me, asking for the address here."
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"Oh, he must be sending me a package."
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"Jerry loves sending gifts out of the blue and spreading joy."
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"When I was sad about Lost ending,"
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"he gave me four hermit crabs."
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"I named them Sawyer, Kate,"
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"Hurley and The Hatch."
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"Bigfoot encountered!"
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"Bigfoot... encountered."
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"Whoa! For real? Uh, male or female?"
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"The females have very large breasts."
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"I've read a lot of, uh, scientific websites."
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"- Those aren't science sites, babe. - Uh, no, they are."
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"Yeah. One of them's even run by a doctor."
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"Dr. Stroke Masterson, DDS."
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"- What did you see, Moon? - Very large footprints."
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"And I found this fur!"
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"It was stuck on a branch, which was near my bait box,"
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"which was broken into."
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"I knew Bigfoot would like crackers."
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"Oh, Bigfoot's palate is remarkably diverse."
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"He'll eat the hair off your head if it has enough sauce on it."
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"Uh, why would your hair have any sauce on it, Ham?"
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"Everyone's hair naturally has a little sauce on it."
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"Can someone please add my sighting"
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"to the family Bigfoot Sighting board?"
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"I got to get my plaster of Paris."
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"I need that footprint for evidence!"
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"I didn't know you guys were a bunch of Bigfoot believers."
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"Oh, sure. I used to spend hours in the woods"
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"waiting for Bigfoot when I was little."
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"So it makes me very happy that Moon's still a true believer."
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"And I enjoy the "what if,""
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"the possibility that there might be something out there"
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"that we can't explain."
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"Like that thing that happens when I eat asparagus?"
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"Son, that's very common."
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"Farting through my penis?"
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"- Oh. No. - Bye!"
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"You get that Sasquatch footprint, Moon!"
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"I prefer to call it "Bigfoot.""
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"It sounds less like "ass crotch.""
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"But thanks!"
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"- So, check this out. - Is that brie cheese?"
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"My mom's boyfriend Jamie always brings her brie cheese."
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"Sometimes I find it in front of the fireplace in the morning."
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"It's Bigfoot's footprint. I found it in the woods."
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"I'm a little skeptical. I mean, where are the toes?"
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"On his feet, Henry."
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"When I trap him, you can come see them in person."
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"Sure, Moon. We'll see your Bigfoot."
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"Wait, are you guys having doubts about..."
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"Uh‐oh, Henry, here comes your crush."
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"She's everyone's crush."
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"She's the most talented and beautiful girl at school."
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"- And the meanest. - So mean."
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"So, so mean."
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"Hi, Debbie. I see you got your skates on."
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"Wow. Great sleuthing, Detective Ice Skate Idiot."
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"They're new. That's how you break them in"
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"if you're the All‐Region Junior Ice Girls Champion."
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"What's that, a big wet cookie?"
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"It's a plaster cast of Bigfoot's foot."
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"- Where'd you get it? - I made it."
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"I found his tracks near my house."
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"Okay. Well, there's no such thing as Bigfoot."
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"So, wh‐where'd you get your ice skates?"
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"The, uh, ice skate... shop?"
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"Russell, if you ask me about my ice skates one more time,"
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"I'm gonna tell everyone how you tucked in your Beanie Babies"
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"during the multi‐family camping trip."
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"Believing in Bigfoot is for little kids, Moon."
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"You know what? When I trap Bigfoot"
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"and become the most famous person in town,"
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"I'll accept your apology."
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"I'll apologize now. Sorry your head is so round"
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"that I'm worried I'm going to end up bowling you."
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"Ugh, she's an angel."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Hi."
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"Ooh, is that your handiwork?"
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"Yes. I made it this morning"
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"to show everyone that Bigfoot is real,"
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"but no one at school believes me."
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"You know, Moon, I've noticed that, sometimes,"
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"people get a kick out of being skeptical."
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"Case in point: the time I brought a photo"
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"of Drew Barrymore to school"
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"that I had taken with my very own camera at the mall."
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"And not a single soul believed that it was her."
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"Yes, she was wearing a hat."
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