Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Derry Girls - The Concert (S02E02)

"[music playing on TV]"
Derry Girls
"God Almighty."
Derry Girls
"I don't know what the world is coming to."
Derry Girls
"Bloody perverts."
Derry Girls
"You're overreacting, Da."
Derry Girls
"Overreacting? That lad's got no trousers on, for Christ's sake."
Derry Girls
"He has a great set of pins on him, doesn't he?"
Derry Girls
"God's sake, will you close that window? We're foundered here."
Derry Girls
"I need air, Mary. I've five layers on me."
Derry Girls
"Five layers."
Derry Girls
"What are you trying to do, change race?"
Derry Girls
"Give us a going over with the hairdryer, will you?"
Derry Girls
"I will not, I've enough to be at."
Derry Girls
"Why do they keep touching themselves?"
Derry Girls
"'Cause they're artists, granddad."
Derry Girls
"Dirty English bastards is what they are. No offense, son."
Derry Girls
"[Donna Traynor on TV] The SDLP leader, John Hume, has again called for"
Derry Girls
"cross-party peace talks..."
Derry Girls
"John's really dying for peace, like, isn't he?"
Derry Girls
"It's all he ever goes on about."
Derry Girls
"I hope it works out for him."
Derry Girls
"Aye, I sort of hope it works out for all of us, Sarah."
Derry Girls
"Come on, girls. Time to hit the road here."
Derry Girls
"Have they roped you into going as well, son?"
Derry Girls
"Roped in? Hardly. He's riding Gary Barlow."
Derry Girls
"I'm not. I just respect him as a songwriter, that's all."
Derry Girls
"Aye, dead on, James, so you do."
Derry Girls
"Will we need our passports, Gerry?"
Derry Girls
"For Belfast? I don't think so, love."
Derry Girls
"-Belfast? -Are we not a bit early, Daddy?"
Derry Girls
"It's a two-hour drive with traffic, love."
Derry Girls
"This thing's in Belfast?"
Derry Girls
"It's eight hours till the doors open."
Derry Girls
"-I know. We're cuttin' it fine. -Belfast?"
Derry Girls
"Sure, why didn't you just sell the wains into white slavery and be done with it?"
Derry Girls
"-Gerry will be with them, Da. -Well, that's worse."
Derry Girls
"-They hate his kind there. -My kind?"
Derry Girls
"-Pricks. -[Mary] That is enough."
Derry Girls
"They're going to the concert, Da,"
Derry Girls
"and that's the end of the matter."
Derry Girls
"[Donna Traynor on TV] Finally, panic at Belfast Zoo today,"
Derry Girls
"when a polar bear escaped from its enclosure."
Derry Girls
"The RUC have launched a widespread search,"
Derry Girls
"and have warned residents in the local area to be extra..."
Derry Girls
"Now will you see sense?"
Derry Girls
"Aye, Da, 'cause an escaped polar bear's gonna track us down and kill us."
Derry Girls
"As if Mammy's bothered by that."
Derry Girls
"♪ Sharp, so sharp ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ Ooh ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ Sharp, so sharp ♪"
Derry Girls
"Wise up, Mammy."
Derry Girls
"As if a polar bear's gonna rock up at a Take That concert!"
Derry Girls
"He wouldn't get a ticket, for a start. They sold out months ago."
Derry Girls
"You'd be surprised, girls."
Derry Girls
"Aye, thon boys will get in where draughts wouldn't."
Derry Girls
"Sure, the concert's nowhere near the zoo."
Derry Girls
"But he's not in the zoo anymore, is he, Simple Simon?"
Derry Girls
"He's sauntering about Belfast without a care in the world."
Derry Girls
"Aye, keep up, Gerry."
Derry Girls
"What I'm saying is that it would be quite a lot of ground for him to cover."
Derry Girls
"They're quick on their feet when they wanna be, love."
Derry Girls
"Someone might give him a lift."
Derry Girls
"Whose side are you on, Orla?"
Derry Girls
"Come on, Mary. If you don't let Erin go, then our mas won't let us go."
Derry Girls
"Well, neither they should, and I'll be ringing them to say as much."
Derry Girls
"-Oh, brilliant! -I hate my life."
Derry Girls
"Look, girls, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing This and That."
Derry Girls
"-Take That. -But there'll be other concerts."
Derry Girls
"No there won't. The fact that this one's happening is a miracle."
Derry Girls
"Nobody good ever comes here 'cause we keep killing each other."
Derry Girls
"And now we're overrun with polar bears."
Derry Girls
"-Where will it end? -Seriously!"
Derry Girls
"Well, I'm not letting that fat furry fuck ruin the biggest day of my life."
Derry Girls
"What can we do?"
Derry Girls
"Right. Listen, girls."
Derry Girls
"I've never told anyone this before, but..."
Derry Girls
"sometimes, when Robbie's being interviewed,"
Derry Girls
"it's like he's sending me messages through the TV--"
Derry Girls
"you know, like, telepathically or whatever."
Derry Girls
"It's like he's saying..."
Derry Girls
"we're meant to be together."
Derry Girls
"Aye, maybe don't tell that to anyone again, Michelle."
Derry Girls
"Ever."
Derry Girls
"Look, this is too important."
Derry Girls
"I'm going to that concert. I'm not afraid of a fucking polar bear."
Derry Girls
"-Me neither. -Nor me."
Derry Girls
"Bastard."
Derry Girls
"I'll kill it with me own two hands, if I have to."
Derry Girls
"-Bring it on! -Yes!"
Derry Girls
"[Clare] OK."
Derry Girls
"We seem to have gone down a weird road here, people."
Derry Girls
"I think we just got a bit confused."
Derry Girls
"We don't actually have to fight a polar bear,"
Derry Girls
"and if we did, I wouldn't fancy our chances"
Derry Girls
"because, well, they're massive."
Derry Girls
"-But there's five of us. -The point is..."
Derry Girls
"the polar bear's not the one stopping us going to the concert."
Derry Girls
"It's our mothers, and we'll never get them to change their minds."
Derry Girls
"We're not gonna try and change their minds."
Derry Girls
"-We're gonna do something else. -What?"
Derry Girls
"Lie our holes off."
Derry Girls
"♪ I've got the key ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ I've got the secret ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ I've got the key to... ♪"
Derry Girls
"We're gonna get caught, I just know it."
Derry Girls
"We're not gonna get caught, Clare,"
Derry Girls
"because as far as our mas are concerned,"
Derry Girls
"me, you and James are round Erin's,"
Derry Girls
"and Erin and Orla are round mine."
Derry Girls
"But we're not round yours, Michelle. We're on the bus to Belfast."
Derry Girls
"I can't."
Derry Girls
"I cannot explain it to her again. I'm gonna scream."
Derry Girls
"-What's in the suitcase, Michelle? -Vodka."
Derry Girls
"You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?"
Derry Girls
"No."
Derry Girls
"There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage."
Derry Girls
"You can mix vodka with cider, right?"
Derry Girls
"God, I am boiling."
Derry Girls
"Is it any wonder, Clare? What are you wearing?"
Derry Girls
"Yeah, you look like a fucking Provo."
Derry Girls
Show more clips