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Clips from Derry Girls - The Concert (S02E02)

"I don't want anyone recognizing me, OK?"
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"No one's gonna recognize you, Clare."
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"Clare Devlin, is that you?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Relax, Clare. It's the weekend."
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"She has no authority over us at the weekend."
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"She has no right to question us,"
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"and if she tries to, I'll tell her as much."
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"-Morning, girls. -[all] Morning, Sister Michael."
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"What takes you to Belfast?"
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"-I'm not really sure that's-- -Speak up."
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"I'm not really sure that that's any of your business."
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"I'm going to assume"
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"that was an ill-judged attempt at humor, Miss Quinn."
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"-[whispers] Yes. -Now answer the question."
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"-We're going to the museum. -Which museum?"
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"-Ulster Museum. -What for?"
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"-A project. A history project. -What about?"
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"Ulster."
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"Hmm."
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"[all sigh]"
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"♪ Better the devil you know ♪"
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"-♪ Better the devil you know ♪ -♪ Whoa oh oh ♪"
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"♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh... ♪"
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"A history project."
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"This web of lies we're spinning is getting out of control now, girls."
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"It's grand, Clare. I think she bought it."
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"Of course she didn't buy it. She's onto us, I'm telling you."
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"-God, I'm sweltering here. -Then take it off."
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"I can't take it off, I've nothing underneath it."
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"What, not even a bra?"
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"Jesus, Clare, you've no bra on?"
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"Of course, I've got a bra on."
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"I haven't got a bra on."
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"Can everyone stop saying "bra"?"
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"But I can hardly parade around in just my bra, can I?"
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"I'm not Madonna."
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"-Isn't that the truth? -What's she doing now?"
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"-[James] Reading her book. -[laughing]"
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"Now she's looking at the woman beside her."
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"Now she's getting up."
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"Now she's coming this way."
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"Now she's standing right in front of us."
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"-What's he doing? -Now she's--"
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"Stop talking, James."
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"I want to sit here."
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"What? Why?"
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"Well, you're just such wonderful company, girls,"
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"what with your stimulating conversation and razor-sharp wit."
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"-Really? -No, not really."
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"The woman next to me is eating an egg and onion sandwich,"
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"and the smell of it is enough to turn an Orange march."
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"-Christ, but this is heavy. -Sister, no, let me."
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"-What do you have in here, girls? -It's not ours."
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"Not yours?"
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"We have never seen it before in our lives, have we, girls?"
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"-No. -[Michelle and James] Never."
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"Excuse me, everyone. Can I have your attention, please?"
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"Does anyone own this red suitcase?"
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"[all] No."
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"Let me be clear. No one can claim this bag, is that correct?"
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"[all] That's correct."
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"I think we have a Code Red on our hands."
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"Driver, pull over."
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"♪ Do do-do doo ♪"
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"♪ Do do-do doo... ♪"
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"[soldier over radio] ...in position."
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"Examining suspect device now."
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"Sweet Jesus."
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"-Aye, this isn't great. -It's not that big a deal."
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"They're about to blow up an entire suitcase of vodka, Michelle."
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"I know. Animals."
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"Their wee beekeeper costumes are so cracker."
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"You're unbelievable."
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"This is so itchy now."
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"Don't blame me. Blame the Milk Tray Man."
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"This is serious, Michelle. People have gone to jail for less."
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"Why is this place so mental?"
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"That's enough, James."
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"You have serious fucking anger management issues."
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"Do you know that?"
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"-[explosion] -[breaking glass]"
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"33 Bravo, this is 31 Alpha, over. [radio beeps]"
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"[soldier 2 over radio] I hear you, over."
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"[soldier 1 over radio] All clear here, over."
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"Roger. Let's pack it up. Over."
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"[soldier 1 over radio] Powerful smell of vodka down here, over."
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"Vodka, did he say?"
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"Interesting."
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"OK. We need to go."
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"We need a better plan."
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"This is a great plan."
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"We cannot walk to Belfast."
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"How far could it be?"
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"Have you ever seen Northern Ireland on a map? It's fucking tiny."
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"I have to say, I'm not overly keen on us being out in the open like this,"
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"just because of the whole"
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"there's-a-polar-bear-on-the-loose- that-could-maul-us-to-death thing."
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"It can try."
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"Is it just me, or is that gypsy an absolute ride?"
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"-[Erin] Michelle, you cannot say that. -[Michelle] What?"
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"They're called travelers now."
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"You can't say "gypsy" anymore. It's insulting."
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"-Is it? -Yes, yes it is."
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"-Really? -[James] Who are they?"
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"They're just people, James. They're just people exactly like us."
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"-Except different. -Yes. No."
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"[gasps] That's actually racist, Orla."
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"No, it's not. They are different."
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"-[Erin] They're not. -Well, they live in caravans, for a start."
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"I wish I lived in a caravan."
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"Aye, me too. Caravans are class."
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"Can everybody stop being so racist, please?"
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"I'm a bit scared of them. Is that racist?"
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"-Yes. -Very much so."
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"-Is gypsy even a race? -Traveler."
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"Howya, girls."
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"-Well, hello there. -Hi."
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"Good afternoon, sir."
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""Sir"? What the fuck, Clare?"
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