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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's Ulcer (S01E01)

"Did you ever?"
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"Oh, honey, come here."
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"I want you to see this hitter."
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"Come here."
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"Here's the situation."
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"Jones, who has been nursing a three-nothing lead..."
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"Hello, Oscar."
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"How did you know where I was?"
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"You said you wanted your freedom."
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"Freedom to you means either a hot tamale"
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"or a night baseball game."
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"The Mets are out of town."
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"Oh, look, honey!"
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"Didn't I tell you he was a beautiful hitter?"
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"What a clean, beautiful hit,"
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"I tell you!"
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"That's poison!"
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"You want to kill him?"
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"No comprende inglese."
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"Honey, mas tamales, mas tacos."
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"Mucho mas tacos. Go."
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"I suppose you realize the reason"
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"Mexico has never become a world power is because of their food."
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"Look."
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"Open the door..."
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"All right, Oscar, go ahead."
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"If you want to burn a hole"
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"through the lining of your stomach, go ahead."
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"Those beans will form a cement block"
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"in the bottom of your stomach."
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"Sure, now the game's getting exciting, isn't it?"
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"Start a little acid flowing over those rocks."
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"You'd love that, wouldn't you?"
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"Acid on the rocks."
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"Oscar, your body is a time bomb."
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"Pretty soon, boom!"
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"Felix, my body was never a time bomb"
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"until you moved in."
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"You, Felix, are the reason for the pain in my stomach."
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"Oh, I'm the reason"
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"for the pain in your stomach."
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"Don't start pouting."
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"Can't you take a little criticism without pouting?"
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"I'm not pouting."
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"Oh, yes, you are pouting."
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"You know how I know you're pouting?"
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"You're not nagging."
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"When you're not nagging, you're pouting."
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"So it's out in the open now, isn't it?"
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"I guess so."
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"Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
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"Oh, yes, I'm saying what you think I'm saying."
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"What do you think I think you're saying?"
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"You know what I think you think I'm saying."
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"Well, you've made it perfectly clear."
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"Tomorrow, I'll pack my bags"
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"and I'll leave."
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"Another meal like that last one"
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"and you'll turn your body into a time bomb."
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"Pretty soon you'll... I know... boom!"
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"Not that I care anymore, Doctor,"
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"but how is he?"
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"If he doesn't explode, he'll live."
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"Well, I'm all packed."
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"Good-bye."
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"Good-bye."
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"You're leaving?"
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"I don't stay where I'm not appreciated."
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"Do you want me to appreciate you?"
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"All right, I appreciate it."
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"You gave me an ulcer, okay?"
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"You pick up a loaded tamale,"
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"you point it at your stomach"
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"and you accuse me of pulling the trigger."
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"You drove me to that tamale!"
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"You and your nagging!"
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"That did it."
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"I'm leaving."
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"Personally, I think it would be a mistake"
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"for you to leave."
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"Obviously, he's what they call..."
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"In medical terms... a yeller."
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"A yeller has got to have someone"
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"to yell at."
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"Think I should stay?"
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"I do, if you behave yourself."
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"Don't be over-careful with him."
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"That's up to Oscar!"
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"Why is it always up to Oscar?"
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"Look, Felix, look."
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"I know you're only trying to help"
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"and, well, I do appreciate it."
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"I... I certainly appreciate that..."
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"that you appreciate it."
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"Oh, I'd appreciate it a little more"
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"if you didn't nag me so much,"
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"but, well, I do want you to stay."
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"I want to stay."
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"Good, then you'll both try"
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"and I'll tell you what I'd really appreciate."
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"Anything, Doctor, you've been such a help."
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"I want you to both promise me"
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"that, if this trouble ever occurs again,"
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"that you won't waste a minute,"
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"that you'll pick up the phone,"
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"and call another doctor."
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"Hey, congratulations."
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"What for?"
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"Two weeks without pain."
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"Hey, that's right."
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"We're gonna celebrate."
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"You know what we're going to have?"
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"What?"
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"A little light cream soup to coat the stomach,"
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"and then filet of sole veroni..."
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"Got a pain? No."
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"What, what? No."
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"Something I said? No!"
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"What is it?"
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"Dr. Melnitz' bill!"
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