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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Meth Head Actor (S06E06)

"- Yeah, listen. Just a heads up."
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"There's some annoying kid that might give us a small..."
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"problem."
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"- Keep an eye on him."
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"- Get in the [bleep] van."
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"Zippo wants to see you."
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"- Like, seven or eight dicks."
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"- What up? - That's how many that I've--"
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"Hey, what up? - That's so many."
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"- Yeah, that's a lot, you know."
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"- Hey, uh, I don't know if you wanted to take a shower,"
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"but my old teacher's using it, so just give him a minute."
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"- That is weird,"
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"but I actually don't have time,"
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"'cause I'm scrounging up money to buy meth."
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"- Mm, okay. Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"- Found one. Okay, "VICE" guy, let's roll."
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"We buying meth! Ooh."
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"Oh, I'm getting that pre-meth jitters, baby, let's roll!"
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"- Seems stupid. Seems really dumb."
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"You're enabling him!"
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"- Whoo! I needed that scrub-down."
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"Oh, I borrowed somebody's grizzled toothbrush,"
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"but it was way better than the Taco Bell napkins"
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"I've been brushing my teeth with."
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"- Okay, I'll let Ders know."
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"Hey, Mr. Buckley, I have the perfect role."
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"No audition required."
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"- My kind of role. - Okay."
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"What do you think of this?"
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"The role of kind of a seedy,"
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"dark, meth dealer."
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"- Is this a new piece they're opening"
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"at the Rancho Playhouse?"
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"- No, no, Ed's Jug House, the bar."
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"- Okay, a Jug House meth dealer, yes, yes."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah, so-- - That is a challenge."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - This is a good role."
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"I could really sink my teeth into this."
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"- Great, I'll, uh, pay for your new headshots."
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"I'll take them if you want."
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"- If anybody tries to take my picture,"
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"I'll break their face, you understand me?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - And who is this"
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"Mr. Buckley character?"
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"They call me Johnny Glass."
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"- Mr. Glass it is, sure."
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"- Whoo! [laughs]"
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"I told my boss that some cop"
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"was looking for him, and he wants to meet you."
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"- You think I'm a cop?"
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"Oh, my God, thank you."
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"You don't know what that means to me, man."
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"I'm not a cop."
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"I work in phone sales like a dummy."
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"- [menacing laughter]"
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"Zippo's gonna have fun with you."
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"Yo, Kaner, take us around back."
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"Whoo!"
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"Come on, aren't you guys excited?"
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"Whoo! This is outlaw shit!"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Come on!"
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"- Okay, listen up."
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"You wanna get high?"
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"Real high?"
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"This shit will get you higher"
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"than God's..."
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"frozen..."
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"semen."
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"- Ooh, whoa."
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"That's so high."
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"- That's ridiculous."
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"- That's how high I wanna be."
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"So what I have here"
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"is 16 smackeroos,"
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"so if I could get $16 worth of meth."
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"- What?"
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"That's not enough money for my meth."
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"I'm sorry, what do you think this is?"
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"Rock candy? I'm selling meth!"
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"- I want it."
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"- Cough up some more, kid,"
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"and we're in business."
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"- I'll do anything for the meth."
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"- Okay, then, you can work the rest"
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"out on my [bleep]."
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"[zips]"
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"- Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming."
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"I'm going--ow! You stepped on my foot."
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"- Heard you've been asking about the Zip."
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"- Boss, I heard he was a cop."
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"- No? - Mm-hmm."
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"- I also heard that you're a cop."
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"- Yeah, he just told you I was a cop, but I'm not, okay?"
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"And I'm actually flattered you guys think I'm a cop."
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"Trust me, I'm not."
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"You give me one of those vests,"
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"let's go carjack."
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"Let's go ride or die, man,"
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"I'll be like, "You mean-mugging me?"
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"I'm mean-muggin you, my--my man, my ma--""
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"- Shh, silence."
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"- I was just showing you what I can do."
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"- I will cutty cut you."
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"- Have at it, kid."
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"- Okay, uh... - Yeah."
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"Maybe take it to the bathroom, or--"
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"- You know what? On second thought,"
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"I want this to be great for you,"
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"so I'm gonna go to the restroom"
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"and stretch my jaw out"
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"by stuffing it full of toilet paper."
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"That's how I give a good hummer."
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"- Oh, you ain't going anywhere, round boy."
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"- Round boy?"
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"- You see, we don't really like cops"
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"around here, man."
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"Not at Ed's Jug House, you understand?"
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"- I know, I promise you I'm a regular normal guy--"
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