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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Meth Head Actor (S06E06)

"- [coughing] All right, guys."
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"Put some pep in your step,"
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"'cause I want to get some good seats."
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"Whoo! - Yeah, dude."
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"Hey, no spoilers, but this thing's"
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"supposed to have it all."
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"Blood, sugar, sex, magic."
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"- Hey, if you guys figure it out, do not tell me,"
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"because I want to be surprised."
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"Sometimes I don't figure it out"
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"until the ride home or until a few hours later."
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"Or honestly, sometimes it helps if you guys"
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"just tell me what happened."
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"- Uh, my man,"
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"three for "The People vs. Dom Dierkes""
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"murder trial, please, and we're students."
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"- Uh, guys, we don't have a student discount,"
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"and we don't sell tickets."
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"- Oh, okay. - Also, and I don't feel like"
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"doing this, but you aren't giving me a choice."
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"I have to arrest you."
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"- Yeah, I don't think so, man. I didn't vote."
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"So I don't think I could be arrested."
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"- I can smell you through the glass."
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"You have a joint behind your ear."
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"- Do I? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, that's my bad. - Jesus."
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"- And that guy is holding a bong."
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"- Oh."
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"This actually isn't a bong."
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"It is...Kombucha."
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"- Drink it."
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"- Some new--new age stuff. - Yeah."
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"- Yoga people drink it, so--and I'm one of them."
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"- Yeah. - Uh-huh, yeah."
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"- It's thick."
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"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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"- * I'm fresh"
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"* You gotta, you gotta, you gotta *"
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"* Gotta be fresh"
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"- Mr. DeMamp,"
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"you've got more DUIs than my grandson can count up to."
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"- Oh, no."
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"Did he have, like, an accident?"
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"'Cause I heard--like,"
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"this one construction worker got a bolt in his head,"
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"and then he couldn't count."
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"- He's three, you dummy."
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"Now, my point is,"
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"that the only thing you've accomplished"
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"is getting arrested for being an idiot."
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"Is that what you want your legacy to be?"
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"And you,"
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"you look like every other"
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"self-centered, dope-smoking kid with your--"
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"with your cool T-shirt and your pervert mustache."
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"- I look weird without it, but thank you"
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"for the compliment on the T-shirt."
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"That's very sweet of you."
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"- When was the last time"
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"you did something for someone else"
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"rather than smoking that damn hashish?"
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"And you, you look like"
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"you could actually be an upstanding citizen."
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"- Thank you."
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"- What do you want to do with your life, son?"
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"- Uh, well, sir, one day I hope to be city councilman."
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"- Well, there's a war on drugs out there,"
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"and you're on the wrong side of it."
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"I want the three of you"
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"to go to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting,"
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"and perhaps getting a firsthand look at how drugs"
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"rip people's lives apart will do you some good."
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"- Thank you, honorable Judge "Browntown.""
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"- Judge, I just want you to know"
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"I'm gonna take full advantage"
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"of these N.A. classes."
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"- Well, I'm glad to hear that, son."
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"- Yeah, I'm gonna go undercover"
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"and sniff out some primo intel for you."
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"Hopefully we can put an end to this Rancho drug war"
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"once and for all, right?"
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"- Do not do that."
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"- Right... side of the law."
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"I'm doing it, yeah. - No, don't."
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"- [sighs] I need to smoke some weed."
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"- Court-mandated meetings, am I right?"
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"What are you in for, bud?"
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"- Ah, I'm actually just observing the meeting."
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"I'm a journalist."
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"- Oh, well, I dream journal, so--"
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"- No, I'm--I'm a reporter for "VICE" magazine."
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"I'm writing a story about meth abuse."
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"To be perfectly honest, I'm looking for an addict"
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"that would agree to be profiled."
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"See you guys in the meeting."
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"[gentle chimes playing]"
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"- Yes, you will."
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"- Got a large group tonight."
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"- Whoo! Yeah, recovery!"
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"- Welcome, my name's Tim,"
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"and, uh, when I first walked through the doors--"
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"- Dude, I just figured out"
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"what I'm gonna do to, like, have my legacy be badass."
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"My face on the cover of "VICE" magazine."
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"- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"But the only thing is,"
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"is that guy wants a crazy meth head."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- You just occasionally smoke weed."
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"- Except for every day and at night, also."
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"- Yeah, I'm just saying, all you've ever done is weed"
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"and, you know, beer and mushrooms"
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"and acid and, you know, ecstasy, Molly..."
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"- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Some lean, sizzurp."
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"- Yep. - But other than that..."
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"- Did you say something?"
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"Would you like to come up and share?"
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"- I'm--I'm cool. I'm not an addict."
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"- [scoffs] Okay."
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