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Clips from American Dad! - Merlot Down Dirty Shame (S05E05)

"Now, ask Snot on a date."
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"Hi, it's Hayley."
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"Will you go out with me?"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my..."
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"Today, school is a pajama party."
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"I think I'll fly there."
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"Or, or you could force me to be your chauffeur slave."
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"Yes, that seems more appropriate for the dream king."
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"Run all the lights!"
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"It's my dream. Nothing can hurt us."
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"But don't drive too fast."
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"I need about 15 for a little Steve time."
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"We are getting away with this."
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"No talking!"
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"Say, I was just thinking again about the whole kiss thing."
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"Anyhoo, I bet you decided not to tell Stan."
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"Actually, I think he should know."
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"Why? He blew you off."
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"I shouldn't even have been on this trip."
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"Of course, it's no surprise. He's just not romantic."
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"Big romantic surprise!"
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"Oh, baby."
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"Oh, no."
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"I missed my girl and my best friend."
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"Blow me? You bet!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"That bartender Mia told me where you'd be."
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"She remembered you, Roger."
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"I think she's into you, but she thought you were with Francine."
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"Funny you should say that, because last night..."
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"Oh! How clumsy of me."
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"I'm still getting used to my artificial foot."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I'll wash it out in the bathroom."
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"That lady's knockers!"
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"Boy!"
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"Those damn Sweet Petes!"
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"You have any trouble with them last night?"
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"No, no, last night was pretty uneventful."
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"Hey, you want to go? Aren't we waiting for Francine?"
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"Oh, she just texted me."
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"She ran into a friend from camp in the bathroom."
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"She'll meet us at the next place."
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"Race you to the car!"
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"Where are you guys going?"
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"Please, Francine!"
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"I'm telling him, Roger."
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"Stan..."
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"I-I want to be where the action is."
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"Sing free-form jazz with me."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good show, Roger."
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"I'm going to go buy us matching golf shirts."
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"What, what are you? A large? Medium?"
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"Boy's husky."
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"Stan!"
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"Come on, Francine."
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"Can't you give me this one thing?"
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"He's my best friend in the world."
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"My mind's made up."
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"He's going to take my necklace away."
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"Frannie, I just need a little time to think."
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"Maybe you do, too, huh?"
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"Now, we both have a little time to think."
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"Thinking's good."
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"Thinking's what rational people do."
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"I got you a woman's small."
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"I had a fat kid try it on."
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"It looked great on him, so..."
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"Thanks, bud."
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"And by the way, Francine said she was pooped,"
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"so she went to the spa for a mud bath."
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"FRANCINE Help!"
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"You hear screaming? Screaming?"
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"Yeah, I hear it. It's my calves."
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"We rented bikes yesterday."
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"Did 50 miles. They are howling, bud."
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"Hey, Roger!"
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"Sit up here at the bar."
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"Yech, don't stop."
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"We're actually going to order some food."
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"I serve the full menu right here."
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"Stop it, Mia. You know your face is gross to me."
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"Don't make me talk about that."
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"When's Francine back from the spa?"
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"Could take weeks."
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"She's getting the Tom and Jerry Cleanse."
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"They send a hungry field mouse up her waa-waa,"
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"let it go to town, then they send a cat in after the mouse."
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"It's a long process. You're funny, man."
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"Order me the hamburger salad."
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"I'm going to shower up."
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"How you been, Rog?"
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"Do I know you? It's Mark."
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"Remember, I paid for the chocolate you got caught stealing at the winery."
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"You were there with your wife."
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"That wasn't my wife!"
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"That was my best buddy's wife"
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"and I ended up kissing her."
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"When he finds out, our friendship's going to be over."
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"Not necessarily. Just let your buddy"
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"kiss your girl and then you'll be even."
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"Oh, yeah, that'd be great, but I don't have a girlfriend."
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"Hey, beautiful."
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"You free tonight? Of course you're free."
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"Now, go home and put on your best Disneyland sweatshirt."
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"We're going out."
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"Don't panic. I'm just keeping you down there"
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"until I can fix things."
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"And I got you food."
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"Sun Fresh chips, right? And a sandwich."
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"Did you get it?"
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"Hello?"
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"Is the sandwich stuck in the pipe?"
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"Did you get any of the chips?"
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"They're Sun Fresh chips."
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"They're healthy for you. Healthier than regular chips."
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"Oh! No, they are not."
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"Yo, yo!"
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