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Clips from American Dad! - Merlot Down Dirty Shame (S05E05)

"I stopped for burgers after I choked it."
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"Are we going too far with this?"
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"I sure hope so."
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"Steve, it's almost 1:00."
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"Get a load of Big Ben."
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"I know what time it is."
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"I'm going to go get Principal Lewis."
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"Yo, girl. You're my lab partner."
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"But I'm paired up with Dennis."
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"Dennis is paired up with the floor now."
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"Steve, you're so crazy today."
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"You think that's crazy, wait till you see this!"
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"Let's fly!"
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"Nein! No, don't!"
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"I don't want to look."
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"Does my leg look broken?"
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"Aah, my God!"
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"So, where do you want to go?"
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"I thought we'd just hang here with my buddy Stan."
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"He's super fun. Great kisser."
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"Stan, you old bastard, get in here!"
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"This is my very serious girlfriend Mia."
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"We're friends."
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"It's okay to kiss hello."
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"What's a kiss? Nothing!"
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"Means you're friends."
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"Wine country! Tequila all around!"
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"To kissing!"
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"Come on. Group kiss!"
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"I kiss Mia, I kiss Stan."
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"Everybody's kissing!"
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"You guys kiss!"
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"I'm just gonna use the john real quick."
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"What are you doing just sitting there?!"
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"You're the worst date."
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"Go kiss him while he's pooping."
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"You know, give him a San Diego thank you."
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"♪ Lips are for kissing, uh, uh-uh! ♪"
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"♪ Lips are for kissing, uh, uh-uh... ♪"
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"You guys like that song, Lips Are For Kissing?"
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"Kiss if you like that song."
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"I think I should go."
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"You can't leave without a kiss."
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"Come on. Go tongue-blast his baloney hole!"
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"Hey, bro, I wouldn't be too broken up about her."
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"I was waiting to tell ya,"
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"but she tried to kiss me on the toilet."
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"A little kiss?"
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"You thought I'd care?"
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"No, we're friends, so it's okay."
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"Not in my book."
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"That makes it especially not okay."
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"Remember these?"
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"Best friends forever, man."
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"Stan, something happened last night."
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"You're not gonna like it,"
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"but I have to tell you the truth."
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"Stan, I have something to tell you."
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"Roger already told me."
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"Really? Yes, all the sordid details."
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"Well, it wasn't sordid."
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"It was just a stupid little kiss."
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"So you admit it! You kissed Roger!"
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"What?! No!"
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"He kissed me!"
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"Lie."
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"I've been trying to tell you all day."
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"All day? I've been waiting"
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"all day for you to come clean!"
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"But you went to the spa"
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"to ease your guilty conscience."
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"Well, I couldn't leave my buddy hanging any longer!"
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"Stan, this is crazy!"
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"He kissed me, and then he buried me alive!"
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"Good try. We know you had a mud bath."
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"In my clothes?"
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"Yeah, you ruined a perfectly fine dress"
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"your hardworking husband bought you."
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"I do work hard."
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"He's lying, Stan!"
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"No, I'm not."
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"Stan, this is a high-five truth."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Francine, I'm sorry."
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"If I hid this from Stan and he found out,"
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"then this thing that meant nothing"
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"would suddenly mean something."
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"That's what I told you!"
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"I'll kill you!"
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"Leave him alone, Francine."
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"Roger's a true friend."
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"These bike shorts are dry."
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"Why don't they take 'em down?"
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"Hey, Room 23, your shorts!"
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"Who knows how many guys she was with"
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"who weren't my best buddy"
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"and didn't tell me?"
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"Yeah, yeah, probably a lot."
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"I've put so much into this marriage."
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"God, now it looks like divorce."
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce."
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"But it's so terrible!"
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"First, there's the kids!"
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"The poor kids!"
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"It'll make them stronger."
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"Then the house,"
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"we'll have to sell the house!"
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"It's just stuff, man. Things."
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"Which means no more attic for you."
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"Beg pardon?"
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"I mean, where will you live?!"
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"This affects everyone!"
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"Whoa, what's this?"
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"Is the sidewall cracking?"
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"Shouldn't be. I just got these."
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"Okay, Stan, now I can tell you:"
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"you don't have to get divorced and sell the attic"
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"because I was the one who kissed Francine."
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"But it didn't mean anything. It was just a drunken slipup."
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"Damn it, Roger! Get me the hell out of here!"
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