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Clips from American Dad! - Merlot Down Dirty Shame (S05E05)

"More like you might want to speed up."
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"Ha-ha! It's on, bitch!"
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"I'm going to go- I'm going to go hit the head,"
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"come back and get ruined."
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"Like, just ruin myself and everything around me."
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"Did you just drink my wine?"
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"Prolly. I'm getting drunk off my ass."
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"Very nice."
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"Two lubricants down this way, por favor."
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"Yo, Jack, you better step away."
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"That's my best friend's girl."
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"Did you, did you already pee?"
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"No, I didn't make it. But this guy, this guy here--"
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"Mr. Sweet Pete- he thinks he's making it."
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"Just buying the lady a drink."
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"I'll buy her the drinks, thank you."
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"Can, can you, can you spot me a $20?"
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"I lost my wallet somewhere in this thieving town!"
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"Thank you!"
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"Oh, my God, thank you so much."
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"This is-- I can't, I can't even believe-- thank you."
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"Thank you. This is an honest town."
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"Somebody, somebody just turned it in?"
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"No, you found it in your jacket."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm 'bout, I'm 'bout ready to call it a night."
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"You're fun! That's who you are."
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"Mia, we need napkins over here!"
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"So, the kitchen's closing in five minutes,"
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"uh, if you want anything. Anything?"
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"Can you ask the chef if he can whip me up a room"
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"without so many pubic hairs in the bathtub?"
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"That's funny."
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"Yeah, that's why I said it."
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"She likes you."
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"That bowser? She thinks I'm a Milk Bone."
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"Come on."
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"Uh-oh, Frannie, Mia got me all worked up."
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"You perv!"
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"Roger! What?"
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"God! Why did you do that?"
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"Oh! I'm sorry."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I didn't mean, I didn't mean-- I'm sorry."
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"I'm just, I'm j-- I'm drunk."
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"Look, I'll, I'll go to sleep in the car now."
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"I'll, I'm just- I'll go to the car, okay?"
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"Ow!"
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"Ew! Gross!"
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"Somebody, somebody's drying their bike shorts on the railing."
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"Make me breakfast..."
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"What's up with Steve? He's sleeping all the time."
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"He's on a lucid dream kick."
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"Well, not during Iconoclasts"
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"with Katherine Helmond and Usher."
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"I don't know who you are."
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"I don't know who you are."
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"Hey, wake up!"
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"Can't you do that somewhere else?"
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"It doesn't matter where I do it."
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"When I go into my dreams, I'm king."
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"It's awesome! You should try it."
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"Maybe in your dreams you could have some friends."
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"Shut up. I have friends."
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"Oh, right! I forgot about your best friend, the fish."
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"Fools."
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"What a jerk."
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"We need to take him down a peg."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Use the secret mental telepathy we sha re to bring down Steve?"
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"No, I say we mess with Steve witho ut using our powers."
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"God! Stick-in-the-mud bitch."
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"Klaus, you know I can hear you."
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"Yeah, I'm pissed!"
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"I'm insulting you."
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"Ah! Oh..."
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"Roger, maybe we should talk about last night."
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"Get some breakfast? Excellent! Oh!"
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"Y'all have enough time?"
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"I'll have two eggs, one over easy, one over medium,"
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"three sausage links, a cup of cottage cheese"
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"with a drizzle of honey, a fruit cup--"
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"unless it's honeydew melon, in which case, skip it"
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"and make it half a grapefruit."
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"A glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast, barely browned."
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"Closer to bread than toast- I'm not joking--"
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"with as many local jams as you have in stock."
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"Oh, and a bloody Mary. We don't serve alcohol."
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"Look, about last night... It was nothing."
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"I made a stupid, drunk mistake"
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"and it'll never happen again."
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"Good. We'll put it behind us"
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"and, hopefully, Stan will understand."
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa."
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"I don't think we tell Stan."
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"He's my best friend and I, I betrayed him."
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"Roger, I've got to be up front with him."
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"Oh, like he was when he didn't tell you he was an ice dancer?"
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"'Member? It was his winter secret?"
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"Well, this'll be your fall secret."
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"Seasonal secrets."
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"I was thinking of opening a boutique with that name."
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"God, to open a boutique!"
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"Look, if I don't tell Stan and he ever found out,"
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"then this thing that meant nothing"
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"would suddenly mean something."
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"Francine, please, just think about it, okay?"
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"Okay, I'll think about it."
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"Excuse me."
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"Is Smuckers produced locally?"
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"Um... No, it's not."
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"He's coming. Throw it."
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"The red ball!"
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"Oh, my God! This is the most real dream yet!"
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"Wait, can this be a dream?"
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"Who stole the tarts?"
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"Who stole the tarts?"
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"Boy, did you see a short giraffe with a mouthful of muffin?"
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"This is awesome!"
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"Hayley, give me lunch money."
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