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Clips from American Dad! - Merlot Down Dirty Shame (S05E05)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"♫ Good morning, USA ♫"
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"Help! We're trapped in this elevator!"
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"We're going to die in here!"
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"Stan, I have you."
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"I will not let anything happen to you."
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"Here, smell my mouth."
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"Garlic chicken."
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"Your favorite."
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"Thank you, Roger."
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"If we get out of here,"
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"we're going to be best friends forever."
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"Oh, Stan, we'll go straight to the Jewelry Galleria"
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"and by something to commemorate"
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"our remarkable friendship. High five!"
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"Is this anything like what you're talking about?"
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"This is exactly what we're talking about."
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"Stan, will you put mine on?"
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"You've made me so happy."
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"Buddy, I need your help."
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"Francine will be here in ten seconds"
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"and I'm going to telher something she doesn't want to hear"
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"Play along. Finally!"
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"No, just agree with me."
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"Oh. Hey, Stan."
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"Just reminding you-- tomorrow's our drive up to wine country."
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"Tomorrow?!"
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"Oh, boy, tomorrow's a big work day at work."
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"What?! Stan, I've been planning"
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"this wine tasting trip for a long time."
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"I wanted to go, but the security level is at orange."
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"It's more dangerous now."
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"Orange, it's more dangerous now."
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"I call bullarky, Stan."
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"You just don't want to go wine tasting."
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"Well, take Roger. Wine lover right here."
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"Also a heroin lover in case anyone"
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"wants to schedule a poppy tour."
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"Huge heroin fan."
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"Don't use it, just like being around it."
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"Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes."
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"Fine!"
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"Good looking out, buddy. High five."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"The red ball. Yes!"
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"Hey, Pinkerton, you're giving everyone"
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"an A on this dumb lab."
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"Sure, and I'll throw in some suckers."
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"I want to lick your lolly."
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"Now, kiss me."
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"I'm not going to kiss you..."
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"with my top on."
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"No! Amy!"
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"I have so much horniness to give!"
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"Steve, it's just a dream."
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"It was more than a dream, Klaus."
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"It was a lucid dream."
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"Oh-ho, it happens."
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"We'll just put your sheets in the wash."
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"No, a lucid dream."
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"It's when you have total control over everything."
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"I trained myself."
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"When I see a red ball, it's a sign"
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"that I'm dreaming and I can do whatever I want."
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"You must teach me."
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"Oh, that is such a coincidence."
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"Klaus, are you ready for coincidence time?"
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"I was just telling Toshi how I wanted to teach"
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"some whiny fish how to loose a dream."
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"I mean, come on! Later, dumb ass."
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"Why?"
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"Francine's pretty mad at me for bailing on her."
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"She made me have sex by myself last night."
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"Yeah, I know. We were watching CSI together."
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"Well, thanks for doing this, man."
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"Oh, and watch your back for horn dogs."
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"Lot of Sweet Petes up in the wine country looking for an easy lay."
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"I'm the vagina goalie. Got it."
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"Let's go, Roger."
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"Bye, baby."
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"You got this handled?"
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"Damn straight! Swing it!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah, get, get a little closer."
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"You bend down, come at an angle."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Screw Stan."
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"We can have a great time without him, right?"
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"How could we not?"
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"I mean, look, they've got a wine train we can ride!"
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"Wait-- can we ride it?"
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"It's a small train that goes through the vineyards"
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"and carries passengers-- yes, we can ride the wine train!"
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"Choo-choo!"
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"Don't... do that."
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"Roger, am I not good company?"
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"I mean, why didn't Stan want to come?"
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"Oh, you know Stan."
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"He's a big weirdo. Oh, before I forget."
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"This is my wine journal from my last tour."
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"I got you one."
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"We can rate the wines we taste."
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"Check out my system."
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"I guess I didn't like this particular wine"
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"because next to the name, I drew a butt taking a dookie."
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"But here, this one. This one's a dookie and a baseball cap."
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"A hat means I like the wine. What's that?"
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"That's a dookie and an Indian headdress."
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"Racist-- I was drunk by then."
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"Ah, the hell with Stan."
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"Let's get ripped. Yeah!"
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"I got a map with all the best spots in town."
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"You said raped, right?"
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"Whoa, Frannie, you might want to slow down."
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