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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - Hooray for Homicide (S01E01)

"No, I'm turning your dull, little book into an all-time hit picture."
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"What do I know about the picture? It's a high school horror film with sexy dances."
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"You cut out every line that required acting skills, so you could get your little playmate on the screen."
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"I know. Wanna go skinny-dipping in the ocean?"
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"- I used to live at the beach house. - Do you have any questions about the scene?"
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"- We make love. - This is a murder investigation."
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"Norman! Stop that man! Stop him!"
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"[Seagulls Screeching]"
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"[Chair Creaking]"
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"I've decided to go back to the bayonet. It's a lot cleaner."
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"[Ethan] How's that? Oh, I was just talking to myself. Nothing."
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"[Clattering]"
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"Ethan. Ethan! I'm sorry. I'm trying to write."
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"That's all right. You're not disturbing me."
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"Well, I'm glad to hear it. [Chuckles]"
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"I don't suppose there's a quieter way of doing it?"
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"No way that I know of."
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"[Clattering]"
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"[Phone Ringing] Oh."
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"Hello. Hello, Agnes."
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"How nice to hear from you. [Clattering Continues]"
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"Agnes, I'm sorry. I can't talk right now. I am in the middle of a crucial chapter."
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"[Clattering] Agnes, you're gonna have to speak up."
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"Well, Ethan is fixing the drain. He's under the sink. What?"
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"Really? They're talking about one of my books?"
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"Well, maybe I could watch for a couple of seconds."
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"Thanks so much for calling me, Agnes. I'll call you right back."
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"[Man] Jerry Lydecker."
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"Jerry, why do we call you Hollywood's most controversial producer?"
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"Well, because you hate my pictures. The critics hate my pictures."
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"Everybody hates my pictures, except the public."
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"[Man] And today you started shooting a new motion picture."
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"Yes. J.B. Fletcher's The Corpse Danced at Midnight."
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"Now the Fletcher book was a big success."
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"Do you anticipate another box-office hit?"
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"It's got everything today's young moviegoers want. Music, sex and violence."
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"Too much violence perhaps? What's too much?"
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"I'm referring to the scene where the psychotic killer uses a flamethrower on a group of break-dancers."
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"That's not my book. I didn't write that. [Scoffs]"
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"Looks like that Mr. Lydecker is putting some of his own ideas into the movie."
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"Well, it's high time they heard some of my ideas."
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"Calling the TV station? My publisher."
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"I'm gonna put a stop to this nonsense even if I have to fly out to Hollywood."
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"What do I know about the picture?"
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"Well, it's guaranteed box office magic, that's all."
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"[Chuckles] It's a combination of Halloween, Porky's and Flashdance."
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"You can't be serious."
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"[Laughs] Oh, yeah. You got yourself a hot property here, Mrs. Fletcher."
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"You oughta follow it up real quick. Have you written any other books like this?"
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"I've never written one book like that."
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"Look, I don't know what my publisher told you, Mr. Strindberg,"
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"but I didn't come out here to take advantage of an intolerable situation."
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"Are you saying you don't want a piece of the action?"
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"I only want to determine my legal rights..."
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"to prevent that movie producer from debasing my novel."
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"- I was told that you could help me. - Mrs. Fletcher, I make deals."
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"And, apparently, you don't want a deal. So what can I do?"
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"Look, I'll tell ya. Uh, I'll assign someone from my staff to dig out your contract and we'll be in touch."
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"When? Well, don't worry about it. Relax. Enjoy yourself."
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"Is this your first trip to L.A. Oh, yes. But I wanna get this thing settled."
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"Well, you're gonna love it. You should go to Disneyland. Farmer's Market."
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"Take a Hollywood tour. La Brea Tar Pits. Have a ball."
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"I don't have time to... Mrs. Fletcher, it has been great meeting you."
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"Let's have lunch sometime before you fly back east, okay?"
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"Thank you for you trouble, Mr. Strindberg. Sure."
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"I am sorry to be a pest about this,"
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"but I am the author of the book that is supposedly the basis of Mr. Lydecker's movie."
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"Hold it. Hold it, Paddy. I'll vouch for Mrs. Fletcher."
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"Put her down as my guest. Sure thing, Miss Quintessa."
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"Hop in. That is so nice of you. Thank you."
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"Oh, my goodness. I was beginning to give up hope of ever getting inside."
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"I'm Marta Quintessa. I'm the costume designer for The Corpse Danced at Midnight."
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"Okay. Great. Great. Get lost."
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"You lied to me, baby."
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"Jerry... I checked with your drama coach."
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"You canceled those extra sessions."
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"I meant to tell you. Yeah, sure you did."
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"I just didn't want you to be mad at me. [Exhales]"
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"You're still lying. Eve, I know you're seeing some guy."
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"No."
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"I don't wanna know who he is... just stop."
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"Oh, Jerry... Stop. Do you hear me?"
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"You're doing okay, Eve. A couple of nice pictures."
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"But you're not there yet."
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"When this picture's released, you're gonna be a big star."
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"There won't be any room in your life for anybody else."
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"[Man] Miss Crystal. I'm your future, Eve."
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"Miss Crystal? Remember that."
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"- We're ready for rehearsal, Miss Crystal. - She'll be right out."
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"Okay, sure. Whenever she's ready, Mr. Lydecker."
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"I loved your book, Mrs. Fletcher, which is more than I can say for the screenplay."
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"Jerry and the writer did a wonderful job of trashing your story."
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"Well, I must confess, I haven't read it. No one sent me a copy."
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"Oh, well, I've got an extra one here. Why don't you take this?"
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"How nice of you."
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"I hope you have a strong heart, darling, and an even stronger stomach. [Both Laugh]"
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"Jerry. Jerry. How come you never return my telephone calls?"
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"Nothing personal. I don't, uh, return anybody's calls."
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"That's a good line. I'll use it. Listen, my contracts finally came through."
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"The points you promised me for writing the screenplay under price... they're not there. What happened?"
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"Business Affairs. Oh. Just a mistake, huh?"
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"They said it was more than you were worth."
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"Listen, that's my screenplay you're shooting in there, and, uh, what would you do without it?"
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"Tell me about your Oscar nomination when you were 25. You know my credits."
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"Yeah, I know your credits. Aging wunderkind. Burned out by pills and booze before you were 30."
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"Look, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm also a damn good writer, and you know that too."
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"Yeah? That's why I had to do a page one rewrite on your script."
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"You cut out every line that required acting skills, so you could get your little playmate on the screen."
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"Buddy boy, you just wrote your ticket off this lot. I don't want you around."
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"You're bad news."
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"Yeah? Well, just remember. The picture's not over till the credits roll."
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"Well, darling, it's good to see you looking so cheerful in the morning."
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"Did you sleep well, darling? I was looking for you."
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"I have a wonderful surprise for you."
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"I would like you to meet Jessica Fletcher, who is the original author."
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"Pleased to meet you. Uh, Marta, we got a problem."
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"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lydecker, but at your convenience,"
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"I'd like a few minutes of your time to talk about our picture. Maybe later, okay?"
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"Well, could you be more specific?"
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"I mean, after all, this is something of great importance to me."
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