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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Holey War (S01E01)

"What's our next move?"
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"I don't know, maybe we should just patch the hole,"
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"ground 'em all and move on."
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"I mean, eventually, the truth'll just slip out."
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"Like that Nerf dart you ate."
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"We cannot live in a world where holes are made"
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"and not explained."
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"We'll lose all credibility."
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"I know, I'm sorry,"
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"it's just I'm so tired."
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"Okay, all right."
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"We got to think."
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"Okay, um..."
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"All right."
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"What would happen if we pulled"
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"something like this when we were kids?"
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"Oh."
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"It worked on me."
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"Did it?"
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"No."
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"Yeah, and we're nothing to be scared of."
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"We're like mall cops."
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"Remember how we used to laugh"
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"when your brother Don's kid would act up?"
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"(scoffs) That kid was always in trouble."
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"Now? Delivering Porta-Potties."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"Maybe we can use that."
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"You know,"
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"give our kids a little glimpse into their future."
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"Scare 'em straight."
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"Ooh, I like it."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, in the last day, our kids have engaged in"
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"vandalism, conspiracy and racketeering."
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"I don't really know what that is,"
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"but they make a hell of a racket."
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"Okay, you guys know Uncle Don."
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"What you don't know is that he is also a father."
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"Yeah, we do, to cousin Mikey."
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"Okay, I'm trying to set a mood here."
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"After you hear what he has to say about his kid,"
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"you'll be begging to tell us who made the hole."
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"Don,"
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"go ahead, scare 'em straight."
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"Will do."
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"Mikey was just like you."
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"Always making holes"
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"in walls and lying about it."
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"Seemed like no big deal."
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"But where is he now?"
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"Prison?"
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"No. A studio apartment in Poughkeepsie."
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"Oh. Ooh. That's pretty cool."
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"No, no, no. No, that's bad."
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"A studio apartment is just one room."
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"The kitchen is in the bedroom."
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"Oh, it's like... Oh, it's one of those things..."
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"(excited chatter)"
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"Yeah, yeah, you know, it is actually a sweet little place"
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"right next to the ballpark."
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"Mikey's a mascot"
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"for the minor league baseball team."
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"Oh, no way. That's so cool."
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"You said he was delivering Porta-Potties."
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"DON: No, no, no."
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"This is a new thing."
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"He really got his act together."
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"I guess it just goes to show"
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"that it doesn't matter what you do as a kid."
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"Sometimes your dreams come true."
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"TEDDY: Bye, Daddy. KATE: Bye, Daddy."
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""Bye, Daddy.""
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"As if nothing happened."
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"Kindergarteners can head out to the playground."
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"Okay, uh, hold on, hold on, hold on."
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"Okay, it's just you and me, Butterbean."
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"Nobody's listening."
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"Why don't you tell Daddy who made the hole."
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"What hole?"
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"Get out of here."
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"Bye, Daddy. Yeah, bye."
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh. Hey, I'm glad you guys are here."
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"I need to talk to you."
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"Things no better at home?"
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"The kids are lying. We know they're lying."
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"They know we know they're lying."
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"It's tough to control kids these days."
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"Victor's in fourth grade,"
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"and I'm pretty sure he took my car out last night."
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"You know, a couple years ago, my wife and I decided"
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"we were gonna stop telling the girls "no,""
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"because it's very negative."
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"But then one of them bought a boat on eBay."
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"Now we say it all the time."
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"Mr. Burns, come with me,"
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"and put on your listening ears."
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"Okay, you don't have to talk to me"
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"like I'm a kindergartener. Now."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"I'm about to tell you something I've never told anyone,"
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"Please don't."
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"The issue you're up against"
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"with kids in today's world"
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"is that it's not a fair fight."
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"Yeah. That's what I was telling Andi last night."
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"We can't use any of the tools our parents"
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"or teachers used on us."
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"So the answer I came up with is this."
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"See this marble jar?"
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"Every day the kids behave,"
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"I add a marble."
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"When the jar is full, they get a party."
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"But what they don't know is"
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"sometimes I do this."
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"That makes me feel so damn good."
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"I think maybe the kids stole"
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"some of your marbles."
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"My point is, Mr. Burns, is don't be afraid to fight dirty."
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