Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Weeds - Viking Pride (S06E06)

"Nothing official, but hey, sometimes a faucet still drips after you turn it off."
Weeds
"It was sweet, though. You know?"
Weeds
"- Want another... - I think I'm your son."
Weeds
"I think I'm your son."
Weeds
"Here's the thing. I'm probably wrong. I don't know anything for sure."
Weeds
"It's just that timing-wise, it could be, and maybe you haven't noticed,"
Weeds
"but we kind of look... Should I stand?"
Weeds
"No."
Weeds
"Let's both sit."
Weeds
"Wait, so, have you asked her?"
Weeds
"No. No, not yet."
Weeds
"Mother of shit."
Weeds
"Yeah, that pretty much covers it."
Weeds
"I'm sorry, I should go. I didn't mean to drop this on you."
Weeds
"I don't know what I meant to do,"
Weeds
"but I don't want you to feel like you have to do anything"
Weeds
"or take care of me or be my dad or whatever."
Weeds
"I'm gonna take off. Thanks for the beer."
Weeds
"I hope you understand the need for this."
Weeds
"You can never be sure of who's listening in the office."
Weeds
"Totally. So, I need five American."
Weeds
"No."
Weeds
"American passports are too tough."
Weeds
"I could do Iceland. Their economy has tanked and they're on fire."
Weeds
"That's good for you."
Weeds
"$5,000 each, half in cash up front."
Weeds
"Deal. Except I only have $3,000."
Weeds
"I was right. You are a crook piece of shit."
Weeds
"See you."
Weeds
"Wedding insanity."
Weeds
"A wedding. Wow. Congratulations."
Weeds
"No. Do not congratulate me. Hooman Jaka is to be my daughter's husband."
Weeds
"Hooman. Yes. We hate Hooman."
Weeds
"Shiite piece of garbage."
Weeds
"Right. You're not Shia, I take it."
Weeds
"Of course not. I'm Jordanian Sunni."
Weeds
"You think I will let my daughter marry a Shiite?"
Weeds
"To plant a tomato in a corn field?"
Weeds
"No, tomatoes are over here and corn is over here. That's common sense."
Weeds
"Randy, my desperate, crooked friend,"
Weeds
"I have a proposal for you."
Weeds
"I will get you your passports."
Weeds
"In return, you will make certain this wedding does not happen."
Weeds
"I see. So, you want me to break them up?"
Weeds
"Break them up? No. Not good enough."
Weeds
"Dead."
Weeds
"I want him dead."
Weeds
"Okay. Or, I could just break them up."
Weeds
"I've already tried that with somebody much more handsome than you."
Weeds
"Maybe in the conventional terms of your culture..."
Weeds
"Listen to me. If you want your passports, you will kill that douchebag and fast."
Weeds
"I have to put down a deposit for the caterer next week."
Weeds
"So, do we have our passports?"
Weeds
"Slight bend in that river."
Weeds
"What?"
Weeds
"Do we need more money?"
Weeds
"No. We need Shane."
Weeds
"- What? - We have to kill somebody."
Weeds
"Hooman, actually. He's supposed to marry Daoud's daughter."
Weeds
"Really?"
Weeds
"He is kind of a douche."
Weeds
"Nancy."
Weeds
"I'm not killing anybody."
Weeds
"I know. I know. Just... We really, really need those passports."
Weeds
"Just get creative."
Weeds
""Get creative"?"
Weeds
"I'm always getting creative while you're out getting..."
Weeds
"Where are you, anyway?"
Weeds
"- I gotta go. Sorry. Sorry, I gotta go. - Nancy, hang on."
Weeds
"You hos always leaving stuff behind."
Weeds
"Now find your bag of dildos and make sure you lock the door on the way out."
Weeds
"I'll just be a minute."
Weeds
"Thank you."
Weeds
"Guess I'm not so good at this undercover thing."
Weeds
"Fuck!"
Weeds
"- Who are you? - Shit."
Weeds
"- Creepy stalking son-of-a... - Journalist."
Weeds
"What?"
Weeds
"Journalist. San Diego County Tribune."
Weeds
"See for yourself."
Weeds
""Vaughn Coleman.""
Weeds
"People always assume I'm black."
Weeds
"Why are you following me?"
Weeds
"Because I'm writing your story."
Weeds
"Hey, little boy. You want some candy?"
Weeds
"Jesus."
Weeds
"Your mom never even mentioned this guy. When did they date?"
Weeds
"The timing adds up."
Weeds
"Wonky math does not a father make."
Weeds
"You haven't seen him."
Weeds
"What, he's blonde?"
Weeds
"There's plenty of Nordic in our family. You never heard of Great Uncle Hans?"
Weeds
"Yeah. Crazy Finn. You are Judah's son, no question."
Weeds
"I was there on the day you were born. I saw him staring at you for hours,"
Weeds
"in total awe."
Weeds
"Probably looking for a resemblance."
Weeds
"Okay. So, you met a cool guy... Wait, is he cool?"
Weeds
"He drives a Camaro."
Weeds
"Weak."
Weeds
"He's easy."
Weeds
"Okay, you met an easy guy, who looks like you, that your mom used to date."
Weeds
"Fuck. My point is, he's not your dad. Judah's your dad."
Weeds
"But you're looking for something. I get that."
Weeds
"I'm not looking for anything."
Weeds
"I just wanna fucking know the truth for a change."
Weeds
"Truth is, you're a Botwin."
Weeds
"Admittedly, that can be difficult. We're a brood of tortured souls."
Weeds
"But that's the beauty of a tribe. We can kvetch."
Weeds
"Maybe I'll kvetch to Mom about this."
Weeds
"Great idea."
Weeds
"Talk to her. She'll clear it all up."
Weeds
"I have so much energy."
Weeds
"Okay, see, he's not doing it right."
Weeds
"You gotta embrace the light and dark equally."
Weeds
"She's my true north, and if she leaves me, I'm nothing."
Weeds
"So, if she leaves me, I'm gonna kill myself."
Weeds
"Bummer."
Weeds
"All right, killer. I hate to break the news to you, man, but I gotta take off."
Weeds
"I'm gonna grab my passport and be back hopefully by tomorrow."
Weeds
"You got my cell number, right?"
Weeds
Show more clips