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Clips from Weeds - Viking Pride (S06E06)

"What do you think?"
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"Okay, well, Andy's got it. Do not leave for Copenhagen without me."
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"What am I supposed to do with Teach?"
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"Keep an eye on him. Make sure he eats."
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"And don't let him sleep on his back."
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"Always the babysitter. Awesome."
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"You need to update your photo, Vaughn. Time hasn't been good to the old hairline."
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"So, tell me. What..."
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"Everything. Tell me everything you know."
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"Actually, I was hoping you'd tell me everything you know."
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"Okay, I started out doing a story on Esteban Reyes"
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"and his connection to Pilar Zuazo."
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"Then, she turned up dead."
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"And you, American wife of Mexican politicianlgangster, disappeared."
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"You should go back to San Diego."
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"Write about Comic-Con and Captain Magnetard or whatever."
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"You think I'm some sort of a jerk-off basement blogger?"
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"I've won awards."
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"If you print a single word, I'll deny it all."
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"To that fact-checker person. I can do that."
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"That's from a movie, Nancy."
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"This isn't Almost Famous."
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"I'm gonna do this story with or without your input."
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"I'll fill in details if I have to. It would make me sad,"
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"I do have my ethics, but hey, James Frey still has a book deal."
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"And I want mine."
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"What if there isn't anything to tell?"
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"Drugs, tunnels, murder..."
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"I know my fucking story."
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"Who else knows we're here?"
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"My editor knows I found you, but I didn't tell him where."
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"But if I was able to find you, how long before the bad guys find you?"
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"And I don't mean the FBI."
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"Because they will. Soon."
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"But we can expose them first."
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"- I can help you. - Clark Kent to my rescue."
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"Are you telling me, after all's said and done,"
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"you don't want your story on the record?"
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"- Hey, I'm Nathalie's guy. - Who?"
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"The drink. I help make the drink."
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"Bro! That drink is popping off in here."
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"Good. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Dudes are like, "What!""
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"Three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor."
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"- What? - Exactly."
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"We've been calling this shit "The Leg-Spreader.""
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"Oh, really? We were gonna call it 72 Virgins, or C4."
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"Right? 'Cause it makes you explode."
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"Not cool."
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"Sorry. Leg-Spreader?"
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"Hell, yeah. You got more for me?"
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"Not yet. I'm here with some slightly bad news."
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"I've been asked to kill you."
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"Bill me? No, I already paid Nathalie the cash."
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"Kill you."
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"You're punking."
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""Blumpkin"?"
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Mr. Mahmud wants you dead. Don't worry, we're not killers."
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"Not me anyway."
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"Mr. Mahmud? I sent you guys to him for passports."
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"Sort of a cruel twist."
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"Anyway, it turns out he hates you,"
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"and would rather do anything than let you marry his daughter,"
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"which includes having you killed."
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"I've been nothing but good to his daughter."
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"You see me dipping it in the candy here?"
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"- No. - No."
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"It's because I'm Shia, isn't it? Fucking racist Jordanian piece of shit."
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"Look, I think we can help you. Want us to help you?"
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"I guess so."
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"Yeah. Okay. That's the spirit. And hey, you get to help us, too."
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"Bro-five!"
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"- What? - Nothing. I forgot where I was for a sec."
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"Let's talk."
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"You better keep up your end of the bargain or I..."
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"You know my history."
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"You'll marry me?"
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"Kidding, kidding. Sorry."
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"I promise. I'll hold up my end."
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"My name is Nancy Botwin."
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