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Clips from Weeds - Viking Pride (S06E06)

"- You're not coming with? - Apparently, it's a no-lady zone."
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"Turkish bath?"
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"Hey, what'd you use for my picture?"
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"The one where I'm eating cheesecake on a stick?"
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"Okay. That's cool."
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"No, I just assumed you had your own passport."
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"Well, not on me."
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"All right, I got some calls to make."
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"Tell him Hooman Jaka sent you."
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"Hooman Jaka. Loved him in Star Wars."
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"Hi. Can you point me towards the old yearbooks?"
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"If you're looking for Bob Seger, those ones were vandalized years ago."
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"Bob is an acquired taste. I was looking for '84 to '87 actually."
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"Nobody good in those years."
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"But hang on, I'll get them."
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"Nancy Price."
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"Hi there."
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"Patricia Davies."
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"Sure. Right."
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"We were in the same class together, here, at this school."
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"Patricia. Of course. Great to see you."
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"So, do you have kids here?"
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"No. I'm just looking up old yearbooks. You know, Viking pride."
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"Viking pride. Right. Right."
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"You told Maureen Byrne I was a prude."
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"In the locker room after gym."
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"You said, if I ever let a dick inside me, it would turn into a popsicle."
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"Then everyone started calling me "Popsicle Patty.""
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"Patricia, wow. I have no memory of that,"
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"but that was mean of me."
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"Sorry."
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"I slept with 14 guys my junior year."
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"I got kicked out of my house."
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"Never quite made it to college."
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"I'm just waiting on the librarian."
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"Oh, Phyllis. She takes her time."
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"Which is why they hired me, the librarian's assistant."
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"Fun stuff."
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"I have had herpes for 27 years."
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"But I am no prude."
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"'84 through '87. We all miss those days."
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"- It was lots of fun. - Yeah."
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"Bitch!"
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"Ellis, hi."
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"Nancy. Price, yeah."
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"Listen, turns out I am feeling kind of nostalgic."
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"Yeah. Yeah, let's."
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"Where are you staying?"
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"Okay."
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"Why don't we meet halfway?"
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"D'Angelo's on Miller Road?"
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"Yeah, when?"
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"Okay, perfect."
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"Yeah, bye."
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"Daoud Mahmud. Please, if you're hurt, do not stand for me."
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"Randy Newman. And I'm not injured."
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"Though I did lose some toes to an Armenian dog once."
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"This Armenian dog, actual dog or an angry reference to a national?"
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"I am looking to get some passports."
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"So go to the passport office."
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"No. "Passports.""
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"Passports for bunny rabbits?"
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""What's he talking about?" "I don't know.""
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""He must be police.""
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"Police? No, no. Hooman Jaka sent me. I'm sorry. I should've led with that."
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"Hooman."
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"That fucking piece of shit, cocksucker. I spit on Hooman Jaka."
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"You're his friend?"
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"Friend? No, no. I've never even met the guy. What a jackass."
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"We've done a little business together."
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"So, you're a crook piece of shit, too."
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"Okay, if I may, fuck Jaka."
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"I had to get to you, Daoud, for my family."
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"I had to find you and pray that you could help us."
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"Think of me and my family as farmers, seeking shade in a summer drought,"
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"with a plague of locusts eating our fields."
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"My father was a farmer."
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"In Jordan."
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"When I make my "fuck you" money, I will retire and follow in his footsteps."
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"Except in Kansas, and with a staff to do the actual work."
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"We were just in Kansas. Godspeed."
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"Did I mention, I have a very cute baby in grave danger?"
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"Takes after his mother."
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"I sense your desperation."
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"Thank you."
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"Come to this address. Tonight. 5:00."
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"Another address. Okay, could you MapQuest it for me,"
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"'cause the roads around here... I'm gonna leave a little extra time."
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"Okay, so what about a baseball theme for the bedroom?"
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"Yeah. You're out of bread."
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"Look, you just make a list of your favorite things"
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"and we'll stock up on some of them."
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"I don't know if you should be drinking that."
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"And don't forget to include some stuff for your mother."
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"Unless she's still trying to live on Doritos and Tab."
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"Dude, give up the dream."
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"Look, I'm not an idiot."
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"I know she's not committed."
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"Yet. But, your mother loved me once,"
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"and that will happen again."
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"How out of touch are you? We're leaving."
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"Like on a family vacation?"
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"Yeah. Just like that, only we're never coming back."
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"No."
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"No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no."
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"This can't be happening."
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"Not again."
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"She just returned. She can't just leave me again."
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"- I can't swallow. - Hey, Warren?"
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"- I can't swallow. - Relax. I didn't mean right away."
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"And what does that mean? "Relax, Warren.""
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"Everybody's always telling me to, "Relax, Warren. Relax.""
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"What does that... What do you mean?"
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"For months? For weeks? What?"
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"Have you answered me?"
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"There's something happening, really weird, with my eyes."
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"Are you bouncing?"
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"How did that work? You guys dated in high school and it fizzled out?"
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"Something like that. I don't know."
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"We did that on-and-off thing for a while. Holiday break hook-ups."
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