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Clips from Weeds - I Am the Table (S04E04)

"- Reconnecting families. - Low overhead."
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"We're doing God's work."
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"And we're providing the backbone of the American economy."
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"They paid you, right?"
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"The soccer shoe. Football shoe."
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"Whatever you call it, I need more."
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"Please. Just a little bit. It helps me."
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"I'll pay you."
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"How much you got?"
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"Hang on. I'll get my purse."
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"Silas, I had a thought."
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"- Oh yeah? - About cheese."
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"Surprise, surprise."
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"About how it smells. Very strong."
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"That is an understatement. You can smell this place from a block away."
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"It stinks. Good thing you're sexy."
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"- Hey, you're missing the point. - What's the point?"
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"It's the kind of smell that overpowers all other smells."
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"It is, isn't it?"
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"Look at all this room back here."
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"Maybe you know somebody who wants to rent it?"
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"You really don't wanna make sandwiches, do you?"
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"Sandwiches are bullshit."
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"There are only 40 of them left in the world."
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"And now I own three."
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"He will join the other two at my zoo in Coyoacan."
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"My son has turtles."
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"Please tell me that's also going to your zoo."
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"You might not wanna watch this."
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"But you don't have a problem with it?"
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"I enjoy it."
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"Previously on Weeds:"
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"We're gonna do some remodeling around here."
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"We could save money if we didn't use a contractor."
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"- I could do it. - You're hired."
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"I turn 18 in a few weeks. I'm not waiting."
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"We should be coyotes."
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"That guy who brought over Davenport and Marzipan..."
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"...was such an asshole."
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"Why can't you buy your drugs in the U.S. like a normal person?"
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"I have no health insurance, no money, and an arrest record."
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"- Xanax? - Yes."
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"I want some."
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"How about I sell you 300 pounds at 25 bucks a gram."
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"Fuck you. That's more than street value."
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"- You don't like it, do something else. - I need to hablo with Esteban."
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"We are here to inaugurate this mobile medical unit."
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"- A piece of the next weed shipment. - You work for Guillermo."
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"- There's a chain of command. - He said no."
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"I came to you first."
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"Thanks."
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"Boss says time to start."
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"Boss?"
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"Bubblicious or Rhythm Field?"
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"I like Bubblicious, but it's on back order."
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"And Rhythm Field fell off a truck, so there may not be enough."
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"What happened to the solid subway tile field with hex tiles on the floor?"
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"I wanna give you options."
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"You're the contractor, not the designer."
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"I can't express my opinion?"
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"Can't we discuss this after school?"
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"Surf dicks and gym class. Can't wait."
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"It's your first day. Give it a chance."
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"A chance for what, more emotional scarring?"
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"I don't see why I have to go. Silas doesn't."
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"- You're our one shot at legitimacy. - No, I'm not. I'm very corrupt."
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"- I'm a contractor. - Shane, stop it."
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"You're gonna go to school and you're gonna grow up..."
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"...become a doctor or a lawyer or a business executive."
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"That's my copper pipe."
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"You're late. I hope you have a good excuse."
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"- Is your mother home? - I'm the guy you need to deal with."
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"Shane, you need to call off your worker bees."
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"Cesar? Good morning."
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"You know my pipe guy? You wanna choose tiles, fine..."
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"- ...but I hire the subs, Mom. - Shane, not your pipe guy."
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"He would like to see you."
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"I have to take my kid to school."
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"Then I have work. So maybe later on this afternoon?"
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"No? Okay."
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"Great. I'm being dropped off in a limo with Mexican plates."
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"So much for flying under the radar."
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"I'm so dead."
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"New school, first-day jitters."
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"Well, sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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"Yeah, I'll remember that..."
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"...when they're wrapping the tetherball cord around my neck."
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"Some people are victims because they allow themselves to be."
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"That's right, Shane. Don't allow it."
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"Eat the bear."
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"Here's $10 for lunch in case you're still hungry after."
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"Can't I do drug things with you guys?"
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"He's going to get his ass kicked."
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"He's used to it."
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"Mom. Mom."
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"Motherfucker."
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"Sorry, baby."
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"Jail reflex."
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"- You've gotta take me to school. - Isn't there a bus or something?"
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"The Cordial Suites La Jolla isn't on their route."
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"- Just drop me on your way to work. - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"And you gotta change and shower and you need to give me $10 for lunch."
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"And you have to fill out the enrollment forms."
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"- Hand Mommy her pills. - How about a breakfast bar?"
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"- Maybe I'll walk. - Good girl."
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"Garza, slow down, slow down. Plenty of matzo to go around."
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"This is what my people ate as we wandered the desert for 40 years."
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"At least in the beginning."
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"Then we switched to manna, which fell from the sky."
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"Doesn't happen anymore."
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"I'm thinking it's either global warming or God is dead."
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"I haven't committed either way yet, so...."
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"Thoughts?"
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"Forty years?"
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"Moses wasn't half the coyote I am."
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"Okay, everybody check their supply bag."
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"You should all have breath mints, a portable fan..."
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"...and a copy of Padre Rico, Padre Pobre."
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"If anyone's illiterate, I have a few copies on tape."
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