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Clips from Weeds - I Am the Table (S04E04)

"That's a nice tree, huh? Looks like someone had a fiesta here."
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"Rape tree."
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"These are from girls who have been under this tree with evil men."
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"Okay, everyone, let's move over there..."
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"...where the scenery is a little less rape-y."
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"- Hi. - Hi. You guys sell sandwiches?"
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"No. Sorry."
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"People just don't get it. We're a gourmet shop, not a sandwich shop."
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"What about gourmet sandwiches?"
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"I mean, you got your bread, your meat, every spread on the planet."
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"Just slap them all together, take out your big knife --"
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"Stab you with it?"
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"Shouldn't you be in school?"
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"Is money not the goal of this operation?"
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"Big divorce settlement, huh? Trust fund?"
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"Money is very much the goal of this operation."
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"I got screwed in the divorce settlement."
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"And, no, there is no trust fund."
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"You might wanna think about making some sandwiches."
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"You are forbidden to say the word "sandwich" in my presence."
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"Fine."
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"Or "sammich." Or "sammy." It's all unacceptable."
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"If you're into gourmet, why are you smoking this?"
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"- It's like the Cheez Whiz of pot. - Oh, you're some big expert?"
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"That's a bad blend, harvested probably a year ago and too soon."
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"It's dried-out. Full of enough mold to cure strep."
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"I'm thinking you bought it off one of Rad's friends."
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"How do you know so much?"
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"Same way you know so much about cheese."
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"- It's my business. - I am fucking a teenage drug dealer?"
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"Grower. Small scale."
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"Soon to be dealer. And we make love."
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"Oh, do we?"
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"What's the greatest cheese ever?"
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"What are we talking? Sheep, goats?"
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"Yeah, that cheese?"
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"This is better."
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"Oh, my God. I've been smoking Cheez Whiz."
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"Last week, Nancy received a portion of your shipment."
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"I instructed you to give her that portion and you did."
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"You gave her that portion and then, from what I hear..."
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"...you announced you would kill the marimacha bitch..."
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"...in front of her children."
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"But I didn't instruct you to do that, did I?"
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"No, I did not."
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"Now, Guillermo, you know I don't like to micromanage."
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"I work with people who do their jobs well."
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"And I leave them to do it."
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"However, slaughtering a coworker, in front of witnesses, no less..."
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"...has to be cleared with upper management."
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"And your request is denied."
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"Julio's just doesn't travel well."
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"You know, in the restaurant, this is delicious."
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"Nothing bad is gonna happen to Nancy, right?"
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"- Course not. - I'm glad to hear that."
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"I will increase your commission for shipments."
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"You should live to enjoy your money."
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"Good. Everyone's friends again."
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"You may go."
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"Not you."
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"You stay."
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"What's a marimacha?"
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"That's an offensive term for a lesbian woman."
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"- Are you hungry? - Well, it smells great."
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"But you said it didn't travel well."
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"We'll go out to the source."
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"Someone make that noise stop."
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"That is three times today. You're allowing criminals into our business."
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"Where's Nancy? I'm lonely."
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"You're back there with your gun and your puzzles, movies."
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"I've just got the donkey."
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"Plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" 40 million time --"
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"I don't feel good."
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"Breathe in."
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"Oh, Ignacio."
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"Okay. Not here, though."
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"No, no."
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"Up. Come on."
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"- What happened? - You take too many drugs."
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"You need to keep better care of this store, of yourself."
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"- What did you just give me? - Stay awake."
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"Now, you run store."
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"I'm on it. This store is me."
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"I'm tingly."
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"Okay, mama, let's get you dressed."
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"- Any action? - No. I think the word's out..."
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"...this is a pretty tough point to cross. You're doing good work here, Wilson."
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"Yeah. No immigrants storming through to steal fruit-picking jobs..."
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"...from hard-working Americans on my watch, my friend."
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"My retarded cousin Tom used to be a janitor."
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"No more. Mexican took his job."
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"After he got caught trying to fuck a mop, but still."
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"That's shocking, just shocking."
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"Know that woman I showed you on my phone?"
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"Freaky steroid chick?"
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"- She left me. - Is that good or bad?"
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