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Clips from The Whole Nine Yards

"[GLASS SHATTERS]"
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"FRANKIE FIGS."
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"JIMMY T."
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"WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? WHAT'S UP, BABY?"
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"HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?"
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"WHAT'S UP, FRANKIE? WELCOME TO MONTREAL."
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"WHAT UP, PARTNER? GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN."
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"YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. THANKS."
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"HA HA!"
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"OZ, YOU LOOK WORRIED."
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"DOESN'T HE LOOK WORRIED, FRANKIE?"
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"HE DOES, MAN."
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"WHY DON'T YOU RELAX?"
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"COME ON, FRANKIE TOLD ME"
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"WHAT A STANDUP GUY YOU'VE BEEN."
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"NOW, CHANGE YOUR PANTS. WE'RE GOING OUT."
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"[SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]"
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"I'M GOING TO KEEP THE COKE AND THE FRIES,"
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"BUT I'M GONNA SEND THIS BURGER BACK,"
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"AND THEN IF YOU PUT ANY MAYONNAISE ON IT,"
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"I'M GONNA COME OVER YOUR HOUSE"
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"AND CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF,"
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"SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE, AND WATCH AS YOU DRAG"
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"YOUR BLOODY STUMPS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE."
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"OK, PIERRE?"
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"I'M FINE."
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"YOU'RE FINE?"
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"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OZ. YOU ARE NOT FINE."
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"YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU DEAD?"
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"THAT MUCH I'VE FIGURED OUT."
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"I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,"
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"BECAUSE I'M NOT THE FIRST ONE SHE CAME TO ON THIS."
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"THE FIRST? HITTER."
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"THERE WERE OTHERS?"
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"AT LEAST ONE."
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"APPARENTLY THAT FELL THROUGH, SO SHE CAME TO ME."
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"WELL, UM..."
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"WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?"
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"YOU MEAN DID I TAKE THE CONTRACT?"
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"NO. I DIDN'T TAKE THE CONTRACT."
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"HOW MUCH DID SHE OFFER YOU?"
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"10 GRAND."
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"NO WONDER YOU TURNED HER DOWN."
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"BUT YOU DID TURN HER DOWN,"
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"EVEN THOUGH I WENT TO JANNI?"
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"YOU DIDN'T GO TO JANNI."
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"JIMMY SENT ME TO COME TO YOU."
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"AND I KNOW THAT FRANKIE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE."
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"BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR URINATION?"
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"OH, FINE. THANK YOU."
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"SO WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO GO SEE JANNI?"
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"SO YOU COULD TELL HIM WHERE I WAS."
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"SO HE COULD COME UP HERE AND YOU COULD KILL HIM?"
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"EXACTO."
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"BY THE WAY, I'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOUR WIFE FOR YOU."
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"DO MY WIFE?"
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"TAP HER. TAP HER?"
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"WHACK HER. WHACK HER?"
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"OH. OH, SEE, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT, YOU KNOW..."
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"'CAUSE SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU..."
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"YOU KNOW, HIT ON HER."
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"THAT'S FUNNY."
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"WHOO!"
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"WHY IS THAT FUNNY?"
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"NO, I..."
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"ACTUALLY WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU THIS,"
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"BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOUR WIFE CAME ON TO ME."
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"AND?"
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"OZ, WE'RE FRIENDS."
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"FRIENDS DO NOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS"
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"WITH EACH OTHER'S WIVES."
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"BESIDES,"
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"I DON'T FIND YOUR WIFE PARTICULARLY THAT ATTRACTIVE."
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"YOU JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON?"
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"YEAH."
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"YOU'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR 5 YEARS,"
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"AND YOU DON'T FIND MY WIFE ATTRACTIVE?"
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"SHE'S NOT A GOOD PERSON."
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"YOU'VE KILLED 17 PEOPLE,"
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"AND YOU DON'T THINK MY WIFE IS A GOOD PERSON?"
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"IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE KILLED."
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"WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS HOW I GET ALONG"
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"WITH THE PEOPLE THAT ARE STILL ALIVE."
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"[WOMAN SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]"
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"YOU GONNA FINISH THIS?"
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"JUST TAKE IT."
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"[WOMAN SINGING LES FEUILLES MORTES]"
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"[APPLAUSE]"
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"[WHISTLING]"
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"YAY! YAY! WHOO!"
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"I THINK WE'VE GIVEN IT LONG ENOUGH."
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"WHY DON'T YOU GIVE JANNI A CALL?"
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"THE SOONER HE GETS HERE, THE BETTER."
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"SO AFTER YOU KILL JANNI,"
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"ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CHICAGO?"
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"NO, I'M DONE WITH CHICAGO."
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"WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?"
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"ARE YOU GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER?"
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"YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER, TOO?"
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"FOR A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN $10,000."
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"WELL, YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
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"[LAUGHS] WHY NOT?"
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"BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR WIFE."
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"JIMMY, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM."
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"THIS IS ONE EXCEEDINGLY SWEET MAN."
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"WIFE LIKE HE GOT AND STILL HE BELIEVES IN WEDDING VOWS."
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"SO DO I, ESPECIALLY "TILL DEATH DO US PART.""
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"[BEEPER BUZZING]"
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"OH. IT'S MY BEEPER. I GOT TO GO TO THE OFFICE."
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"WELL, WEDDING VOWS OR NOT,"
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"I'D WATCH MY BACK."
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"I'D SAY YOUR WIFE'S STILL SHOPPING"
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"FOR A HITTER."
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"GOOD LUCK."
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"[WHIRRING]"
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"[WHIRRING STOPS]"
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"[WHIRRING]"
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"[WHIRRING STOPS]"
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"[WHIRRING]"
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"YOU KNOW WHAT?"
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