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Clips from The Whole Nine Yards

"ON SECOND THOUGHT, MR. TOURETTE,"
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"I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULL THE TOOTH."
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"HMM?"
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"[GROANING]"
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"OZ, WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
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"UHH."
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"NO, NO, OZ! NO, NO, NO, NO!"
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"OZ, DON'T DO THAT. OZ!"
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"I AM YOUR FRIEND. TALK TO ME."
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"WELL, I HAVE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW,"
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"BECAUSE I'M JUST--I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING--"
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"TAKE YOUR TIME. [BLOWS]"
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"[BLOWING]"
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"THAT'S GOOD. OK."
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"WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I JUST FOUND OUT"
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"THAT MY WIFE IS TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED."
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"WHO TOLD YOU?"
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"A FRIEND."
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"ANYONE I KNOW?"
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"OH, HE'S MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR."
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"AND HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. HE'S A HIT MAN, TOO."
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"HA HA HA HA."
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"REALLY? WHAT'S HIS NAME?"
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"JIMMY. JIMMY TUDESKI."
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"JIMMY THE TULIP?"
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"JIMMY THE TULIP LIVES NEXT TO YOU,"
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"AND YOU KNOW HIM?"
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"OZ, CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO HIM?"
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"JILL..."
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"[POP]"
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"THE MAN'S A PROFESSIONAL KILLER."
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"OZ, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."
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"I'VE BEEN WANTING TO MEET THIS GUY FOR YEARS!"
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"PLEASE? OZ, COME ON."
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"UHH!"
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"OHH! OZ!"
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"QUICK! COME ON!"
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"WHAT'S THIS, OZ?"
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"I DON'T KNOW."
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"IT IS YOU."
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"MR. TUDESKI, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."
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"I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS."
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"I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAREER SINCE I WAS A KID."
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"YOU'RE THE REASON I'M TRYING TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS."
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"AND WHAT BUSINESS WOULD THAT BE?"
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"CONTRACT KILLING."
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"IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO,"
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"AND IF I COULD JUST HAVE ONE AFTERNOON OF YOUR TIME,"
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"I KNOW THAT I COULD LEARN SO MUCH FROM YOU."
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"SO COME IN."
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"YOU, TOO."
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"WHAT'S ALL THIS?"
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"SO, YOU KNOW THIS GIRL?"
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"SHE'S MY ASSISTANT."
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"DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS A HITTER?"
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"ACTUALLY, MR. TUDESKI, I'M STILL A VIRGIN."
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"I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET."
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"YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONALLY."
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"OZ WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FIRST."
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"EXCUSE ME?HIS WIFE HIRED ME."
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"WHAT'D ITHAT WAS YOU?! TELL YOU?"
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"I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT,"
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"SO I WENT TO WORK FOR HIM"
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"SO I COULD FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH HIS HABITS."
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"GOOD. GET TO KNOW HIM."
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"SMART. THANKS."
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"BUT THEN, AFTER I GOT TO KNOW HIM,"
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"I STARTED TO LIKE HIM."
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"FIRST MISTAKE."
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"I KNOW!"
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"YOU SHOULD GET CLOSE BUT NOT TOO CLOSE."
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"OZ, WHY DON'T YOU GO POUR YOURSELF A MARTINI?"
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"IT'S 4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON."
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"OH."
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"LOOK, KID, DON'T GIVE YOURSELF TOO HARD A TIME."
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"YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE CAREER AHEAD OF YOU."
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"I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS FIRST STARTING OUT."
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"I HADN'T REALLY DONE THAT MUCH."
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"YOU KNOW, I'D DONE A COUPLE OF THINGS,"
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"SAW SOME MONEY, WAS HAVING SOME FUN."
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"I WAS DOING SOMETHING I LIKED."
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"THEN I WAS RECRUITED BY LAZLO GOGOLAK,"
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"AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE WANTED ME TO DO"
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"WAS WHACK OUT ONE OF HIS LITTLE COUSINS."
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"OH, IS THIS THE STANLEY POSILANSKY INCIDENT?"
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"YEAH."
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"ANYWAY, LAZLO DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A HIT, RIGHT?"
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"SO NOW I'VE GOT TO GET CLOSE TO STANLEY"
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"WHO WAS THIS REALLY CHARMING, CUTE, FUNNY LITTLE GUY."
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"VERY WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR. MADE ME LAUGH."
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"MMM."
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"I REALLY LIKED HIM AS A PERSON."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
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"YOU GOT TOO CLOSE."
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"[INSECT BUZZING]"
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"[MUFFLED BUZZING]"
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"[SUCKS, SPITS]"
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"YEAH, I GOT TO CLOSE."
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"HMM."
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"MOMENT OF TRUTH COMES..."
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"CHOKED. HIM?"
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"ME. I CHOKED."
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"TSK. COULDN'T DO IT."
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"I ACTUALLY..."
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"I--I TOLD HIM I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM."
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"CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?"
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"I SAID, "RUN, STANLEY. RUN. GO, GO. RUN. HIDE."
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"OFF YOU GO.""
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"WE SHAKE HANDS, PART AS FRIENDS."
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"I TURN AROUND TO WALK AWAY."
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"THIS LITTLE WEASEL SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK,"
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"AND THE BULLET COMES OUT RIGHT HERE."
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"SO WHAT DID YOU DO?"
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"I--I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE STANLEY AFTER THAT."
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"HE TOOK A REALLY... REALLY LONG TIME TO DIE."
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"AND THIS SCAR'S A REMINDER-- NEVER GET TOO CLOSE."
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"EXCUSE ME."
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"EXCUSE ME!"
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"NOT TO INTERRUPT OR ANYTHING,"
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"BUT YOU WERE-- YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME?"
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