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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Sally Simpson (S06E06)

"Hey, guys, this is my co-cadet"
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"at the police academy, Suzy Simpson."
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"Simpson, these are my friends."
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"Take a good look, 'cause you'll probably"
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"be arresting some of them in the future."
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"You're right. This one looks like the guy"
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"in the "What drugs can do to you" filmstrip."
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"You're a cop, huh?"
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"You don't look like a cop. You look kind of giggly."
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"All right, Simpson needed to give me a ride home,"
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"'cause I sprayed myself with mace"
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"to see what it'd feel like."
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"Hey, so, Suzy,"
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"which "Charlie's Angels" is your favorite..."
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"The brainy one, the sporty one"
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"or the one that just can't find a bra?"
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"Mine's the one that just can't find a bra."
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""Charlie's Angels" are an embarrassment to the badge."
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"No real cop would last a day dressed like those sluts."
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"Hey, those sluts are my heroes."
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"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride, Simpson."
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"We back up our own."
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"Point place police, crime free, safe streets!"
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"What's her problem with "charlie's angels"?"
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"Ugh, I bet she watches pbs."
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"So you and Simpson have been friends"
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"for almost two days now, huh?"
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"Isn't it about time you got her pregnant?"
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"No. It's different with me and Simpson."
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"For the first time ever,"
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"I have a girl that's just a friend."
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"Like, when Simpson talks, I actually listen"
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"instead of watching her boobs go up and down."
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"Kelso, you've finally gotten past the stage"
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"where you have to look at every woman's chest."
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"Congratulations."
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"Not exactly. I'm lookin' at yours right now."
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"May I say, congratulations to you."
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"You're such a perv."
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"And thank you."
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"Oh, hey."
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"What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's?"
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"Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist"
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"just to find dad's tiny heart."
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"You know, we could call in a specialist"
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"to find my foot in your ass."
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"We're gonna need an ass-footologist, stat."
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"Your father's blood pressure is still high,"
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"and the doctor can't figure out why."
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"So he wants to send some moron over"
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"to find the source of my stress."
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"And I said, "the source of my stress"
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""is when you quacks try to pad my medical bill.""
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"And then the machine went "beep" and the appointment was over."
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"You know, I don't know what you're so worried about."
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"They're just gonna blame me."
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"Shrinks love to blame the wife."
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"What do they know? They're barely doctors."
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"A stuffed animal and a box of tissues"
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"could do their job."
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"Why is Red so stressed?"
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"Huh,"
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"it's a mystery,"
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"just like when Nancy Drew had to figure out why the man in the clock tower was so mean to his cat."
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"And what did you found out?"
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"Oh, I don't know, books are too long."
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"Hi, I'm the stress management specialist, Stuart..."
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"Sutcliffe. You played tight end for the packers."
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"Yeah, till I bent my knee sideways."
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"Actually, that happened to me in the school musical."
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"Yeah, I was a dancing mushroom."
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"Anyway, long story short..."
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"I finished the number."
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"This is my son Eric."
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"Oh, oh,"
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"and I am his loving, relaxing wife, kitty."
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"How about that?"
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"A real live packer in the house."
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"Ha ha ha ha."
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"Well, I hope the fact that you both love sports"
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"doesn't mean that anyone like,"
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"say, his wife would be judged unfairly."
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"I mean, I love sports."
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"So don't start me off with four strikes"
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"in the last quarter of the super series."
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"No, no. Today I'm just a neutral observer"
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"with a degree in family therapy and alcohol awareness."
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"Oh, so, dad, you can talk to him about sports,"
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"and, mom, you can talk to him about drinking."
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"Ha ha ha ha ha."
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"Oh, pooh. I was instructed by the doctor"
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"to have the occasional medicinal cocktail."
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"I have a note."
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"Red, how do you feel about kitty's drinking?"
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"Makes things easier."
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"But drinking often adds a lot of stress to a household."
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"If you will excuse me, I'd rather not stay here"
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"and listen to you blame me."
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"Mother hater."
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"Well, I hope nobody minds"
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"if I record today's session."
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"Hey, this is your lucky day, son."
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"They say the camera adds 15 pounds."
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"Really?"
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"I heard it also adds a full head of hair."
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"Hey, kitty. You busy?"
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"No."
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"Red and I are just having our marriage dissected"
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"by a teetotaling know-it-all."
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"Oh, then is now a good time"
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"to tell red I broke his chain saw?"
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"No. He'll be furious with you."
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"Yes. He will be furious with you."
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"Come with me."
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"So then all the mushrooms jitterbugged..."
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"Stuart. Stuart."
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"This is Bob, the stress causer,"
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"Bob broke red's chain saw."
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"Bob, meet Stuart. Stuart, blame Bob."
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