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Clips from The Office - Cocktails (S03E03)

"My ball."
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"and some structural flaws in the foundation."
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"So, all in all,"
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"What?"
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"I want a fresh start."
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"That's awesome. That's what I want."
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"Okay, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us."
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"Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married?"
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"What?"
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"Jim came on to you?"
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"Just listen."
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"No, I am listening! That's the problem, I'm listening!"
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"Don't yell."
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"Don't yell?"
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"Yeah. You're right. This is so over!"
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"(YELLING)"
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"Our first fight."
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"there was no place to cuddle..."
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"I feel sick."
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"You didn't have any of the potato salad, did you?"
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"You know, we were good when we were just running around, you know?"
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"and maybe it was a mistake to take it public."
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"Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly."
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"Please don't cry."
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"I feel like it, but I am not going to."
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"Why don't you just take your stupid love contract"
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"and tear it up into a million pieces?"
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"It was never a love contract, Michael. Yeah."
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"It would be just as embarrassing to get it back from him"
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"as it was handing it to him... I want the house, Jan."
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"I want the picket fence."
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"I didn't mean it, okay? I was..."
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"I was tired. I'm tired and I didn't eat enough. And that's all. That was it."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"I love you, Jan."
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"Okay."
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"Don't break up, you guys."
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"You're great together."
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"Are they gonna call the cops?"
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"Jet ski money?"
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"I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert."
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"Magic, magic, magic."
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"(YELLING)"
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"That is the magician's code."
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"Separately on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key..."
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"That's, "Early bird gets the worm.""
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"DWIGHT: Let me smell."
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"is having a little shindig for all the managers in the company."
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"Why don't I wanna go?"
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"Or in my work time."
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"And did I use the word "pointless"?"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"I'm still on speaker?"
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"I can't."
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"And don't call me Pammy."
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"Beauty."
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"Thank you, sir. Thanks a lot."
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"Wait."
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"Here."
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"Yes."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"PAM: Hey, guys."
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"Just... You never know."
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"Oh, my God. When is it?"
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"How's it going?"
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"What's up, Pam?"
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"PAM: No, thank you. Roy, I..."
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"What you looking for? You bring dip?"
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"It releases the company in the event that our relationship,"
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"You realize this is... This is a legal document"
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"I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star."
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"What's this over the "l"?"
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"It's a heart."
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"Michael, please. Michael, please."
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"No? Then you're an idiot."
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"Oh, of course. Of course, David."
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"Okay."
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"No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a light."
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""Like butter." Mike Myers, SNL."
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"And there's one in anger management. MICHAEL: Yeah."
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"But you're great now, right? We're all great. Aren't we great?"
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"Can I get anyone anything?"
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"I could go for an appe-teaser."
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"What's the square footage?"
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"Does that include the garage?"
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"I don't know. It's a common question."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"MICHAEL: How about some Splenda?"
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"Where? On this side."
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"Not here."
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"Good thing you didn't listen to me."
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"Yeah. Close one."
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"Not here."
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"You can't keep anything from me."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"You're the man, buddy."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Just the one window?"
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"Oh, I must get that. You'll have to excuse me."
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"Yes. They're..."
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"Good."
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"Well, it was nice meeting you guys. Take care."
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"Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me,"
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"Yeah. They don't allow kids at Sandals."
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"They are persona non grata there."
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"You would not believe how low this girl can limbo."
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"you're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes."
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"What is it?"
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"What's... What's the matter?"
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"Why are we... Why are we going in the bathroom?"
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"I thought this was where you liked your privacy."
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"Shut up."
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"Here."
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"'cause I think he might still have feelings for me."
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"Wow."
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"You got me."
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"I so got you."
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"I mean you're, kind of, like, my first."
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"Hey, Jan."
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