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Clips from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Ahh."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Master Pain, what do we do?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Open the mouth."
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"The Chosen One!"
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"Huh? What?"
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"Baby..."
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"Kill it!"
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"We will all be cursed!"
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"Hmm. Hmm?"
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"Mm? Hmm!"
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"Mm, lighter, mm-hmm."
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"So cute."
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"Bye-bye!"
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"It's starting now."
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"The child had become a man."
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"Rolling to the bottom of a gully,"
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"he was raised by various rodents."
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"Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness..."
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"in search of the one who stole his life."
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"So on he walked..."
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"and sometimes drove."
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"And occasionally,"
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"partied with the desert creatures."
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"Party! Party! Party!"
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"Little did he know..."
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"that before him lied a mystical road..."
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"of great warriors and legends."
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"Your days are over, mister."
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"He lived under constant attack."
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"What they had not accomplished when he was a child..."
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"they sought to now finish."
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"Through his adversity, he learned to fight..."
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"and fight well."
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"The more he fought, the more his powers grew."
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"I mean, crap, man! Look at that. Ohh..."
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"That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there."
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"You don't see that every day."
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"I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it,"
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"with body organs and cartilage and bones and..."
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"I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk."
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"Uh-oh. Trouble."
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"Open your mouth!"
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"Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!"
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"Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Uuh!"
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"I need gopher-chuks."
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"Uh..."
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"Uuh!"
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"Our... sexual... preferences..."
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"are... our... own... business."
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"Yeah. Oh, you."
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"Alfalfa."
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"Hey, oh. Huh?"
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"He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?"
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"Mm-mm. Well, twice."
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"Hey, who's he?"
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"I don't know."
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"And that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family."
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"Can you help me?"
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"And why have you come to me?"
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"You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known."
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"I've traveled many years and miles to find you."
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"How many miles? Would you say ten million?"
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"Eh... No, I don't think ten million."
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"Look, I need your help. I live under constant attack."
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"Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy..."
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"and my prostate weak."
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"My bladder is full to bursting."
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"I feel for you and your grave loss."
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"However, it will be impossible for us to help you."
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"Master, I implore you to reconsider."
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"Hmm. Okay!"
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"The man you seek, his name is Master Pain."
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"He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council."
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"But now I am in a quandary."
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"For if your story is true, then you would..."
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"Huh?"
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"What are the odds of that?"
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"You would be the Chosen One."
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"Master!"
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"Ah, again with the squeaky shoes."
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"Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One."
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"- Be quiet! - Master!"
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"I don't like him very much. Let's kill him."
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"- Sit down! - Eeyah!"
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"I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot."
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"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
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"Hah! If you've got an ass, I'll kick it."
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"- Hmm. - Legend tells us..."
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"that the true Chosen One..."
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"will bear the mark of infinite wisdom."
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"Yea, yea!"
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"What in God's name is that thing?"
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"He seems to be the reason I'm pursued."
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"There are so many things I've yet to understand."
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"- Does it have a name? - Tonguey."
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"I should not have asked."
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"Still, this is a glorious day,"
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"for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council."
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"I remember a long time ago..."
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"when a good friend of mine told me..."
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"there would be a Chosen One."
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"There will be a Chosen One."
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"Then he told me..."
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"of the significance."
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"It will be significant."
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"And then he killed the dog."
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"I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed?"
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"Oh, you won't even believe what happened next."
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"- No, please! - Very well, Chosen One."
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"I invite you to train with us..."
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"until you find the whereabouts of Master Pain."
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"- I'll do it! - In your dreams!"
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"Ohh..."
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"Yes, yes. Yes, play me like a drum."
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"By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you."
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"Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass."
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"There you go."
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"I will stay... eh, to train."
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"Thank you, Master Tang."
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"Now, you two, on with your training."
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