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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Permanent House Guest (S01E01)

...l'll get thrown out of the space program.

"...l'll get thrown out of the space program."

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Could you not explain to him...

"Could you not explain to him..."

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...that you found me in a bottle on the beach?

"...that you found me in a bottle on the beach?"

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Sure, that's-- Of course. Of course.

"Sure, that's-- Of course. Of course."

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And when l'm finished explaining it to him...

"And when l'm finished explaining it to him..."

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...he'll have me locked up.

"...he'll have me locked up."

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They're back.

"They're back."

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-Hi. -Hi, Tony.

"-Hi. -Hi, Tony."

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lt's only you.

"lt's only you."

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Boy, you sure know how to make a fella feel welcome.

"Boy, you sure know how to make a fella feel welcome."

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Hello, Captain Healey.

"Hello, Captain Healey."

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Hi, Jeannie. How's tricks?

"Hi, Jeannie. How's tricks?"

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l have not had much time to practice them.

"l have not had much time to practice them."

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Well, you should've picked me for your master.

"Well, you should've picked me for your master."

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l'd keep you working 24 hours a day.

"l'd keep you working 24 hours a day."

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l am very pleased with the master l have. Thank you.

"l am very pleased with the master l have. Thank you."

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Well, if you should change your mind...

"Well, if you should change your mind..."

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...remember, l pay overtime.

"...remember, l pay overtime."

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Hey, what's that?

"Hey, what's that?"

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-That's Tiger. -Hi, Tiger.

"-That's Tiger. -Hi, Tiger."

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Didn't l see Dr. Bellows and General Peterson leave here?

"Didn't l see Dr. Bellows and General Peterson leave here?"

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Yeah, yeah. Dr. Bellows is seeing elephants.

"Yeah, yeah. Dr. Bellows is seeing elephants."

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That's the psychiatry game for you. Well, we better be moving along.

"That's the psychiatry game for you. Well, we better be moving along."

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They're running some films of yours on your space walk.

"They're running some films of yours on your space walk."

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Some big brass is coming down from Washington...

"Some big brass is coming down from Washington..."

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-...and they'd like us to be there. -Yeah, okay.

"-...and they'd like us to be there. -Yeah, okay."

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l'll be home for dinner.

"l'll be home for dinner."

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l shall fix something special, master.

"l shall fix something special, master."

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When you're through, maybe you could mix me up...

"When you're through, maybe you could mix me up..."

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...a little something. Maybe hors d'oeuvres?

"...a little something. Maybe hors d'oeuvres?"

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And what do you wish for, little Tiger?

"And what do you wish for, little Tiger?"

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There you go.

"There you go."

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There's Major Nelson ready to step off into space.

"There's Major Nelson ready to step off into space."

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There he goes.

"There he goes."

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Major Healey, when you were at the controls...

"Major Healey, when you were at the controls..."

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...and Major Nelson left the ship...

"...and Major Nelson left the ship..."

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...did you notice any difference in the handling of the controls?

"...did you notice any difference in the handling of the controls?"

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Well, when he stepped out, the ship yawed a bit...

"Well, when he stepped out, the ship yawed a bit..."

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...but it was easy to correct.

"...but it was easy to correct."

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Major Nelson, did you have any problem...

"Major Nelson, did you have any problem..."

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...adjusting to floating in space, as opposed to floating in the capsule?

"...adjusting to floating in space, as opposed to floating in the capsule?"

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Well, l suppose there was a difference psychologically, sir.

"Well, l suppose there was a difference psychologically, sir."

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lnside the capsule, you have a feeling of security...

"lnside the capsule, you have a feeling of security..."

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...and outside, you wonder whether you're gonna float away.

"...and outside, you wonder whether you're gonna float away."

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l must say, it was an exhilarating feeling.

"l must say, it was an exhilarating feeling."

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lt must have been. l really envy you, major.

"lt must have been. l really envy you, major."

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l can arrange for you to go along on one of our moon shots.

"l can arrange for you to go along on one of our moon shots."

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That's very kind of you, general...

"That's very kind of you, general..."

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...but l'm really swamped with work right here.

"...but l'm really swamped with work right here."

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Well, if you gentlemen will come back to my office...

"Well, if you gentlemen will come back to my office..."

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...l'll show you the new correlation charts...

"...l'll show you the new correlation charts..."

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...we have on the moon probe.

"...we have on the moon probe."

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Roge? All right.

"Roge? All right."

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-Major Nelson. -Yes, sir.

"-Major Nelson. -Yes, sir."

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-How's Tiger? -Tiger?

"-How's Tiger? -Tiger?"

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Fine. Just fine.

"Fine. Just fine."

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Say hello to him for me, won't you?

"Say hello to him for me, won't you?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Your dinner is ready, master.

"Your dinner is ready, master."

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Okay, l'll be with you in just a minute.

"Okay, l'll be with you in just a minute."

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Soon as l finish these correlations.

"Soon as l finish these correlations."

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Well, how about that.

"Well, how about that."

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Say, what are you all dressed up for? l thought we were eating at home.

"Say, what are you all dressed up for? l thought we were eating at home."

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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But l thought it might be nice if we dressed for it.

"But l thought it might be nice if we dressed for it."

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-You look handsome, master. -Thanks.

"-You look handsome, master. -Thanks."

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You would look wonderful on the deck of your own yacht.

"You would look wonderful on the deck of your own yacht."

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Jeannie, we've been through all this, no yacht.

"Jeannie, we've been through all this, no yacht."

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l don't know how l'm gonna make you understand.

"l don't know how l'm gonna make you understand."

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l don't want anything else in the world, except to be an astronaut.

"l don't want anything else in the world, except to be an astronaut."

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Now why don't you just forget it, and we'll go down and enjoy your dinner.

"Now why don't you just forget it, and we'll go down and enjoy your dinner."

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-lf you say so, master. -That's what l wish.

"-lf you say so, master. -That's what l wish."

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You should see what l made for you.

"You should see what l made for you."

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-l have a wonderful-- -No, no. Don't tell me.

"-l have a wonderful-- -No, no. Don't tell me."

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-l want it to be a surprise. -All right.

"-l want it to be a surprise. -All right."

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l can't get over that. You just look wonderful.

"l can't get over that. You just look wonderful."

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lt's probably Roger. He's crazy about your cooking.

"lt's probably Roger. He's crazy about your cooking."

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-Dr. Bellows. -Major.

"-Dr. Bellows. -Major."

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This is-- An unexpected pleasure.

"This is-- An unexpected pleasure."

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-ls it? -Yes.

"-ls it? -Yes."

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-Were you going out? -Going out, sir?

"-Were you going out? -Going out, sir?"

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No, l was just having a little dinner here alone.

"No, l was just having a little dinner here alone."

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-ln a dinner jacket? -A dinner jacket?

"-ln a dinner jacket? -A dinner jacket?"

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Well, it's an old habit. lt makes the food taste better.

"Well, it's an old habit. lt makes the food taste better."

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-Are you going somewhere, sir? -Yes, you might say that.

"-Are you going somewhere, sir? -Yes, you might say that."

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l'm taking a trip that's long overdue.

"l'm taking a trip that's long overdue."

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Good, good.

"Good, good."

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l mean, have a good time, sir. Drop me a line if you get a chance.

"l mean, have a good time, sir. Drop me a line if you get a chance."

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l expect to have the most interesting time of my life.

"l expect to have the most interesting time of my life."

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Good. May l ask where you're going?

"Good. May l ask where you're going?"

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lndeed you may, major.

"lndeed you may, major."

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Did you say you were dining alone?

"Did you say you were dining alone?"

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-The table is set for two. -Two?

"-The table is set for two. -Two?"

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You never know when a friend will drop in, do you?

"You never know when a friend will drop in, do you?"

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Well, thanks for dropping in to say goodbye, sir.

"Well, thanks for dropping in to say goodbye, sir."

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l haven't come to say goodbye.

"l haven't come to say goodbye."

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-You haven't? -No, major.

"-You haven't? -No, major."

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As a matter of fact, you might say that l've come to say hello.

"As a matter of fact, you might say that l've come to say hello."

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l'm moving in with you.

"l'm moving in with you."

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This is really a bachelor's place, sir.

"This is really a bachelor's place, sir."

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l don't know how comfortable l can make you.

"l don't know how comfortable l can make you."

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The couch will be fine. l'm not here to be comfortable.

"The couch will be fine. l'm not here to be comfortable."

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Well, why are you here, sir?

"Well, why are you here, sir?"

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Because General Peterson thinks l'm losing my mind.

"Because General Peterson thinks l'm losing my mind."

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But l'm gonna prove to him that l'm normal.

"But l'm gonna prove to him that l'm normal."

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Shall we go in to dinner?

"Shall we go in to dinner?"

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-ls that pheasant under glass? -Probably.

"-ls that pheasant under glass? -Probably."

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Truffles.

"Truffles."

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Rack of lamb. Stuffed artichokes.

"Rack of lamb. Stuffed artichokes."

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-Who cooked this, major? -We have a frozen-food market just--

"-Who cooked this, major? -We have a frozen-food market just--"

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lt's my housekeeper.

"lt's my housekeeper."

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You have a housekeeper?

"You have a housekeeper?"

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Well, you don't think that l cooked this. Well, no, sir.

"Well, you don't think that l cooked this. Well, no, sir."

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No, no, no. Patricia is a marvellous cook.

"No, no, no. Patricia is a marvellous cook."

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But she doesn't like anyone in her kitchen, sir.

"But she doesn't like anyone in her kitchen, sir."

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Patricia is very--

"Patricia is very--"

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Patricia, your housekeeper?

"Patricia, your housekeeper?"

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Pedro, my houseboy.

"Pedro, my houseboy."

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Pedro...

"Pedro..."

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...this is Dr. Bellows.

"...this is Dr. Bellows."

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