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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Permanent House Guest (S01E01)

-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -Hello, Pedro.

"-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -Hello, Pedro."

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l was just complimenting Major Nelson on how marvellous the food looks.

"l was just complimenting Major Nelson on how marvellous the food looks."

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Yes, well, l think we ought to go in and eat, sir--

"Yes, well, l think we ought to go in and eat, sir--"

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Tell me, where are you from, Pedro?

"Tell me, where are you from, Pedro?"

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l was born in Paris.

"l was born in Paris."

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Paris?

"Paris?"

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That's why l'm so very good cook.

"That's why l'm so very good cook."

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Yeah, we really ought to start eating, sir.

"Yeah, we really ought to start eating, sir."

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How long have you worked for Major Nelson?

"How long have you worked for Major Nelson?"

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-He just started-- -One year.

"-He just started-- -One year."

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He just started a year ago. l think we ought to eat now.

"He just started a year ago. l think we ought to eat now."

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-ls he gonna stay for dinner? -Pedro...

"-ls he gonna stay for dinner? -Pedro..."

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...he's not only staying for dinner. He's moved in with me.

"...he's not only staying for dinner. He's moved in with me."

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Pedro.

"Pedro."

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Now, Pedro--

"Now, Pedro--"

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l told you, Pedro doesn't like anybody in his kitchen, sir.

"l told you, Pedro doesn't like anybody in his kitchen, sir."

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He may be a marvellous cook, major, but he's dangerous.

"He may be a marvellous cook, major, but he's dangerous."

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l'd get rid of him if l were you.

"l'd get rid of him if l were you."

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Believe me, sir, you've no idea how l've tried.

"Believe me, sir, you've no idea how l've tried."

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Coming, coming, coming.

"Coming, coming, coming."

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Tony.

"Tony."

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ls--? ls anything wrong?

"ls--? ls anything wrong?"

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l just acquired a permanent houseguest.

"l just acquired a permanent houseguest."

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-Three guesses. -Suzanne?

"-Three guesses. -Suzanne?"

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Dr. Alfred Bellows.

"Dr. Alfred Bellows."

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-You're kidding. -What are we going to do?

"-You're kidding. -What are we going to do?"

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What are we going to do? What are you--? lt's your houseguest.

"What are we going to do? What are you--? lt's your houseguest."

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How did he happen to move in with you, anyway?

"How did he happen to move in with you, anyway?"

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Well, he didn't happen to move in.

"Well, he didn't happen to move in."

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He moved in because he's suspicious.

"He moved in because he's suspicious."

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There's nothing worse than a suspicious head shrinker.

"There's nothing worse than a suspicious head shrinker."

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-l need your help. -Wait a minute, don't give him to me.

"-l need your help. -Wait a minute, don't give him to me."

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l'm not giving you him. l'm giving you Jeannie.

"l'm not giving you him. l'm giving you Jeannie."

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You are?

"You are?"

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Well, l'll drink to that.

"Well, l'll drink to that."

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Just until l get rid of Dr. Bellows.

"Just until l get rid of Dr. Bellows."

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Remember, it's only for the duration.

"Remember, it's only for the duration."

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What do you think l am?

"What do you think l am?"

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l know what you are. l'm taking a chance, anyway.

"l know what you are. l'm taking a chance, anyway."

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Fire.

"Fire."

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Fire!

"Fire!"

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Fire!

"Fire!"

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Fire!

"Fire!"

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Fire!

"Fire!"

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l got it! l got it!

"l got it! l got it!"

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-What's going on? -l don't know, but whatever it is...

"-What's going on? -l don't know, but whatever it is..."

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...l think we've gotten to the bottom of it. lt was a bottle.

"...l think we've gotten to the bottom of it. lt was a bottle."

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-A bottle? What kind of a bottle? -l trailed the bottle over--

"-A bottle? What kind of a bottle? -l trailed the bottle over--"

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Well, it's not a total loss.

"Well, it's not a total loss."

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-You better get some rest, sir. -l don't understand it.

"-You better get some rest, sir. -l don't understand it."

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l-- l must have had a nightmare. lt was so real.

"l-- l must have had a nightmare. lt was so real."

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Yes. These things happen.

"Yes. These things happen."

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Yes. l'll-- l'll buy you a new lamp, of course.

"Yes. l'll-- l'll buy you a new lamp, of course."

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Oh, no. You don't have to bother, sir.

"Oh, no. You don't have to bother, sir."

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lt was an antique.

"lt was an antique."

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Sir, could we get some sleep now?

"Sir, could we get some sleep now?"

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l have an awful rough day tomorrow.

"l have an awful rough day tomorrow."

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Yes. Yes, of course. l'm-- l'm terribly sorry.

"Yes. Yes, of course. l'm-- l'm terribly sorry."

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l--

"l--"

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-My nerves seem to be on edge. -Yeah.

"-My nerves seem to be on edge. -Yeah."

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When l was a-- A small boy...

"When l was a-- A small boy..."

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...my mother loved my younger brother more than she loved me. l--

"...my mother loved my younger brother more than she loved me. l--"

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l didn't think l minded it at the time...

"l didn't think l minded it at the time..."

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...but then as years went by, l began to resent it.

"...but then as years went by, l began to resent it."

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l didn't actually hate my brother...

"l didn't actually hate my brother..."

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...but l found myself working out ways to do away with him.

"...but l found myself working out ways to do away with him."

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-What is it? What is it? -The lndians.

"-What is it? What is it? -The lndians."

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-lndians are coming! -lndians?

"-lndians are coming! -lndians?"

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Listen, they're closing in.

"Listen, they're closing in."

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Doctor, you've got to pull yourself together.

"Doctor, you've got to pull yourself together."

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l am together.

"l am together."

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l heard these footsteps. Then this train was coming.

"l heard these footsteps. Then this train was coming."

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Then someone was breathing in my ear. Then this lion roared.

"Then someone was breathing in my ear. Then this lion roared."

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-Lion roared? -Yes.

"-Lion roared? -Yes."

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That was just before the bomb started falling.

"That was just before the bomb started falling."

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-The bomb started falling? -Yes. And then--

"-The bomb started falling? -Yes. And then--"

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Then the tom-toms started. They were on the warpath...

"Then the tom-toms started. They were on the warpath..."

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...yelling and screaming. lt was a nightmare.

"...yelling and screaming. lt was a nightmare."

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Yeah, doctor, that's exactly what it was, a nightmare.

"Yeah, doctor, that's exactly what it was, a nightmare."

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-Now, you must get some sleep. -Sleep?

"-Now, you must get some sleep. -Sleep?"

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l wouldn't sleep in this house again if my life depended on it.

"l wouldn't sleep in this house again if my life depended on it."

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-You wouldn't? -lf you'll take my advice...

"-You wouldn't? -lf you'll take my advice..."

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...you'll get out of here yourself. ln my opinion, this house is haunted.

"...you'll get out of here yourself. ln my opinion, this house is haunted."

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You don't believe in ghosts, do you, sir?

"You don't believe in ghosts, do you, sir?"

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Well, l didn't yesterday, but l do today.

"Well, l didn't yesterday, but l do today."

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Doctor, aren't you gonna get dressed?

"Doctor, aren't you gonna get dressed?"

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There's no time.

"There's no time."

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They may be gathering for another attack.

"They may be gathering for another attack."

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Well....

"Well...."

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-He's gone, master. -Yes, l know.

"-He's gone, master. -Yes, l know."

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Oh, Jeannie, you're marvellous.

"Oh, Jeannie, you're marvellous."

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l can't tell you how great it is to be alone again.

"l can't tell you how great it is to be alone again."

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Morning.

"Morning."

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-Hi, Roge. -Good morning, Major Healey.

"-Hi, Roge. -Good morning, Major Healey."

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-Just call me master. -Master?

"-Just call me master. -Master?"

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Well, temporarily, of course.

"Well, temporarily, of course."

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Well, look, since l'll be taking over for a while...

"Well, look, since l'll be taking over for a while..."

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...l made out a little list of some of the things l'll need--

"...l made out a little list of some of the things l'll need--"

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-There's been a change in plans. -First, l'd like some ski equipment...

"-There's been a change in plans. -First, l'd like some ski equipment..."

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...nothing elaborate. About 1 5 outfits. And l'd like--

"...nothing elaborate. About 1 5 outfits. And l'd like--"

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Jeannie won't be staying with you, Roge.

"Jeannie won't be staying with you, Roge."

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Maybe someplace in the mountains with about 30 rooms...

"Maybe someplace in the mountains with about 30 rooms..."

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-...with a cute maid. -Roger, l'm keeping Jeannie.

"-...with a cute maid. -Roger, l'm keeping Jeannie."

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-What? -l'm keeping Jeannie.

"-What? -l'm keeping Jeannie."

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Dr. Bellows left. Everything is all right.

"Dr. Bellows left. Everything is all right."

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What do you mean everything's all right?

"What do you mean everything's all right?"

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l just lost a 30-room chalet, a 1 5-piece ski outfit and a cute maid.

"l just lost a 30-room chalet, a 1 5-piece ski outfit and a cute maid."

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All right.

"All right."

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Jeannie, could you give him the maid?

"Jeannie, could you give him the maid?"

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Certainly, master.

"Certainly, master."

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You mean you're gonna--? Oh, what a pal.

"You mean you're gonna--? Oh, what a pal."

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l'm Agnes.

"l'm Agnes."

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Don't work on Sundays, and l take holidays off.

"Don't work on Sundays, and l take holidays off."

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l don't do no heavy cleaning, and l cook only twice a week.

"l don't do no heavy cleaning, and l cook only twice a week."

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The food's simple. lf you like it fancy, you can just go to a restaurant.

"The food's simple. lf you like it fancy, you can just go to a restaurant."

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Besides that, l want two television sets.

"Besides that, l want two television sets."

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One for the bedroom and one for the kitchen.

"One for the bedroom and one for the kitchen."

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