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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - 2000 Light Years from Home (S07E07)

"hey ! Great news. I'm on my way to becoming a teacher."
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"I filled out all my college applications in red pen."
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"That's a little... that's, like, a little teacher joke."
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"Well, now look at him..."
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"out of bed and doing something productive before noon."
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"Honey, you're like a marine."
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"A marine ?"
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"The only time I ever saw him storm a beach was when he was running away from a jellyfish."
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"Hey, dad, all I need from you now"
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"is a financial statement so the school can see where I'm getting the old moola."
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"Uh, well, um,"
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"bad news. I, uh..."
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"I spent your college money to keep the muffler shop going."
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"What ?"
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"This is really weird, because my parents, instead of paying for my college,"
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"bought me a muffler."
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"Dad, how am I supposed to pay for college ?"
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"Look, with this damn mild winter, nobody's muffler rusted."
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"I tried to rust them."
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"I went out at night and sprinkled salt all over the streets."
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"Not my good kosher salt."
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"Yes, kitty, I sprinkled the streets of point place"
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"with your half-pound bag of salt."
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"Wait. Mom, you knew about this ?"
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"And you just said, "please, go ahead. "Take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop" ?"
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"No."
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"I think your father asked me if I thought you would amount to anything,"
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"and I said, "I really, really hope so.""
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"And then he said, "I'm spending eric's college money on my muffler shop.""
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"And then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made."
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"Man, that was good."
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"Best cobbler ever."
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"Huh."
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"I remember that cobbler."
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"I always wondered why, when I said it was so good,"
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"you said, "at least I can give you this," and started to cry."
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"Well, look at the bright side."
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"There's always a place for you at a failing muffler shop."
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"So the upshot is, I have absolutely no money for college."
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"Eric, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to get money for school."
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"Yeah, man. You could always get a football scholarship."
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"Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him."
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"I know what you should do."
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"You should go to hollywood and become the next gene wilder."
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"That guy's a laugh riot."
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"Eric, you should go see mr. Bray."
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"Finding money for college is what high school guidance counselors do."
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"Yeah, they also spend a lot of time staring at themselves in the mirror saying,"
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""I can't believe "I'm a high school guidance counselor.""
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"I don't know about mr. Bray. I don't think he really liked me."
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"One time I told him I was being bullied, and he just said,"
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""what'd you expect ?""
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"All right, I'll go with you."
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"He'll help. He totally loved me..."
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"in almost entirely appropriate ways."
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"Okay,"
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"I'm breaking up with angie. All we have anymore is hot sex."
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"Hot sex ? All I have is hot soup."
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"Can't make love to that."
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"Too damn hot."
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"So, kelso, you gonna break up with her your usual way..."
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"send a note saying you got kidnapped by kung fu robots ?"
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"No, it won't work with her. She doesn't even believe in kung fu robots."
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"Just gonna have to talk to her."
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"Whoa ! Kelso,"
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"you never break up with a girl to her face."
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"You usually have me tell her you're dead."
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"And then when she eventually sees you,"
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"you have me tell her you're a ghost."
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"Michael, why don't you do what you did with me ?"
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"Toilet paper my house !"
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"I can't do that to angie."
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"I respect her too much 'cause she agreed to have sex with me so fast."
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"Look, I don't care how you do it."
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"I'm just happy you won't be violating my sister anymore."
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"Yeah, I know you hated it, hyde."
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"I would have broken up with her sooner if I didn't find it so hilarious."
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"you be nice, or I will marry her."
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"I'm so glad you came by, daddy."
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"Well, I missed you guys. I'm not just your rich boss."
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"I'm also your rich dad."
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"In fact, everyone related to me, grab some cash from the register."
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"Uh, I've already been in there once today."
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"But you're the boss."
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"okay. I can do this."
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"I'm just gonna tell angie that things are fizzling between us, and we should end it."
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"- Hey, how's it going, sweets ? - Not bad, toots."
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"Oh, him. Go, go, go."
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"Okay. Well, um,"
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"we need to talk about something."
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"This might be kind of hard to take."
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"Fez still wets the bed."
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"- What ? - Eww !"
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"At least we're still together. I'll see you later."
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"I'm going to wet your bed."
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"Hey, angie, can you recommend a record ? Something dean martiny, but not dean martin,"
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"because I don't like that he didn't wave to me in atlantic city."
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"Well, I don't know much about dean martin, but I do know that the top-selling record this week is blondie."
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"A broad, huh ?"
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"Is she jazzy ?"
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"Well, I know she's blonde."
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"Here you go, bob. Try this joey bishop."
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"He swings like dean, but he'll wave at anybody."
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"Good job knowing the number one album, honey."
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"I love watching you in action,"
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"because the more you work, the less I have to."
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"Well, I'm just trying to get ready for the day you kick the bucket, and I get everything."
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"Just like her mother."
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"Oh, my god."
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"I can't believe I have to tell my high school guidance counselor that I spent an entire year doing nothing."
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"He's gonna think I'm such a loser."
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"Oh ! Donna, let's tell him it's you."
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"No. You're a much more believable loser."
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"Oh, come on. He won't judge you. He loves you."
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"I mean, jeez, he asked you to prom."
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"Okay, let's see..."
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"donna."
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"What a pleasant..."
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"pleasant surprise."
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"Jeez, you've done something different with your hair since the prom."
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