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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - 2000 Light Years from Home (S07E07)

"Yeah. You noticed."
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"Well, I notice everything about all my students."
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"I put on a little weight."
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"And you are ?"
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"Eric."
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"Forman."
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"1977's most improved mathlete."
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"Oh, right. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, eric. I..."
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"I just figured the bullies had gotten ya."
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"Anyway, donna here is looking for some college scholarships."
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"Well, donna, you've come to the right place, because I am an expert at college scholarships"
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"as well as the affairs of the heart."
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"Why don't you have just a little seat right here, young lady ?"
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"Thank you."
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"Uh... I guess I'll, um..."
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"great."
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"So, donna, to figure out what scholarships you're eligible for,"
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"I'll have to know what you've done for the last year."
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"Oh. Um, well, not a lot. I..."
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"read comic books..."
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"acted out movies with my dolls..."
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"action figures !"
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"You always insist that they are called action figures."
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"Jeez, that's... you know, if eric had told me he had wasted a whole year of his life,"
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"I wouldn't be surprised, but... but you ?"
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"I know. I'm just as surprised as you are."
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"It has been a long, ugly fall. Very hard to watch."
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"In fact, just between you and me, she's"
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"even gotten into a little bit of the smokey-smokey."
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"All right."
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"Screw this."
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"The scholarship is for him."
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"Eric, good luck."
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"Mr. Bray, my coming here was not an invitation to start driving by my house again."
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"Hey, uh, my mother lives right next door."
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"I live right next door."
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"Oh. Well..."
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"how's mother ?"
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"Oh, my god ! You guys,"
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"I just got a promotion."
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"Daddy says I've been doing such a great job"
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"that he wants me to move to milwaukee and help run the corporate office."
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"Wait, what about steven ? He's the one doing the great job."
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"You just sit around doing your nails and making smart-ass comments."
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"Jackie, that's you."
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"Yeah. Well, it's annoying, now isn't it ?"
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"How did you get a promotion ? You don't know anything about music."
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"Last week a guy came in asking for kiss. You called him a pervert and slapped him in the face."
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"Well, did your dad say anything about steven ?"
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"I don't know. I just heard the word "promotion," and I got a little dizzy and sort of blacked out."
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"It was awesome."
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"Well, here's the america I know... the person who can't do anything rises to the top,"
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"while the guy who's working his ass off gets nothing."
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"Are you supposed to be the guy that works his ass off ?"
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"Don't make this more complicated than it has to be."
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"Jackie ! Listen,"
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"I need some advice on breaking up with girls, okay ?"
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"And you've been broken up with a lot,"
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"and several times by me."
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"So what didn't you like ?"
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"Oh, um, the lying, the cheating, the sneaking around."
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"Oh, and I also didn't like fez trying to make out with me five minutes later."
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"Well, then you're really not gonna like this."
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"Look, I don't know how to break up with angie."
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"Well, why don't you try to figure out how to do it kindly, maturely, respectfully ?"
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"Yeah."
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"- That sounds nice. - Hmm."
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"I think I'm just gonna sleep with her best friend."
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"Okay,"
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"I actually got some great news from the guidance counselor."
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"There's this program where you go and teach in an impoverished area for a year,"
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"and then they pay for your college."
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"I signed up."
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"- Eric, that's perfect. - That's wonderful !"
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"See ? I knew spending your college money would work out for the best."
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"You're welcome."
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"So what impoverished area will you go to ?"
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"is it east milwaukee ?"
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"I made a wrong turn there once, and I ended up in an awful neighborhood."
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"There were kids playing radios on a street corner."
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"No, I'm not going to milwaukee."
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"So where then ?"
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"Africa !"
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"Africa, Wisconsin ?"
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"you're going to teach in africa ?"
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"What are you gonna teach 'em, how to get eaten by an ostrich ?"
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"Mom, an ostrich ?"
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"I saw a documentary."
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"They are vicious, cruel creatures."
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"Well, I think it's great he's going to africa."
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"It'll make him a man."
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"You think the only way to become a man is to die."
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"How are you gonna feel when your son gets killed by a lion"
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"or a disease-carrying fly ?"
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"You get killed by a fly, I'm not buying you a headstone."
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"You can't go to africa."
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"They don't even have ketchup there."
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"You put ketchup on everything."
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"You'll starve to death."
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"Can you believe how much she's freaking out ?"
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"No."
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"I cannot believe that someone you supposedly love is upset"
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"that you decided to go to africa without considering her feelings at all !"
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"See ? Donna understands."
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"so there's a problem with my "sleeping with angie's best friend" plan."
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"Angie's best friend is hyde."
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"You know what we may have to do here ?"
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"The dark room switch."
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"You will make love to her in a dark room."
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"Halfway through, you will excuse yourself."
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"Then I'll come in, pretend to be you and finish the job."
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"And how does that fix my problem ?"
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"Oh. I was working on my problem."
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"You guys, donna's totally freaking out about this africa thing. She won't return any of my calls."
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"Think I have a solution."
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"The dark room switch."
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"Look, man, tell donna to just lay off,"
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"okay ? Africa is gonna be awesome."
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"You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain,"
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"and it lays, like, a thousand eggs."
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