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Clips from G.I. Joe: The Movie

"Yeah, we're all antsy tonight, Alpine, but don't sweat it."
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"That new kid, Lieutenant Falcon, is guardin' our outer perimeter."
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"If anyone's dumb enough to try anything, they've got to get"
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"past him first. I figure he'll give us all the warning we need."
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"Nice legs for a grease monkey, soldier."
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"Falcon!"
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"Want me to kiss it and make it better?"
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"Consider this motor pool enemy territory."
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"You're supposed to be happy to see me, Jinx."
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"And you're supposed to be on guard duty."
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"Oh, it's Heather isn't it."
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"When I explain about her, you're gonna feel so silly, you..."
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"Stow it, Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney."
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"You should be guarding Serpentor."
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"Don't sweat it. Nobody could even get close"
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"to the stockade without an I.D. bracelet."
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"And even if they faked the bracelet,"
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"the pene-plastic shield would stop 'em cold."
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"But, for the sake of argument, suppose our mythical intruders"
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"did make it all the way to Serpentor's cell block."
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"Yeah..."
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"They'd still have to blast"
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"through a couple o' yards of super-hard concrete."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Then they'd have to get past three of our best guys."
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"It's not just unlikely, it's impossible."
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"The alarm circuit's been cut! How are you at splicing!"
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"Nothin' like a little on-the-job trainin'!"
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"He must not reconnect that alarm!"
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"Gung-Ho, watch out!"
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"Keep slicing."
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"No, it can't be! Oh, brother, you are bad luck!"
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"Hey, you're not exactly a rabbit's foot yourself."
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"After them! Deploy the Recon Sleds!"
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"Falcon! Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us!"
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"Because YOU deserted your post, the enemy force was able to"
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"penetrate security, free Serpentor, and injure three good men!"
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"You're confined to quarters until court martial!"
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"Get him out of my sight!"
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"Even their Air Force is ugly!"
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"Prepare the path of the steem."
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"I, Serpentor, emperor of Cobra, salute you, most noble one."
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"Pythona tells me I owe you my freedom."
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"Your freedom and your life."
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"Know that I am Golobulus, supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra-La."
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"It was I who created you, Serpentor."
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"You are mine!"
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"No! Serpentor is the product of my genetic engineering!"
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"Silence, Doctor."
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"But we combed the tombs of history's"
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"most powerful leaders for DNA!"
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"Didn't it ever occur to you that such a brilliant plan"
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"was beyond the capacity of even your fine intelligence?"
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"But it..."
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"You perceive the facts correctly, Destro."
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"I implanted the idea and skill in Doctor Mindbender's"
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"rather pedestrian brain with this,"
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"a psychic motivator."
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"I offer you my most enthusiastic obedience."
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"And we too!"
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"Then, so say we all."
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"It is our greater destiny that concerns me now."
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"Where is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter?"
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"I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord."
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"Let's hope not, Serpentor."
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"I would hate to lose you."
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"However, you will have other opportunities to serve me."
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"First, a graver matter lies before us..."
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"The trial of Cobra Commander!"
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"Lieutenant Falcon, I can't understand how an arrogant misfit"
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"like you got into this outfit in the first place!"
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"They gonna shoot Falcon?"
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"Not now. This is just a preliminary hearing."
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"Three good men injured, Serpentor freed by some"
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"bizarre, new enemy, all because you can't obey orders!"
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"Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination"
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"and gross dereliction of duty."
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"We searched your file, in the hope of finding some act"
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"of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none."
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"If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared."
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"On what grounds?"
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"Duke, don't."
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"I just know underneath it all there's a Joe worth saving."
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"Falcon is my half-brother."
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"We should confer on this. Duke, remove the defendant."
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"Don't do me any more favors, Duke."
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"You've done more than enough already. big brother."
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"Falcon, Duke's trying to help."
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"How? By bustin' my chops every chance he gets?"
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"I promised our mother I'd keep an eye on him."
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"Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job."
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"He did the crime, he oughta do the time!"
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"Yeah. Now you might get penalized for his screw-ups."
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"Hey! Nobody's gonna take the rap for me!"
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"I don't need your help anymore, Duke!"
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"Get outta my life!"
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"Show time."
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"Lieutenant Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal"
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"that you not be boundover for court martial."
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"But you still must answer for the serious charges against you."
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"Falcon, you're gonna learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you."
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"I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse."
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"You have no jurisdiction over me!"
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"Release me at once or face my wrath!"
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"I promise I'll..."
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"Be silent... or be silenced!"
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"I'll... I am always prepared to listen to reason, most honored sire."
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"'Ey, Zartan, why all this legal-fegal palaver?"
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"Yeah, if they wanna trash old Chrome Dome,"
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"why don't they just get on with it?"
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"Because, Dreadnoks, we are civilized, and a great wrong"
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"has been by inflicted upon Cobra-La by Cobra Commander."
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"That wrong must be avenged"
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"in accordance with our ancient tradition."
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"Let the web of remembrance tell the tale!"
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"Forty thousand years ago, the glory of Cobra-La dominated this planet."
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"But an age of ice destroyed much of what we had built,"
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"and with it began the time of the barbarians."
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"Surprisingly, they evolved."
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"If you ask me, some of them did not evolve."
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