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Clips from G.I. Joe: The Movie

"Gradually, they mastered a technology based"
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"on inorganic, lifeless substances."
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"Their culture was a travesty of our own noble ways,"
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"and a threat to our very existence."
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"We retreated to preserve our ways"
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"and await an opportunity to reclaim the earth."
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"Generations passed..."
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"And then, a brilliant young nobleman came to my attention."
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"Even though disfigured by a laboratory accident..."
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"he was my choice..."
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"to go into the world and raise a mighty army,"
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"and to destroy the so-called human civilization"
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"which had driven us into exile."
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"You were my hope,"
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"Cobra Commander,"
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"and you failed me... miserably!"
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"I was betrayed!"
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"My troops lack courage!"
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"It was not my fault!"
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"You failed!"
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"No!"
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"Your precious creation Serpentor defiled your dreams of conquest!"
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"Destroy him I say! Destroy him!"
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"Behold, the culmination of centuries!"
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"The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation,"
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"a weapon no enemy can withstand!"
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"In several hours, these magnificent fungusoids"
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"will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit."
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"The pods will contain spores,"
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"and the spores will degenerate all organisms they touch,"
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"mutating them into primitive, incompetent life forms."
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"When the pods ripen, they will burst... and shower the earth with"
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"enough spores to reduce the entire human race into mindless beasts."
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"Only those beneath Cobra-La's ice dome will be spared."
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"But the pods will not ripen in freezing space, without energy..."
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"and that is why I must have..."
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"The Broadcast Energy Transmitter! Of course!"
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"Fool! You haven't got the B.E.T.!"
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"You don't even know where it is!"
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"Your plan is laughable!"
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"But your punishment will not be."
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"Punishment? What about my trial?"
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"It's over, and the verdict"
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"is guilty-guilty of the one unforgiveable crime:"
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"failure!"
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"No! No! Not the spores!"
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"I'm a citizen of Cobra-La!"
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"NOT THE SPORES!"
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"No! Nooo... ooo... ooo..."
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"Ooh, how bizarre!"
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"Nemesis Enforcer, throw this worthless"
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"sewage into the Abyss of Oblivion."
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"No, put him in with the Joe prisoners,"
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"so they can see the fate which awaits them."
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"I like that."
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"It's poetic in its simplicity."
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"A trifle melodramatic, but..."
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"Nemesis Enforcer, take him away."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"There it is, Lift-Ticket!"
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"Sure don't look cozy down there!"
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"I dont' think Falcon is supposed to enjoy himself, Wild Bill."
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"Gung-Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka aren't exactly enjoyin'"
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"their hospital stay."
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"Put it on, smart guy!"
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"What for? We're in the middle o' nowhere. whooo!"
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"Which is right where you belong!"
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"Cobra?"
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"Look what dropped in on us, brothers:"
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"a hundred and seventy pounds of air pollution!"
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"I've seen putty with more backbone!"
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"I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?"
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"At ease, disease!"
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"I've been expecting you."
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"My name is Sergeant Slaughter, special drill instructor for GI Joe."
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"That's terrific, Sarge, but I'm tryin' to cut down on"
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"the chicken sweat just now, so if you'll excuse me..."
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"You're goin' nowhere, space case."
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"You're here because you're an industrial-strength foul-up!"
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"My job is to whip you into shape, and I'm talkin' whip!"
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"There's only two ways outta my command:"
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"on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag--an itty, bitty ditty bag! Got it?"
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"Yes, Sir!"
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"thats better!"
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"Now straighten up and meet the Renegades."
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"They're not real dependable yet,"
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"but when I get through with 'em, what're you gonna be?"
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"Perfect!"
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"That's right, per-fect!"
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"Say hello to Mercer, ex-Cobra Viper who's seen the light."
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"Red Dog, booted out of pro football for unnecessary roughness."
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"And Taurus, a circus acrobat with a few loose bats in his big top."
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"Uh, hi, guys."
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"Okay, now that we're all close friends , let's head for the Slaughterhouse."
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"Grab your gear and start hot-footin' it."
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"If you're gonna be there in time for breakfast, it's a long haul."
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"You expect me to walk?"
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"No, you can run! Yo Joe!"
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"Save my bones for Davy Jones!"
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"He gives me chills."
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"What'd they do to him?"
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"He looks... inhuman!"
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"Forget that, man, remember the plan!"
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"When the guards open the gates, we're gone."
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"now... Yo Joe! Let's go!"
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"Wait for me!"
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"The world will soon be ours, great Golobulus!"
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"May your deeds match your words, Serpentor."
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"The Joes are escaping!"
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"We must destroy them!"
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"You will find Cobra-La is prepared to handle all contingencies,"
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"my impetuous friend."
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"This way out! Yo Joe!"
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"Stop! It's a trap!"
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"Get outta my face!"
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"No! Look!"
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"You see, Serpentor, there is no escape from Cobra-La."
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"My buddies!"
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"There's nothing you can do to save them!"
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"Wait! I know another way out of Cobra-La."
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