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Clips from Family Guy - Brief Encounter (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"TOM (on TV): Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Our top story: doing laundry and drinking beer."
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"(clears throat) I'm sorry."
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"Doing laundry and drinking beer?"
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"Quahog welcomes Duds & Suds,"
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"a new laundromat that serves beer."
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"So if you want to drink and watch your kid's teacher wash"
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"his only pair of pants, get on down there."
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"‐Ah, cool! ‐We should go!"
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"Nothing better than putting on a warm diaper"
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"right out of the dryer."
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"(grunts)"
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"Ah, I'm okay! Let's go again!"
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"‐(knocking, rattling) ‐CHRIS: Shut up! Shut up!"
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"What's the problem?"
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"CHRIS: What day is it?"
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"Wednesday?"
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"CHRIS: Aka, the one day a week I have independent study"
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"first period and get to sleep in!"
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"‐So shut up! ‐(banging)"
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"Stewie, when I was over visiting Grandma and Grandpa,"
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"humiliating myself to ask them"
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"to keep paying for your preschool..."
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"I know you don't understand me, but I understand you."
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"...I found Chi‐Chi!"
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"He's like your doll, Reuben."
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"I know, I know, I know."
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"You called Joanna "Joanne" the other day, it happens."
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"He was always very special to me,"
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"now I want him to be very special to you."
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"What is she even talking about?"
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"‐Toy! ‐Toy? Oh, oh, toy!"
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"Oh, well, why didn't you say so?"
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"‐Yay, toy! ‐Yay, toy!"
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"‐(banging) ‐CHRIS: Shut! Up!"
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"I'm so sorry, Chris!"
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"I forgot it was Wednesday!"
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"(chuckles): Oh, sorry, where are my manners?"
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"Chi‐Chi, this is Reuben‐‐ Uh, Rupert!"
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"(chuckles): Rupert! I‐I meant‐‐ I meant Rupert."
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"You know that."
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"(insects trilling)"
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"(whispering): I know it's not ideal that he's here,"
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"but I can't just throw him out."
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"Lois would be crushed."
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"She has, like, nothing in her life."
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"Of course I saw his Bible,"
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"that's the first thing I saw."
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"Hey, check it out."
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"You and Peter have the same undies."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"He just wears run‐of‐the‐mill Hanes."
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"Yours aren't Hanes?"
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"No, mine are Planes."
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"All pilots wear them."
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"Look at that, Planes."
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""The perfect underwear for unexpected wind shear.""
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"‐Is that, like, farts? ‐Yes, that's like farts."
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"(kids chattering)"
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"Oh, hello, Doug."
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"‐Can I sit here? ‐I don't care."
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"My stop is next."
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"I assume you're taking this to the end of the line?"
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"Out to the land of cheap rents and tract housing?"
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"My stop's pretty soon, too."
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"What's on your shoes?"
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"Oh. These are called laces."
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"I doubt you've ever heard of them, Mr. Velcro."
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"I know about laces! I've just never seen black ones."
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"Geez. Why are you always such a dick?"
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"Takes one to know one."
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"Where did you learn that? That's great!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That‐that wasn't about you."
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"I‐‐ I'm just..."
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"There's‐there's stuff going on at home."
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"I'd love to hear about it, though fair warning:"
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"I know little of lower‐middle class plight."
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"Eh, it's just this new stuffed monkey Chi‐Chi's making waves"
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"with my old stuffy."
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"I keep trying to get rid of the monkey,"
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"but my mom keeps finding him‐‐ and I can tell you're bored."
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"Far from it, Stewie. I feel for you."
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"That actually sounds like what I'm going through"
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"with Miss Tiggywinkles."
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"‐Really? ‐Yeah."
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"It's really wearing on me."
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"Hey, I just had a crazy idea."
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"We might be able to help each other out."
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"How's that?"
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"Think about it: two fellas meet on a train,"
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"and do each other's murders."
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"I kill Chi‐Chi, you kill Miss Tiggywinkles."
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"Nobody could ever connect us to the crimes."
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"Crisscross."
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"You've got yourself a deal!"
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"Great. Well, this is my stop."
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"No, no, no! You can't! You can't! That's hot lava!"
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"Whoa. (chuckles) That was close."
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"♪"
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"Giggity morning, everyone."
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"Lois, can I see you in the other room for a second?"
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"‐Sure. ‐All right!"
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"Peter, what would you like for breakfast?"
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"Chocolate chip pancakes."
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"Lois, can I see you in the other room for a second?"
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"So... Whew. (chuckles)"
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"Uh, what did you want?"
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"‐Uh, wa‐waffles? ‐Yeah, sure."
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"Lois, can I see you in the other room for a second?"
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"I couldn't perform a third time, so we just read."
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"Morning, beautiful."
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