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Clips from Family Guy - Brief Encounter (S20E20)

"I had the Uber guy sleep outside,"
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"so he's ready when you're ready."
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"♪"
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"But first, a dump so long I will be able to read"
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"everything Garfield ever wrote."
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"(giggles) Jon."
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"Morning, Captain Quagmire."
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"Hey, did you know if this plane was a wiener,"
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"we'd be the wiener's eyes?"
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"QUAGMIRE (over P. A.): Hello, this is your captain speaking"
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"from the, uh, cockpit. (giggles)"
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"COPILOT: Lot of penis stuff from you today."
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"QUAGMIRE: Quiet, you don't talk."
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"Now please enjoy this in‐flight music I brought with me"
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"from my glove compartment."
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"♪ Ah, well, everybody's heard about the bird ♪"
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"♪ B‐B‐B‐Bird, bird, bird, b‐bird's the word. ♪"
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"♪"
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"Guess I'll go for my walk and leave Chi‐Chi all alone!"
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"(Henry Hall's "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" playing)"
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"♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪"
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"♪ You're sure of a big surprise ♪"
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"♪ If you go down in the woods today ♪"
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"♪ You better go in disguise ♪"
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"♪ For every bear that ever there was ♪"
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"♪ Will gather there for certain, because ♪"
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"♪ Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. ♪"
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"Wow, how far is it from up here?"
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"♪"
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"(glass shatters)"
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"Goodnight Moon? Ugh, God, Stewie's so basic."
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"Oh, my God, he did it."
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"Oh, no! I've been out all morning"
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"with lots of witnesses, and now this!"
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"Chris! Help!"
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"For God's sake, what now?"
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"So, I was out on my walk with Jane, Ally P., and Ali R.‐‐"
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"both got disastrous haircuts yesterday,"
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"obviously that stays in this room‐‐"
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"and I just came in and found Chi‐Chi like this!"
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"Stewie, do you know what day it is?"
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"It's the next Wednesday."
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"I believe you're aware of my Wednesday schedule."
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"First period, independent study."
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"Oh, so you are."
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"And do you remember what I like to do"
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"during first period, independent study?"
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"‐Sleep. ‐Sleep!"
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"(chuckles): Oh, you're a quick study."
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"‐(alarm clock blaring) ‐(bleep)"
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"LOIS: Chris, your alarm is going off!"
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"I know!"
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"♪"
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"All right, time to murder Miss Tiggywinkles."
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"Oh, never been invited to Doug's before."
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"Whoa! Chalkboard wall? No way!"
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"The only limitation is my imagination."
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"So fun!"
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"GIRL: Stay right here, Miss Tiggywinkles."
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"Dougie will be home soon to play."
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"(door closes)"
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"Beat it, you don't want to see"
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"what I'm about to do to Miss Tiggywinkles!"
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"Get away from me n..."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God!"
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"‐I can't read! ‐(door creaking)"
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"‐(grunts) ‐Here you go, Miss Tiggywinkles."
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"(gasps)"
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"Miss Tiggywinkles is a real cat!"
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"(inhales deeply)"
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"You know what? I can do this."
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"(purring)"
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"I can't do it!"
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"I can't kill a cat!"
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"Unless you were in the movie musical with Rebel Wilson?"
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"I can't do it!"
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"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Baywatch."
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"All right!"
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"There he is,"
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"the reason our lawn looks like it has leopard skin pants."
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"What's up with you lately?"
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"You've been acting really weird all of the sudden."
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""All of the sudden," Brian?"
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"I think what you mean is "all of a sudden.""
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"Ladies and gentlemen, that's the author in the house."
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"What's your problem? Why are you being such a jerk to me?"
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"My problem with you?"
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"Let's see, where do I begin?"
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"You accept food, clothing and shelter,"
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"yet no responsibilities."
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"You constantly want to sleep with my wife,"
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"who is an angel."
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"Oh, and the hypocrisy."
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"You claim to be an ally to women,"
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"but I bet you don't even know Nancy Pelosi's official title."
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"Sure, I do. She's, uh..."
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"Chuck Schumer's secretary."
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"Forget it, Brian. Now, can you strap me to this milking table?"
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"My wife will be home soon."
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"Stewie Griffin,"
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"do you want to tell me why you didn't hold up"
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"your end of the bargain with Miss Tiggywinkles?"
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"Seriously? Maybe because you failed"
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"to mention she was a real, living cat."
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"Hey, I killed your monkey!"
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"Don't you see how that's different?"
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"We had a deal."
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"No, I know. (stammers) But I just..."
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"I d‐‐ I don't‐‐ I don't think..."
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"Boy, this is really gonna hurt your reputation"
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"with my kindergarten friends."
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"You have kindergarten friends?"
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"(chuckles): Oh, yeah."
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"I let them throw pinecones at me all the time."
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"But now I'm gonna have to tell them you welshed on me."
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"(sucks teeth) Kindergartners hate welshers."
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"Kindergartners, eh?"
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"You know what? I'll do it."
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"Good choice, Stewie."
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"Hey, m‐maybe after all this is done,"
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