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Clips from Central Park - A Fish Called Snakehead (S01E01)

"without accidentally killing them."
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"Which is just as bad for the fish as getting eaten by a snakehead."
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"That's a good story too."
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"-You heard that? -Some of it. Oh, my God."
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""New York hunts for the monster, but at what cost?""
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"That's the headline. You write the rest. I'll post it as soon as you send it."
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"Oh, Marvin."
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"Sir, sir. You know this is a catch-and-release pond, right?"
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"Barbless hooks, please."
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""Barbless hooks." Does that sound like a lady's name?"
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"Sounds like a scary stripper."
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"Dad, would a snakehead eat a little duckling?"
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"Definitely."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well, this is not a problem, because maybe there's no snakehead at all, right?"
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"I mean, maybe that jogger guy is cuckoo."
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"Right. Maybe he does this all the time. Can't bring him anywhere."
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"Snakehead here, snakehead there, snakehead there."
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"No!"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"That duckling's gonna need therapy."
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"Experiment with drugs and alcohol in its teens,"
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"and then somehow find its way and later be an inspiration to everybody."
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"Owen, is there anything else that could have sucked a duckling down like that?"
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"-I don't think so. -Crap."
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"So, we all agree?"
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"We're taking the ducklings, and we're putting them in private school in Vermont."
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"The gray fingers of dawn scratch the cheek of day."
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"Nope. The gray dawn dawns... Nope."
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"It's poignantly dawn. There it is."
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"Anyway, Owen and the crew were up late trying to catch the snakehead."
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"Still no sign of it."
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"None of the civilian fisherpeople caught it either."
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"Lot of tangled lines. Lot of people realizing fishing is not for them."
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"Lot of lost worms entering a new chapter of their lives."
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"Hey, would you mind getting out of our shot?"
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"-Oh. Sorry. Better? -No."
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"Also, Paige's story got picked up by other papers."
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"That's why all these reporters are here."
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"Just shoot around him, I guess."
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"Interesting."
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"Helen! Helen! Where were you?"
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"Starting a pee I didn't finish."
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"Ew. Don't pee. Gross."
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"Listen. Get that likability lady that I don't like on the phone."
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"I wanna run something by her."
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"Coffee and bagels!"
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"And the heroes arrive with food. You guys are doing good stuff too."
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"Elwood, duck update? Everybody accounted for?"
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"All present and adorable. And so fragile. This one has a cold, I think."
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"But maybe that's how all ducks sound?"
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"They all look like they're trying to go for their morning swim."
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"They won't stop trying to swim!"
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"I keep telling them it's too dangerous,"
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"but they look at me like, "Who's Mr. Bossy Pants over here?""
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"Well, we had an idea. Don't know if it's gonna work,"
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"but what if someone really clever brought these? Cole?"
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"We were thinking they could be used as decoys."
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"Like they do for the pope."
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"-They have rubber popes? -Three of them."
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"Cole, shall we?"
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"Marvin was right/I am a great writer/ I always believed in this story."
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"-This broke big. -Yep, sure did."
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"Sorry I'm so good at my job."
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"It's a media circus, which is not a problem at all."
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"So much easier to catch a fish with loud noise and flashing cameras"
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"and so many more people fishing."
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"What's going on over there?"
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"What's going on, is Dick Flake. Who's Dick Flake?"
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"Dick Flake is a so-called "big game fish hunter""
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"who was hired by Bitsy Brandenham to catch the snakehead."
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"Do I like saying "Dick Flake"? Dick Flake I do."
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"Dick Flake. Hunter, fisherman, life coach, blue belt."
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"I've been hired by Ms. Brandenham to catch the snakehead."
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"I have a lot of experience catching snakeheads,"
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"and "she has a lot of experience caring about this park.""
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"This is just me talking here."
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"These guys, they're not doing it right That's not how you get the bite"
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"I got topwater frogs, bottomwater frogs Plugs, buzzbaits, chatterbaits"
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"Jitterbugs, dinglebiddies"
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"So, ain't got time For no tackle box tickle talks"
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"Not when there's vicious fishes In the fish game"
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"So, listen up, 'cause here's the catch"
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"Gotta have the right tools When you meet your match"
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"Oh, you can catch a big game"
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"If you got a lot of tackle And you got a cool name"
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"Dick Flake"
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"Oh, if the catching's why you came"
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"Then you better be prepared To beat 'em at their own game"
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"Dick Flake"
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"I got topwater frogs, bottomwater frogs Plugs, buzzbaits, chatterbaits"
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"Jitterbugs, dinglebiddies"
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"Got weasel paws studded With a thistle and a twig"
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"I got black fly wings Small, medium and big"
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"Dick Flake"
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"-Oh, I'm a Dick with perfect aim -Oh, he's a Dick with perfect aim"
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"-And I always come prepared -And he always comes prepared"
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"-To beat 'em at their own game -Dick Flake"
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"Better be prepared To beat 'em at their own game"
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"It's the likability lady."
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"-Yes? -Huge."
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"-Huge? -Huge. Huge success."
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"He hasn't caught it yet."
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"-You're already popping. -I'm popping?"
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"New Yorkers love this story. It's trending all over the place."
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"Okay. Good."
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"People are talking you up on social media. And by "people" I mean me."
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"-How does that-- -I have 10,000 accounts. Don't ask."
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"We'll need your guy to catch the fish soon though,"
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"while people are focused on the story."
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"I'm sure he will. It's not like he's hunting a mastermind. It's a fish."
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"No, seriously. We need him to catch it within a few hours."
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"The media window is closing."
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"I can feel it closing on my fingers as I type. We need that fish."
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"All right. Too much. Too much from you, Ashley."
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"Go put your hand on your face, and then put your face up your butt."
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"Get me the fisherman."
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"It'd be cool if that was a code name instead of just what he is."
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"-What? -Nothing."
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"-Dick's on. -Where's my fish?"
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