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Clips from The PJs (1999) - House Potty (S01E01)

"My weight loss charts."
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"My beloved Esperansa... (ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"Will never wear these clothes again."
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"And lastly, though they were very expensive to obtain,"
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"some compromising photographs of yours truly along with the negatives."
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"Now remember, the fastest to declog keeps his job."
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"Thurgood, you ready?"
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"Ready to kick some toilet butt."
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"Then unclog!"
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"(BELL RINGS) Uht!"
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"GRAND MASTER FLUSH: I win. Game. Set. Light a match."
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"(GROANS)"
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"HUD LADY: Next! Super. (LAUGHS)"
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"I just don't understand it."
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"I never met a toilet I couldn't lick."
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"Thurgood, don't give up."
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"Oh, there's no sense in trying to cheer me up."
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"I'm a loser."
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"I know. But I really need you to flush down those pictures."
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"Well, I'm surprised it took this long"
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"for a toilet to outsmart him."
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"Yeah, loser."
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"(JOINTS CRACKING)"
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"Loser!"
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"You'll probably wanna leave Hilton-Jacobs now."
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"(LAUGHS) And don't let the broken door hit you on the way out!"
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"Let's go home and potty like it's 1999."
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Go toilet! Go toilet!"
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"Thurgood, are you okay?"
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"Muriel, I just see this as a minor roadblock on the path of my crusade."
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"And if sobriety checkpoints have taught me anything,"
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"it's best to just plow right through."
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"But what will you do? You've lost your job."
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"Now, now, Muriel, HUD can't just let me go."
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"After all the years of faithful service I've given them?"
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"Hell, no!"
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"No, I'm sure they'll find a position"
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"that lets me keep my dignity."
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"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
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"(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Breath mint? Yeah."
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"You could use some deodorant, too."
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"(GROANING)"
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"What's going on here?"
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"A guy passes out for three days"
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"and suddenly he's replaced?"
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"This is an outrage!"
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"Well, I won't stand for it."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(GROANS SOFTLY)"
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"Great, now I gotta clean that up."
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"GRAND MASTER FLUSH: Okay, Thurgood,"
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"I'm ready to be flushed and cleaned."
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"What?"
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"Now, now, it's just till I can think of something more degrading."
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"(GROANS) Well, all right."
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"But don't you go gettin' all hoity toilet with me."
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"I am the superintendent of this building."
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"You were the superintendent."
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"Now you're the washroom attendant."
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"Look, you may have taken my job,"
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"but you can never take my dignity."
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"Now move your ball cock if you want me to wipe your rim."
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"I'm such a loser, Muriel."
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"Thurgood, you are not a loser."
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"Look around you."
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"(STRING SNAPS) (SPRING POPS)"
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"Wait, stop. Come with me."
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"Thurgood, look at these."
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"Yeah, my trophies. So what?"
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"What did you win this one for?"
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"Super of the Year. Uh-huh."
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"And this one?"
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"Oh, that's my B-Emmy for Lifetime Achievement in Custodial Arts."
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"That's right."
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"And what's on top?"
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"A little man with a plunger."
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"That's right. A man. Not a machine."
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"Not a space-age toilet."
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"But a man. My man."
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"Yeah and he's a tough little mother too."
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"Oh, his little head fell off."
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"Thurgood, remember, it's your attitude, not your aptitude,"
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"that determines your altitude."
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"Muriel, you don't see any trophies for comprehension here."
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"What are you tryin' to say?"
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"I'm trying to say you're only as good as you think you are."
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"(GROANS) Oh!"
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"And you're good. You think you're good."
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"Yeah."
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"But you're gonna have to accept that that toilet's here to stay."
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"But remember one thing."
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"Even though that toilet took your job,"
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"it can never take what's inside of you."
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"Yeah. It can't take what's inside of me."
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"Wait, yes it can. In fact, it must!"
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"Uh, Master Flush, you mind if I come in and have a minute with you?"
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"GRAND MASTER FLUSH: Hello, Thurgood. (BELL DINGS)"
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"Oh, so you recognize my voice, huh?"
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"Not exactly."
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"(FAN TURNS ON)"
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"Now, what is it you wanted to talk about?"
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"Well, I just want to apologize for my behavior yesterday."
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"I was out of control and out of line."
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"Apology accepted."
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"I guess you deserve a little more respect."
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"Oh, by the way, my urinal cake needs to be replaced."
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"Yeah, I got your new squirt cake right here."
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"But I just wanted to clear up, you know,"
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"all the miscommunication we've been having about my bad mood."
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"I've been in a bad mood, basically,"
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"'cause I've been taking a lot of crap from the tenants."
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"But, hey, who am I talkin' to, right?"
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"I don't understand. What do you mean?"
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"Well, you know what I mean."
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"I mean, we both kind of get dumped on by the tenants."
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"Me figuratively and you..."
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"Well, the opposite of figuratively."
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"Thurgood, you're not making any sense."
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"Well, I just mean, you know,"
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