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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spring Break (S06E06)

"No, no, I-I-I can handle it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke's pretty busy out there not pointing his toes."
Modern Family (2009)
"So he's all like, "get a life,""
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"And I'm like, "no, thanks. Got nine.""
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ] I mean, 'cause..."
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"Sorry to interrupt, but I just took a break from painting."
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"Wanted to come over, bring you some tea"
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"And tell you to break a paw. [ laughs ]"
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"He almost broke his head."
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"Yes, I know, and I feel horrible about that."
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"I-I hope you know"
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"I would never intentionally do anything to harm --"
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"Oh! My throat! It burns!"
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"He made the tea too hot! Not on purpose!"
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"Oh! Oh! [ screams ]"
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"He tripped on one of coach tucker's paint cans."
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"I don't remember leaving that there!"
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"Oh, look at me. I can't command a stage."
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"You -- you have to take my place."
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"We'll wheel you out onto stage."
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"Oh, come on -- we both know"
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"This song requires catlike movements."
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"Someone get this man into fur and makeup!"
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"[ "dueling banjos" playing ] what are you doing?!"
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"Last item on the list -- move the table. No. You should not be doing that alone."
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"Really? 'cause I got the fridge out to the curb. How?"
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"Drug it. Stand back. I'm turtling her."
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"No, you're gonna get hurt, sweetie."
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"Let me get luke. Luke! No, no, no!"
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"I don't need his help! Let him play his precious banjo!"
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"It was like the banjo was mocking me."
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"[ to tune of "dueling banjos" ] ¶ you are not the man you used to be ¶"
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"¶ you get up four times at night to pee ¶"
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"¶ ba-da-dum ba bat da doot doot doo ¶"
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"¶ you're super-duper old now ¶"
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"Hey! Take five."
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"I don't know that one. Give me a couple minutes. I'll figure it out."
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"It's a little hard to get things done with all the noise."
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"What's that?"
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"Uh...Nothing."
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"Is that..."
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"A bra?"
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"You're not supposed to have girls up here."
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"I can explain. You don't have to!"
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"You think you're an adult, but you're not."
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"You're a kid living under my roof,"
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"And you have to obey my rules!"
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"[ banjo string snaps ]"
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"Ow! The "g" string snapped!"
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"Probably not the first time that's happened in here."
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"No! It hit my eye! Is it bleeding?"
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"First of all, eyes can't bleed, so --"
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"Sammy davis jr., that's bad!"
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"[ rock music playing ] alex!"
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"Oh. Hi."
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"I'm looking for my sister."
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"She has brown hair,"
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"Dressed like a nerd, but not ironically."
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"[ cellphone rings ]"
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"Hang on!"
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"Hello?"
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"Haley, are you with alex? She's not answering her phone."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah."
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"We're just a tiny bit separated right now,"
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"But, uh, she's been acting a little strange."
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"Oh, no. What do you mean?"
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"Um, I -- well, I-I'd say she's been, um..."
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"A bit distant."
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"Oh, no."
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"Mom, don't freak out."
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"No, I was worried about this when you two left this morning."
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"Oh, okay, so she was being a little uptight."
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"Come on! Open up, you stupid thing!"
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"Okay, fine! She was a total buzzkill, okay!"
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"I just wanted to relax her. Damn it."
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"I know, I know -- it was a mistake."
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"But it's not like I poured it down her throat!"
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"She didn't get into harvard."
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"Oh, thank god!"
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"That's why she's been acting so weird."
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"Wait. What do you mean, you didn't pour it down her throat?"
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"Did you get her drunk?"
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"Hey, you hacked her computer!"
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"Is that her?"
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"Uh, I just found her."
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"I'll have her call you."
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"Take me to my sister!"
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"Oh. Oh, hi."
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"Oh. Whoo!"
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"All right, lily's camp is just through those trees."
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"I'll be back soon. Take your time."
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"I got a couple of robustos to keep me company."
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"Um, what's up with the outfit?"
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"It's to keep the smoke off me so gloria won't smell it."
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"That's insane. Yep, I've lost my mind."
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"Have fun breaking your daughter out of sleepaway camp."
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"Oh, of course you wouldn't understand."
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"Why?"
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"Um...You forgot?"
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"I forgot I shouldn't ask "why" to things."
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"[ scoffs ] I was 9 years old, at camp."
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"There were mosquitos, compost toilets, mean kids."
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"It was theater camp, wasn't it?"
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"Naturally, you remember that part."
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"T-the point is, I hated it."
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"I was -- I was cold, and I was scared,"
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"Especially after this kid told this terrifying ghost story,"
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"So I snuck away to a pay phone, I called you, crying,"
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"And [chuckles] in a performance even more predictable"
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"Than todd jansen's artful dodger,"
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"You refused to pick me up."
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"For your own good."
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"Learning to fend for yourself"
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"Is an important part of becoming a man."
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"Before you claim that all my professional success"
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"Stems from your very, very brave decision"
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"To stay at home on the couch watching "the bionic woman,""
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"I am going to go get lily"
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"So that she knows she can always count on me."
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"It's fine."
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