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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spring Break (S06E06)

"If that's your idea of a dramatic exit,"
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"It's no wonder todd jansen got that part."
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"So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes."
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"Nice someone can see."
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"Glad to know your good eye can still roll."
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"[ chuckles ] so, still angry, huh?"
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"Gee, why would I be angry?"
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"Because you insulted me, maimed me, and belittled"
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"My achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?"
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"I'm not proud of my behavior today."
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"[ inhales deeply ]"
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"It probably started with the 5k I ran yesterday."
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"10k."
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"For everyone else."
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"It was the first time in 15 years I couldn't finish."
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"Then, today, it's everything I can do, you can do better."
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"No, I can't. Yes, you can."
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"It's okay. It's not your fault."
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"Every dad goes through it --"
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"The day he starts seeing his son as a man"
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"And not a boy."
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"It's a shock."
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"Like when we first got high-def tv"
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"And I realized ed bradley had an earring."
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"I'm not as much of a man as you think, dad."
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"Oh, really?"
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"How come an hour ago,"
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"I had a 16-year-old girl's bra in my hand?"
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"Can we talk somewhere more private?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"The bra belongs to me."
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"Oh...Kay."
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"That's not the conversation I thought we'd be having,"
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"But...If that's what you need on the outside"
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"To feel like the luke you are on the inside --"
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"No!"
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"It's to practice on."
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"I stink at unhooking them."
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"Last week, I tried to take one off a girl at a party."
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"I fumbled for so long, she started to laugh."
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"It still haunts me."
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"[ giggling ]"
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"That's why I didn't go away this week."
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"My trip wasn't canceled."
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"Everyone found out and --"
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"I get it -- you couldn't face them."
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"Listen, I know this part of your life"
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"May not be moving fast enough for you,"
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"But enjoy it while it lasts."
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"Someday, your life's gonna be moving faster than you want,"
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"And you could wind up doing something dumb,"
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"Like blinding your son."
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"I'm blind?! Probably not."
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"Nurse: Luke dunphy?"
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"[ sighs ]"
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"I know I'm getting a little old for this place, but..."
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"I do like coming here."
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"Oh, lukey!"
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"You hurt your eye."
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"Do you need a hug?"
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"A big one."
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"Come here."
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"Alex! Alex, stop!"
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"I have been chasing you for, like, an hour!"
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"Where are you going?! Uh --"
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"This guy weasel said he knows"
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"Of some hot springs in the hills."
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"We were just gonna go try and find them."
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"Oh, okay. So, we'll see you in, like, what, 10 years,"
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"When you spoon-tunnel your way out of weasel's basement?"
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"[ scoffs ]"
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"I know about harvard."
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"How?"
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"Mom saw on your computer."
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"And of course she told you,"
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"Because privacy doesn't mean anything."
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"Why do things the right way?"
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"Alex, I r-- no! What's the point?"
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"Get straight a's for 10 years,"
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"Spend your summers building houses,"
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"Drag your cello to school every day,"
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"Write the perfect essay, and for what?!"
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""no, thank you, alex!""
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""we don't want you, alex!""
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"Okay, you are drawing more attention to yourself"
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"Than the guy wearing a ferret as a scarf."
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"I don't care anymore!"
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"I've spent my entire life trying to be perfect,"
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"And where did it get me?"
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"I am in a field with 6,000 idiots!"
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"[ crowd cheers ]"
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"Know what? I think that this is a good thing for you."
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"Can you just spare me today? No."
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"You're obviously going to get into"
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"One of those snooty schools,"
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"And sometimes you're gonna come in second..."
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"Or fourth, or maybe even tenth."
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"But you're gonna dust yourself off,"
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"Maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going."
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"I'm allowed to feel bad about this, okay?"
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"Look, you are a superstar!"
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"I've been saying since you were 10"
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"You're gonna be on the supreme court."
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"Thanks."
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"But for the record, I'm gonna be a scientist."
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"Lab coat, robe --"
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"As long as something's covering up your outfit,"
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"You're gonna be just fine."
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"[ piano plays introduction ]"
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"I...Don't want to talk about it."
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"I had killed with that song at three amateur productions,"
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"Two gay weddings, and a two-hour gate hold on a 747,"
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"But I could tell the audience thought"
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"That I had sabotaged kaplan to grab the spotlight,"
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"And my confidence caught in my throat like a three-day furball."
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"[ voice breaking ] I couldn't have stunk up the place worse"
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"If I'd performed in a litter box."
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"[ scattered light applause ]"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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