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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - New Fans (S01E01)

"Is that a woman's blouse?"
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"- No. - Looks like a blouse."
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"No no no. This is what you're looking for, man."
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"That's totally Prince."
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"And if you accessorize with these belts..."
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"I brought two, depending on what shoes you wear."
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"Okay, man, thanks."
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"Yeah, no problem. And maybe hide that"
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"on your way out 'cause..."
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"if my roommate sees... I mean, she is crazy."
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"She thinks she's my mom."
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"That is your mom."
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"Dude, you think I live with my parents?"
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"- Oh, is that your dad, though? - No."
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"That's just some old, crotchety Indian couple"
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"that I sublet to."
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"The weird thing is they look like me."
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"They've got photos of themselves"
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"with you as a kid."
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"I know."
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"It's creepy."
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"I think they make them on the computer."
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"See? Now I just reply as you, Bret."
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""That sounds great.""
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"And she'll just reply in a couple of minutes."
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"And look at this."
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"That's... that's our bedroom."
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"Yep. That's a live webcam from your bedroom."
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"- What? - Fan base loves it."
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"Actually, Jemaine, I've had a really good response"
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"from something that happened with you when you were alone with the webcam."
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"Do you know what that would be?"
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"I didn't know we had a webcam."
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"Okay, well, whatever you're doing, just be careful, all right?"
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"- What are you implying? - Well, if I had a webcam above my bed,"
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"sometimes I might, you know, forget it's turned on."
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"I didn't know we had a webcam."
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"I think I might sleep in the lounge from now on."
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"Oh, okay. Well, here we go. There's the lounge."
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"All right? Now item three..."
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"the new fans. We've tripled the fan base."
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"So we need two new t-shirts made up."
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"Who wants to take care of that?"
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"You?"
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"Okay, good. I was hoping for that."
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"Murray, t-shirts."
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"All right, that's everything."
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"Oh, and you've got dinner with Mel tonight, so don't forget."
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"We can't go tonight."
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"What do you mean you can't go, Jemaine?"
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"We've got a double date with those new fans... Summer and Rain."
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"You can't cancel it. It's the competition."
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"She's cooking your favorites."
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"Scrambled eggs for you, Bret."
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"- And anything for you, Jemaine. - Really?"
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"- Hmm. - Yes!"
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"You can't just neglect your old fans like that."
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"What happens when the new fans fly the coop?"
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"You'll end up like ZZ Top."
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"- What are you talking about? - You know, ZZ Top."
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"- Yeah? - They sang the song about the... the..."
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"the woman with the legs."
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"Anyway, they grew big beards,"
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"their old fans didn't like it."
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"The new fans didn't like them without the beards,"
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"and then they had a do-we-have-a-beard- or-not situation."
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"- Is this relevant? - Yes!"
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"You have to go to the dinner, Jemaine."
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"Mmm."
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"Mel, these scrambled eggs are terrific."
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"Thank you, Bret."
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"Yeah, thanks for the food. It's really nice."
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"Thank you."
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"Um, what was your name again?"
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"- It's Rain. - Oh."
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"That's nice, like... kind of like bad weather."
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"I remember your name from the fan list."
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"I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?"
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"- No. - No."
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"Do you not have a computer, or..."
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"- No, I do have a computer. - Oh, you can't read."
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"Isn't it great having all the fans together?"
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"- Yes. - Isn't this..."
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"isn't this good, and... scrambled eggs."
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"Yeah. Hey, by the way,"
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"it was really great to win the prize"
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"to have dinner with just the two of you tonight."
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"- Mmm. - Con... congratulations."
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"Mmm. Well done."
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"So, who's the old dude in the photo with you?"
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"That's my husband Doug."
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"Oh, I thought he was your dad."
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"He's a little bit older than me."
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"- Yeah. - He was my college professor."
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"I remember seeing him on the first day of college."
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"He was so dapper"
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"and so knowledgeable."
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"And I just had to have him."
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"He resisted for a while and there were some legal..."
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"boundaries, you know,"
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"keeping me from being near him or..."
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"his family, but..."
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"in the end, love overcame."
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"And I got what I wanted."
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"I always get what I want."
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"Hey, Mel, do you have any beer?"
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"- Oh, yeah, I'd like a beer. - Yeah."
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"Mmm, that would be great."
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"- But you don't drink beer, Bret. - I drink it all the time."
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"I could drink a whole glass of beer."
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"I thought it always made you go to the toilet."
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"No. Nope."
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"I'll have a big, delicious beer."
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"Excuse me. I'll get your beers."
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"Have a gallon... have a gallon of it."
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"- Hey, guys, watch this. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Great. - Thanks, Mel."
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"- Thank you, Mel. - Mm-hmm."
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"- There's your beer. - Yum!"
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"Yum! That's good. Wow."
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