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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - New Fans (S01E01)

"Okay, so cool ideas."
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"We've got leather jacket."
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"- That's good for the image. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Where's yours? - It's on my chair."
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"All right, uh..."
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"you could put a cigarette behind your ear, or a pencil."
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"No. What else do you got?"
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"Um... you could have a bit of hay coming out"
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"of your mouth... a little bit of hay."
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"- All the time? - Yeah."
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"To look cool, just sort of..."
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"Hey, how's it going? Hey, man."
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"All right, question mark on that one."
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"So, good news anyway. We've got a winner for the fan competition."
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"- Mel? - Yeah, how'd you know that?"
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"'Cause there was probably only one entry."
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"- No, there was hundreds, actually. - Really?"
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"Yep. They're all from Mel."
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"- And one from Jemaine. - Right."
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"- But he was disqualified. - Disqualified?"
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"- Yep. - Why was I disqualified?"
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"Because you can't be a fan of the band."
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"- Why? - It's not a good look."
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"- But I'm a fan. - Yeah, but people look at the fan list"
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"and they say "Oh, hang on, that guy's in the band, isn't he?"
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"Well, he likes himself.""
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"It's not a good look. You don't see Bret on the fan list."
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"Yeah, well, that's 'cause I'm not a fan of the band."
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"I'm more a fan of popular bands"
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"like the Bee Gees, Pearl Jam."
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"All right. That's what we're trying to do is become popular."
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"That's why I've got this competition, you know?"
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"- All right, what did Mel win? - First prize..."
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"the chance to cook for you two tomorrow night."
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"That's a terrible prize. I'm glad I didn't win that."
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"It's a good prize. And you're excited about it."
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"I've already e-mailed her pretending to be you"
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"saying you're excited."
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"Were you pretending to be me as well?"
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"Yes, that's what I do. It's... it's easier."
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"All right? Actually, next time you see Mel,"
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"you might want to apologize for your last e-mail."
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"Okay. Why?"
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"It's just, I think she was quite insulted."
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"- All right? - What did you say?"
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"We'd better go, okay?"
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"We've got a gig, guys. Come on."
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"Hey, watch your step there."
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"Stick together. It's really busy here tonight."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi, Mel."
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"Oh my God, I'm so excited about dinner."
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"Whoo! Yes! Hey, Bret, that e-mail..."
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"Bonjour, lay ho, salaam, nabadeey,"
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"konnichiwa, and hola."
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"Welcome to Tuesday World Music Jam."
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"My baby, come on, let's hear it!"
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"World Music Jam? We don't play world music. Do we?"
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"Yes. Where's New Zealand from"
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"if it's not from the world?"
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"- Come on. - But before Wu-Ta,"
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"let's bring on Lisa Valenzuela from Mexico."
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"Let's hear it for Lisa."
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"There's a lot of hot women here."
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"Yeah."
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"Look at those two."
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"Whoa. Whew."
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"I just want to... I just want to..."
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"# Just want to do something special #"
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"# For all the ladies #"
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"# In the world #"
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"# Oh, yes #"
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"- # Just want to do something special # - # Ah! #"
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"# For all the ladies in the world #"
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"# Is that possible? #"
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"# And the girl #"
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"- # Don't forget that girl # - # Caribbean #"
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"- # Lady # - # Parisian #"
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"- # Lady # - # Bolivian #"
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"- # Lady # - # Nubian #"
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"- # Lady # - # East Indochinian #"
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"- # Lady # - # Republic of Dominican #"
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"- # Lady # - # Amphibian #"
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"- # Lady # - # Presbyterian #"
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"- # Lady # - # Out of sight #"
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"- # Amazing lady # - # Late night #"
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"- # Hard workin' lady # - # Erudite #"
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"- # Brainy lady # - # Hermaphrodite #"
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"# Lady-man lady #"
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"# All you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man ladies #"
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"# Your sexy lady bits #"
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"♫ And your sexy man bits too ♫"
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"# Even you must be into you-ooh-ooh #"
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"# All the ladies in the world #"
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"# I want to get next to you #"
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"# Show you some gratitude #"
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"- # By making love to you # - # It's the least we can do #"
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"# If every soldier in the world #"
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"# Put down his weapon and picked up a woman #"
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"# What a peaceful world this world would be #"
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"# Redheads not warheads #"
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"# Blondes not bombs #"
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"# We're talking about brunettes not fighter jets #"
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"# Oh-ho-ho, it's got to be #"
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"# Sweet 16s not M-16s #"
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"# When will the governments realize #"
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"# It's got to be funky sexy ladies? #"
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"# I have a vision and all I can see #"
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"# Is all of you with all of me #"
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"# In a world of peace and harmony #"
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"# Where every lady gets a little piece of Bretty #"
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"# I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam #"
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"# And a wham-bam, merci, danke, thank you, ma'am #"
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"# I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small #"
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"# Just want to do a little something special for you all #"
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"# All the ladies #"
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"# In the world #"
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"# You deserve it #"
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"# Girls. #"
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"That's Inca Son. Inca Son!"
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"All right, there they are."
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