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Clips from Upload - Update Eve (S01E01)

"No, I think it's shaping up beautifully."
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"No, no. I think we can relax."
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"Uh, excuse me. What the hell's going on back there?"
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"Oh, nothing, Dad!"
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"I'm sorry to bother you while you're doing"
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"your important, precious work."
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"-You know what? I'm gonna have to call you back. -Only, I've just"
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"been dumped."
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"Well, can't say I didn't predict that."
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"Your maid is cleaning that up."
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"Make her."
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"Oh, you are such a baby!"
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"- Yes, a baby. - Yeah."
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"Who heard what you two were planning and snuck back"
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"into the car and changed it to "protect occupant.""
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"This baby did that."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"You."
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"Yeah, I'm really sorry, Daddy."
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"I love him so much and he broke my heart."
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"The gloves are off now."
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"Daddy..."
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"I think this is gonna be really great for you."
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"I never said anything, because I didn't want to influence you,"
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"but I never liked Ingrid."
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"Really? God, you hid it so well."
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"And it looks like we have an egg hunt winner."
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"David Choak."
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"That's good. He needs it."
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"Oh, for fuck's sake."
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"Thank you, Lucy."
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"This is truly a Winter's Day miracle."
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"My father always said, "Heaven showers its bounty"
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""on the prosperous,"
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"and the wealthy are the most worthy of His grace.""
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"This is for you, Father."
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"And a thousand bucks to my angel."
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"Not bad."
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"I better get bigger in this update"
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"or I'm gonna kill my mom."
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"Hey, maybe someone needs to get a little bigger emotionally."
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"I'm not paying extra for that."
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"Wait, there's more."
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"I hope there's apple Brown Betty after the update."
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"That would be dope."
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"Cool."
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"Lights out."
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"Good night, Mr. Greenstein."
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"Uh, sweet dreams, Ms. Kannerman."
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"You have something you want to say?"
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"How could you let Choak find it?"
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"Why didn't you help me?"
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"Sorry, what was that now?"
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"You get your cash either way but I'm the one..."
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"Stop it! Whose side are you..."
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"Sorry. Nighty-night."
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"Bedtime"
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"for bit-boys."
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"Shut down those artificial brains."
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"Shut them down."
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"See you."
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"Oh, God!"
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"You're still here?"
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"Yeah. So, where to now?"
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"My place?"
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"Uh, I don't think so."
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"I don't get you."
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"You've been blowing hot and cold all night."
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"I know. Please, don't be angry."
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"Oh, I'm not angry. Just confused and a little hurt."
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"I care about you."
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"About us."
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"Well, there really isn't an us."
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"'Cause we just hooked up a few times."
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"But there's a reason the Nitely app kept matching us."
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"And I gave you your first orgasm."
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"Oh, you gave me your first female orgasm."
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"They're not the same."
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"I think we're meant for each other."
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"Wow."
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"I don't agree."
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"Oh."
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"That's, um..."
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"Ouch."
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"You know, for some reason,"
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"that's not making me want to walk away from this."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, I'm not gonna stalk you."
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"Don't worry."
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"But I'm not gonna give up hope, either."
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"Look, I know how I feel,"
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"and I-I've never felt this way before."
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"- Mm-hmm. Got it. I got it. - And that means something."
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"So good night, and goodbye."
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"For now."
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"Okay, bye."
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"- Oh. Yeah. - You... Okay."
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"Bye."
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"All right, is that everyone? You're all in here?"
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"Okay."
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"Bye, Lucy."
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"Great party. Don't want these to go to waste."
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"So yummy. Wow, it is packed in there."
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"I am gonna take the stairs."
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"Oh, okay. Just make sure you're downstairs for the head count."
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"Okay."
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"Bye."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Happy Winter's Eve!"
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"You're all getting bonuses."
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"Aw,"
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"wouldn't that be something?"
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"Okay, so seriously, though,"
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"I will see you tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. sharp."
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"And just to be clear, you're not really getting bonuses."
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"It was just... I was being cute."
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"That's so cute, right?"
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"Hey."
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"Wake up."
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"Wake up. Wake up."
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