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Clips from Disenchantment - Bean Falls Apart (S04E04)

"[opening theme music playing]"
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"Wait, who the hell are you?"
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"-I'm Bean. -Okay, highly unlikely, smartass."
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"Well, I mean to say that I'm Bean, as well."
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"-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean."
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"-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean."
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"Look, I'm the one and only Bean."
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"[gasps] So self-centered."
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"Okay, screw you, uh, and your tacky red room."
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"Angry, too, I like it."
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"[blows] Is that better?"
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"All right, tell me who you really are before I slam your nose off."
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"Well, I'm Queen Tiabeanie Mariabeanie De La Rochambeaux Drunkowitz."
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"[Bean 1] Well, then why are you dressed up like Dagmar?"
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"I'm not. I'm you."
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"Well, the dream-time you."
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"I hide inside your head and come out when you fall asleep"
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"or pass out drunk or snooze till noon."
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"I'm that little voice whispering,"
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""Have a fifth beer, Bean." And, "Have a sixth beer, Bean.""
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"And, "Steal Grandma's gold tooth and drive Dad crazy!""
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"All right. I already have a demon that does all of that."
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"Well, lucky you."
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"I mean, who else has two bad influences?"
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"Okay, you're Bad Bean."
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"I'm going to call you Bad Bean."
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"We're both "Bad Bean," babe, but I'm way more than that."
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"I know all your dirty, dark secrets and your stupid, neurotic ones"
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"that you just go on and on about."
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"I know what turns you on, Bean."
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"I happen to know that little miss Bean likes her neck nuzzled… a lot."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure everybody likes their neck nuzzled."
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"[scoffs] If I were to show you the analytics"
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"of how much you fantasize about it…"
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"All right, what are analytics?"
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"If you didn't think about neck nuzzling so much,"
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"you'd know what analytics were, Bean!"
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"[scoffs] And I also know where you hide the muffins."
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"You know what--"
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"Also, I'm just going to say that"
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"the muffins, they're not hidden, all right?"
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"Like, I happen to have guests over sometimes."
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"And so I have muffins around and available like a good host."
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"Yeah, sometimes I eat them all. But don't shame me."
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"Enough with your spinning."
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"You need to get a hold of yourself."
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"-Listen, there's something I want, too. -[groans]"
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"I'm not just here for fun, okay?"
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"We've got a curse to get rid of."
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"Oh, "a curse." [laughs] Is there, like, a bunch of people coming in,"
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"'cause it seems like there's just a curse a day."
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"Which one we talking about today?"
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"We'll figure this out together."
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"Just know, the whole time, I'm going to be watching you."
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"I'm gonna be guiding you, and I'm gonna be pushing you."
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"[screaming]"
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"[all gasping]"
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"I can't believe I got murdered in my own dream."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"-Pump the brakes. Who killed you? -Me."
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"I mean, at least she looked like me, and talked like me, and had my moves down."
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"-Sounds like you. -Her name is Bad Bean."
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"Sounds like you."
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"According to this, you don't wanna mess with murdering yourself in dreams."
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"Why not?"
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"You might get stuck in the dream world forever."
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"Happened of my evil twin, Guci."
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"Guci? Well, you're the evil twin if you ask me."
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"[laughs]"
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"-Oh, burn. -Such impertinence."
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"I ought to slap you with my gentleman's glove. [exclaims]"
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"Ow! What the hell kind of gentlemen's glove is that?"
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"The kind filled with gravel."
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"Now, as I was saying, Guci is the evil twin,"
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"while I, Luci, am the eviler twin, capisce?"
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"And…"
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"[scatting]"
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"-Quit clowning around, boys. -[laughs]"
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"Give me that tea."
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"Nobody murders me and gets away with it."
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"Okay, take it easy."
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"-This is strong stuff. -[sniffs]"
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"You gotta sip slowly, daintily."
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"[Bean glugging]"
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"-[sighs] -Or glugging is good."
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"-Mmm… -Aw!"
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"How come everybody else gets to solve their murders but me?"
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"Yeah, but you're just so killable."
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"[ominous music playing]"
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"Bad Bean…"
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"Where are you?"
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"I just… I wanted to show you something."
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"I made you something."
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"Bad Bean."
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"Oh, there you are. Hi."
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"You're looking good tonight."
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"Well, you're saying that 'cause you look exactly like me."
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"If I were you, I'd take a compliment where I could get one."
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"If you're really me, tell me something only I would know."
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"A mermaid's kiss tastes like mango and tide pool."
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"Huh. Okay."
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"My, what a big sword you have!"
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"I love it when you're mad."
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"Now, before you rush at me, I just want to remind you"
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"that I'm as fast as you are."
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"[grunting]"
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"Oh, no."
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"-[gasps] -Whoa, that was fast."
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"Did you die again like a chump?"
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"Right through the trapdoor. Damn it."
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"Mmm, how humiliating."
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"And I went over the waterfall in a globe."
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"I'm going back. More tea, Mop Girl. Come on."
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"-Don't do it, Bean. Dreams are tricky. -Shut up, Luci."
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"I'm Guci… or am I?"
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"Sometimes I don't even know anymore."
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"Or do I?"
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"Or don't I?"
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"Or do I?"
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