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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Eric's Burger Job (S01E01)

"I just want to hear the guitar solo one more time."
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"Not again. Use the headphones."
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"Good. Now, wrap the cord around your neck."
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"Would you guys respect me if I worked in the town dump?"
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"The town dump? No."
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"Now, the state dump..."
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"Why are you looking for a job?"
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"Everything costs money. Gas, clothes..."
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"fun."
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"- Dates. Dates cost money. - No, Kelso, that is prostitution."
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"Dating is prostitution, man."
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"Only you don't always get what you pay for."
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"What, you guys don't remember Esther, the biker chick?"
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"- Whatever happened to her? - She's dating my uncle."
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"I'm going home for dinner."
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"By the way, Mom and Dad are going to the Playboy Club..."
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"at Lake Geneva this weekend."
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"Do you guys want souvenirs?"
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"- Ash trays. - A woman."
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"Your parents are going to be out of town?"
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I mean, I'll be babysitting my sister Tina all weekend."
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"Just me. Alone."
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"Watching TV."
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"I might order a pizza."
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"I got an idea!"
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"We'll have a party at Donna's. A toga party!"
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"Michael!"
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"Maybe Donna doesn't want to throw a party."
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"- Maybe she wants to be alone. - Yeah, just me, alone."
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"If someone happens to stop by, that'd be pretty cool."
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"So we're on. I'll bring the beer!"
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"Donna, I have never been to an American party. May I come?"
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"Yeah, I don't care. So, Eric, are you gonna be there?"
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"- What? Yeah. Sounds fun. - Cool. Catch you guys later."
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"Party at Donna's."
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"You are both so stupid."
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"Why?"
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"This is a first. I actually agree with Jackie."
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"What? You're saying that I'm stupid?"
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"Donna just put on the full court press, man, and you dropped the ball."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"All she said was that she'd be alone Saturday night with a pizza."
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"God, I'm so stupid."
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"Hanging out"
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"Down the street"
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"The same old thing"
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"We did last week"
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"Not a thing to do"
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"But talk to you"
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"Whoa, yeah"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs."
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"No. You have a job."
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"It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and leave me."
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"Kitty, when I was his age, I worked in a slaughterhouse."
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"It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer."
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"The new Fatso Burger's hiring people."
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"Jackie's dad owns it. I guess I could get a job there."
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"There is plenty of time later to get a job to grind the joy out of your life."
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"It's never too early. But let me tell you something."
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"Work is not about fun. It's about work."
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"It's about seeing how much crap you can take from the boss-man."
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"And then taking some more."
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"And remember... Hey, look at me."
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"Only quitters quit."
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"So, can I work?"
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"We're sure as hell gonna find out now, aren't we?"
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"So, big party Saturday night."
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"Whoopee."
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"I can't believe Forman missed all of those signals."
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"What signals?"
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"Oh, no. Poor me..."
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"all alone in my big house."
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"Just me and my nightie."
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"If only there was some scrawny little neighbor boy here."
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"He's not scrawny."
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"- You know, why am I even talking to you? - I'm all you got."
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"Oh, my God. So everybody knows?"
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"I'm afraid so."
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"I just wanted to spend some time with him alone..."
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"and now I can't."
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"How does that make you feel?"
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"Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell. I mean, I really put myself out there."
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"I see. And do you have trouble sleeping at night?"
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"Sometimes, yeah, I do."
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"Do you think you'd sleep better..."
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"if you had a scrawny little neighbor boy up next to you?"
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"Okay, let's hear it."
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"- Hello, my name is Eric Forman. - No."
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"Not with a loose hand. Firm."
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"Not like a fish. Again."
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"- Hello, my name... - No. Step into it."
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"- Stand up straight. - Straight-up and hold the fish."
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"- Don't be a smartmouth. - Right. No smartmouth."
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"Hello, my name is Eric Forman."
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"And?"
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"And..."
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"Tell them about your junior achievement experience."
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"They could give a rat's ass about that."
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"Okay, show them your honorable mention from the science fair."
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"- Again. - Right, rat's ass."
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"Don't slouch."
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"Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?"
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"See? That's a smartmouth."
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"You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth."
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"See? That's how that works."
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"First of all, people who work at Fatso Burger are special."
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"Now, I know you're looking at me and wondering..."
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"how do I get where Ricky is?"
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"If you work hard, pay attention..."
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"and use the proper finger-release technique..."
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"on the slant cup dispenser, you could be me."
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"Now, let's get started."
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"Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?"
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"I just think it will be a wonderful experience."
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"My girlfriend's dad owns it."
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"I love the uniforms."
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"To unionize the workers, man."
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"Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?"
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