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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Kara-te Kid (S04E04)

"the tale of a misfit teenager who teams up with Mr. Miyagi"
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"to crane-kick his way to victory."
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"Wax on. Right."
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"Wax off. Left."
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"BOTH: Wax on. Right hand."
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"Wax off. Left hand."
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"Wax on. Wax off."
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"Shh. It's hard enough to hear the old karate gardener"
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"without you two morons talking over him."
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"ADULT ADAM: Yep, Karate Kid had something for everyone."
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"Oh, man, I loved how Daniel-san beat up all those bullies."
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"I mean, how many weeks did he train? Three? So cool."
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"I loved the leg sweeping and face punches."
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"I loved the wise old man kicking all those kids' butts."
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"He should be arrested, but he's not."
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"ADULT ADAM: It even inspired me"
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"to write my very own movie-review column in the school newspaper."
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"Reading anything good there, Taz?"
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"Yeah, man, this review of Karate Kid is fresh."
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"That other Adam Goldberg in 11th grade knows his movies."
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"What? No. I wrote that."
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"It says here it's by Adam Goldberg."
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"You're Adam F. Goldberg."
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"With one missing letter "F," my Karate Kid journey began."
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"Oh, balls!"
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"- You! - Oh, balls!"
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"Balls, indeed. There he was, the other Adam Goldberg."
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"Indie, artsy and my nemesis"
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"who had been on my mind a bit lately."
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"There's another Adam Goldberg."
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"There's another Adam Goldberg in school."
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"- He's in 11th grade. - He's an actor, too."
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"He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe."
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"He's more of a multi-hyphenate."
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"He's a loose cannon."
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"He's way more likely to win an award than me."
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"And he's very mad about the whole same-name situation."
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"He looks madder than usual."
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"He really does. Thanks for having my back, Taz."
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"We need to talk, Adam Goldberg."
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"Oh, yeah, sure. What's on your mind, other Adam Goldberg?"
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"For the record, you're the other Adam Goldberg,"
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"and you're ruining my rep."
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"Everyone thinks I wrote this hacky tripe."
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"It's supposed to say "Adam F.""
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"It's a simple mistake, really."
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"It's like that time the nurse gave you my inhaler,"
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"even though you don't have a problem with ragweed."
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"Don't minimize this, bro. Do you have any idea how many people"
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"have congratulated me on this article?"
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"- Two? - Wow, that's a good guess."
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"Point is, I'm tired of the marketplace confusion!"
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"You got to change your name now."
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"I really don't think people are gonna be confused by our names, dude."
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"Hey, Goldberg, we're playing basketball in the gym,"
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"and your mother is insisting you wear a jockstrap"
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"so you don't hurt your yam bag."
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"Ha! He's worried about his reproductive health."
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"His mom cares about him! That's a weakness!"
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"You're changing your name."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(SINGING) You're the best around"
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"Nothin's gonna ever keep you down"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was March 1, 1980-something,"
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"and Erica was still obsessing"
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"over her first kiss with Geoff Schwartz."
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"Hey. Can we talk, you know,"
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"about that thing that happened between us"
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"with our lips and stuff?"
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"I know the thing, Geoff."
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"Well, even though that thing was super awesome,"
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"it can't happen again 'cause, like,"
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"me and Evy are together. You get it."
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"Totally."
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"It was a stupid one-time mistake."
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"A one-time mistake that..."
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"We've made every day..."
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"For the last three weeks."
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"Right, but this is the last time. Starting now."
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"God! What is wrong with us?"
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"This has to stop!"
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"- Does it? It does. - I don't know!"
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"- Does it, though? - It doesn't! And you know why?"
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"I'm gonna break up with Evy today."
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"Dude, you say that exact same thing every day,"
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"and we always end up hiding in here while Evy has volleyball practice."
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"You'll see. This time, I won't get scared of her and wimp out."
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"Well, my lips aren't touching yours until it's official. Understood?"
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"ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Geoff were living in denial,"
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"I was living in fear about my own name."
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"And so it's with a heavy heart, I must legally change my name."
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"Let's take a look at option one."
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"Examples of this might be Snake, Blade or Axel."
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"- Axel Goldberg? - Moving on."
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"We have the second option."
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"I can be Adam Kenobi,"
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"Adam Balboa, or Adam Cobra Commander."
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"Or there's option three..."
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"Pick one of the names I've carefully crafted for you."
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"Spazitron Spazzowitz."
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"Nads Asshattington."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - Turd Smugglins."
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"No! Who would name their child Turd"
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"if their last name was Smugglins? Who?"
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"Damn it, you're still going on about this stupid name thing?"
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"Dad's right."
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"Stop running, and fight for your name and honor."
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"Fight? What fight? There will be no fight."
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"Stay out of this, Bevy. I'm gonna deal with it."
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"First, you bop that kid in the nose."
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"Then you hit him with a chair."
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"Why aren't you writing this down?"
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"I think it's easier if I just peacefully change my name"
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"'cause the other Adam Goldberg"
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"is slightly inconvenienced every so often."
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"No way. Your name is perfect, just like you."
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"Mama will take care of this."
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"Absolutely not."
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"You go tattle-taling to your mama,"
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"it's only gonna make things worse."
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