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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Take It or Leave It (S07E07)

"that's funny, eric."
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"I thought I told you to clean out the vista cruiser."
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"But what I must've said was, "go sit on your ass.""
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"No, I was there, red. You definitely said, "go clean out the cruiser.""
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"But he just insists on being defiant."
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"Look, I'm sorry, dad, but something really important came up."
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""I dream of jeannie" did her blinking thing, and now dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so..."
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"no. Dr. Bellows is a monkey that thinks he's a doctor. That's what's funny."
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"He's sittin' at the desk and stuff. But he's a monkey."
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"You're a monkey."
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"You're a monkey."
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"Eric, I need that car to go pick up charlie at the airport."
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"You're bringing another guy here ?"
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"We need another guy here like I need another firecracker in my bathing suit."
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"Well, until you learn to stop wearin' speedos, you're gonna keep gettin' firecrackers."
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"Charlie's this annoyingly nice kid."
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"His dad and my dad were drinking buddies in the navy."
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"We weren't drinking buddies."
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"We were finely honed killing buddies."
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"Yeah, well, I never liked him."
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"At the last navy picnic, we got teamed up for the egg toss."
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"And he dropped our egg on purpose just so these little sick kids could win."
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"Those little twerps went home with my goldfish-in-a-bag. My goldfish-in-a-bag."
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"Yeah, well, charlie's only gonna be here a few days on business for his dad,"
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"and the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants."
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"Whoa, dad, we are not deviants."
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"Jeannie's bending over !"
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"Let's go."
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"Um,"
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"you guys, I gotta talk to steven about something really serious."
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"maybe she's pregnant !"
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"Maybe she cheated on him."
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"Maybe she cheated on him and she's pregnant."
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"Oh."
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"Steven,"
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"this tv producer called to tell me he loved my public access show."
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"And then he offered me a job at his station in chicago starting next week."
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"Whoa. Um,"
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"you're gonna take a job and move to chicago ?"
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"No, no, not yet. No, I wanted to talk to you about it first."
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"Uh-oh."
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"This is "serious" serious, not funny serious."
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"We should probably leave."
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"But we won'T."
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"Steven, this is my dream come true."
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"But you are the most important thing in the world to me."
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"So I'm willing to give it all up and stay here with you."
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"But if I do that,"
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"I need to know we're gonna get married."
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"Jackie, we just agreed not to talk about our future."
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"But our future is happening right now."
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"Look, the station needs an answer by noon on sunday, and I do, too."
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"Well, I don't know what to say right now."
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"I know this is a sensitive moment,"
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"but may I offer a word of advice ?"
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"Run !"
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"Eric, you remember Charlie."
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"Well, I remember a perfectly tossed egg from me,"
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"an unconvincing "whoops" from him,"
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"and the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish-in-a-bag."
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"Eric, you put some kind of spin on that egg. It was uncatchable, like a curveball."
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"Ha !"
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"Your whole story's unraveling, man."
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"I can't throw a curveball."
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"Dad... tell him."
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"I'm gonna have to side with my son on this one."
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"He can't even throw a straight ball."
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"Charlie,"
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"I made you a pancake smiley face with sausage arms and a little scrambled egg cardigan."
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"where's my whimsical breakfast ?"
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"Oh, well, since you decided to go teach in africa without consulting me,"
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"all you get is a plain pancake breakfast"
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"with nothing smiling at you. Nothing."
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"- Morning. - Hey, I smell bacon."
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"Hey, boys. Have you met charlie ?"
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"Oh, hey, I'm kelso. I'm gonna eat your breakfast."
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"And I'm fez, and just so you know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang."
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"All right, I gotta go to work."
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"Charlie, if eric and his friends start to bother you,"
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"just hold up a book. It's like kryptonite to them."
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"Oh,"
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"hey, donna."
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"Are you still mad about this whole africa thing ?"
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"Yep,"
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"but instead of pouting at my house and being miserable, I decided to come here and make you miserable."
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"That's the spirit, donna."
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"Here. Eat his bacon."
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"- Mmm. - You made me bacon ?"
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"Yep. I just kept it over here in america."
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"Mmm. Bacon."
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"Wow. Who is she ?"
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"Don't even think about it."
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"Donna is with eric, and then she's mine."
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"And then she is mine."
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"And then, right back to me for another go-around."
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"Hey, hyde, I heard about jackie."
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"What are you gonna do ?"
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"W ell,"
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"I spent all morning kickin' back with my stash to see what came to me."
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"But all that came to me was a great idea for a movie"
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"that now I just can't remember."
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"Is that what that smell was ?"
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"Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested ?"
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"I'm a cop."
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"You guys are crazy."
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"The closest I ever came to breaking the law"
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"was when me and my friend toby cut out of school five minutes before the last bell."
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"Whoo ! My heart was beating so fast."
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"'Cause you were naked ?"
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"No."
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"I don't get it."
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"You know what, hyde? Your problem is"
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"you didn't handle jackie's ultimatum like a man."
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"Like, if donna tries that with me, I'm just gonna say, "hey, guess what."
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""You don't get to tell me what to do with my life.""
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"And then, depending on how much steam I have left,"
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"I may even call her "toots.""
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"Hey, eric."
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"You know how, um, guys always ask me out, but I say no because I have a boyfriend ?"
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"It's true. She won't budge."
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