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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Girlfriends (S01E01)

"You know, I manage a rock band."
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"What... what are the chances of me playing"
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"a demo of theirs to your brother?"
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"- My brother? - Yeah."
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"Quincy, you know."
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"Oh, my older brother."
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"Yeah yeah, Quincy. Uh, let me hear the track."
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"Just um..."
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"- Listen to that. - # Who likes to rock the party? #"
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"# He likes to rock the party. #"
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"Can I tell you my honest opinion?"
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"- Yep. - I love it."
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"- You do? - I'll tell you what:"
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"I can help you with a single,"
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"because I'm also in the CD-single- manufacturing business."
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"If you're interested, I could talk to my people... Quincy..."
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"- Oh. ...and the gang,"
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"and we could put something together."
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"Very interested. We'd definitely go for that."
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"- All right. Good good. - All right! Thanks a lot."
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"You're still getting that sound system, right?"
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"Oh yeah, of course."
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"I don't want you to think we're pulling one over on you."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"- You warm? - Mmm."
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"Hey, I think I might head off now."
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"Oh yeah yeah, that's a great idea."
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"Let's leave the two lovebirds. Come on."
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"Oh."
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"- Bye. - See you guys."
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"Felicia, you'll get a cab, right?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"A little muscley."
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"Well, this is my place, so..."
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"- Oh, okay. - Thank you for walking me home,"
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"and... it was a lovely evening."
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"It was a great evening. I had a really good time."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Can... can I come up for some tea?"
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"Oh, you don't want to come up, it's a really small flat."
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"Bret, how long do you wait until you let a girl come upstairs?"
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"Three years."
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"Oh, you're serious."
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"What... what do you think I am, dangerous?"
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"Well, you can... you can have a cup of tea"
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"but then you've got to go home."
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"It's getting kind of late."
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"L... um, I've got to go jogging in the morning."
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"- Oh yeah. - So..."
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"It is late, isn't it?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Um..."
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"Oh well, I mean I'm..."
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"I'm not gonna be able to get a cab back to Brooklyn this time of night, so..."
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"Uh, I could give you directions to the F train."
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"Oh the... that... that's a really dangerous stop."
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"I mean, I... I've heard there's maniacs down there."
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"- Maniacs? - Yeah."
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"Mmm. Well, maybe you should stay."
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"Yeah no, I think I should. And I... I mean, I'll be fine on the couch"
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"or I could stay in your bed..."
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"- with you. - Yeah."
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"Probably best just the couch."
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"Well, I'll sleep on the couch, and you can sleep on my bed."
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"- How's that? - You'll be comfortable out here?"
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"Yeah yeah, that's... that's good."
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"Okay, great."
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"I'll be in your bed."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Bret? Bretty?"
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"- What are you doing? - I couldn't sleep."
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"Well, you're not gonna sleep any better up there."
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"Could I just... could I just sleep next to you?"
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"I promise I won't do anything."
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"- No. - Come on, just give me a little sugar."
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"Definitely no sugar."
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"You've been kissing me all night, Bret."
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"It's been driving me crazy."
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"You have to give me just a little somethin' somethin'."
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"It's... it's kind of an unspoken rule."
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"# A kiss is not a contract #"
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"# But it's very nice #"
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"# Mmm, very nice #"
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"# Just because you've been exploring my mouth #"
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"# Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south #"
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"# No #"
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"# A kiss is not a contract #"
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"# But it's very nice #"
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"# It's very very nice #"
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"# Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey #"
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"# Doesn't mean you get to score the goal #"
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"# That's in my jockey #"
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"# Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band #"
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"# Doesn't mean it's all about poontang #"
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"# I can't go round loving everyone #"
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"# I just wouldn't get anything done #"
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"# You can take me out to dinner #"
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"# That might be quite nice #"
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"# You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice #"
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"# But that won't get you into pants paradise #"
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"# They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven #"
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"# Oh whoa #"
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"# A kiss is not a contract #"
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"# But it's very nice #"
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"# It's very very nice #"
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"# I'm only one man #"
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"# Baby #"
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"# Pretty baby #"
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"# We're only two men, ladies #"
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"# Babies, pretty babies. #"
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"Something very disturbing happened to me last night, Jemaine."
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"- What? - Well, you know Lisa."
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"Well, it turns out she's very aggressive."
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"Did she hit you?"
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"- No, she wanted to go all the way. - Mmm."
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"I thought you already did go all the way."
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"No, now she wants to have sex."
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"What gave you that impression?"
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