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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Girlfriends (S01E01)

"- so I'm gonna... - Oh no, we're staying out."
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"- Yeah, but I have that thing... - Yeah, we're staying out."
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"- Good idea, good idea, Felicia. - We're staying out."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That's Lisa, I'm Felicia."
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"All right, finally, item two."
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"Any new business from any of us?"
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"Any... any news? Jemaine, have you got any?"
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"Well, we've got girlfriends now."
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"Really? Even both of you?"
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"Yeah, we've met them and everything."
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"I've told you this before, guys."
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"Okay, I don't want to have to, you know, backpedal"
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"and repeat myself, but..."
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"It's like I said when you were with Coco:"
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""Bands shouldn't have girlfriends.""
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"Okay?"
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"You'll lose your female fan base."
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"What about Wham? You never saw Wham with girlfriends."
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"That's how they kept the women wanting them."
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"No girlfriends."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"So how far did you get with your girlfriend?"
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"Well, I don't want to talk about that."
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"I've told you about how far I've been with..."
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"you know, Shelly, last Christmas Eve."
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"Yeah, I don't want to hear that again."
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"Yeah? Didn't you like that story?"
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"- So what'd you do? - Well, I kissed her."
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"- Did you? - And you felt her breast."
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"- Yeah. - Hand on her breast."
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"Oh whoa, Bret, be careful."
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"- What about you, Jemaine? - Hmm?"
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"Come on, you tell me what you got up to."
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"Um, I saw Bret feeling that lady's breast."
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"No, I mean with your girlfriend."
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"Yeah, uh... good."
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"Yeah, good, was it?"
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"It... pretty good. It was..."
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"Hmm, good."
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"You're not the only ones with good news, actually."
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"My car broke down in the ghetto."
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"That's not the good news,"
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"but do you know about the ghetto?"
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"- Yes. - No."
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"Yeah, well you know the Elvis song, "In the Ghetto"?"
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"- Oh yeah. - Yeah."
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"Well, it's exactly like he describes it."
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"It's... whoa."
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"Anyway, I met A.J. Jones."
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"- Who's that? - He's the brother of Quincy Jones."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- You know, the music producer. - Yeah yeah yeah, wow."
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"And so now we... we've done some business already."
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"Are you serious?"
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"He said he could sell me a high-end stereo system for $50."
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"- That's not band-related. - You're in a band, you play music,"
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"so does the stereo. There's your relation,"
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"all right? And Quincy Jones,"
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"he's the music producer, isn't he?"
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"What's some of the albums that he's produced, Bret?"
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"- Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall." - Yeah, whoa."
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"I'll say he is. He's crazy."
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"Off the planet. Isn't he going to freeze himself?"
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"Hey, Bret, Lisa here."
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"Listen, Felicia and I had a really good time last night."
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"- Shut up, would you? - Anyway,"
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"we were wondering if you'd like to come out tonight."
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"- Did you hear that, Bret? - Yeah."
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"- Did you hear the message? - I'm not going out tonight."
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"What?"
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"What are you talking about? It's girls and spaghetti."
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"We love girls and spaghetti."
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"Yeah, I think I'm gonna say we're busy."
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"No way, man. You're my wingman, I need you."
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"We've got it all, the girls love us."
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"We're like Wham."
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"I don't want to go too fast, you know."
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"I don't want her to think that I'm easy."
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"You want her to think you're more difficult?"
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"Do you think I dress too provocatively?"
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"No."
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"If I may be so bold,"
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"I think you're showing a little too much arm."
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"- Am I? - Mmm."
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"Yeah, you look a little cheap."
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"No, you don't look cheap, Bret. You look fine."
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"- May I make a suggestion? - No. Fix the sink."
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"Women don't objectify men in that way, Bret."
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"Yeah, okay, maybe I'll come tonight."
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"Yeah, and wear something a little sluttier."
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"Give her something to look at."
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"I guess I want to show her a little bit of arm,"
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"'cause I don't want her to lose interest entirely."
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"Yeah, you don't want the bear to go completely hungry,"
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"you don't want it to attack,"
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"so give it a little bait,"
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"keep it interested."
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"Fix the sink, please."
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"The sink works. It just comes out of a different place."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How's it going? - What's up?"
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"- Bit rough, isn't it? - Eh."
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"So, well thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule,"
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"you know, to meet with me, Mr. Jones."
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"Eh, call me A.J., man."
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"Right. Oh, with regards to your proposal,"
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"I've spoken to the guys, A.J.,"
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"and they said they're keen. We want the stereo, so..."
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"Good, 80 bucks."
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"Okay."
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"I haven't got any with me now... some shit went down."
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"Oh really? Okay, sorry to hear about shit going down."
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"You need any hot pants?"
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"- Pardon? - I got a shitload of hot pants."
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"You talk to anyone who's looking for hot pants, send them my way."
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"All right, I will. Okay."
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"Good. I've got to go, I've got a meeting."
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"Oh, A. J? Um..."
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"I was just wondering if you'd do us a favor."
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