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Clips from The Great North - As Goldie as It Gets Adventure (S02E02)

"Oh, yeah, the pond is only unfrozen a few days a year."
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"I used to drag Paul away from his desk"
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"so we wouldn't miss it."
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"Too bad your boyfriend's missing it."
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"Well, he said he's coming to the party this weekend."
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"But what if you got murdered before then, Ham?"
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"Have you thought about that?"
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"Are you gonna murder me, Goldie?"
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"Nah, I don't have the upper body strength."
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"- Ah, I love it here. - I can see why."
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"I'm glad we stopped."
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"What are you doing, Ham? Don't sit down."
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"We got to go shopping for the party. Come on!"
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"Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Keep up!"
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"So, what does everyone think?"
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"Oh, I love my fork!"
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"- It's a candle holder. - Sure is!"
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"I was just gonna make one thing last night,"
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"but the studio really inspires me."
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"That wheel was a-spinning,"
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"and Kurt was doing his Norwegian yoik singing."
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"And the next thing you knew,"
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"I'd made enough pottery to fill a barn."
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"And I love my pink... thing."
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"- Picture frame! - Oh!"
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"Okay. Mm-hmm."
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"Moon? Any thoughts?"
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"This was given to me by my sister."
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"And Dad, do you like yours?"
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"Uh, well, it will be very fun"
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"to eat food off this plate, Judy."
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"Look how tiny my hamburger looks in this landscape."
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"I'm glad you guys love your gifts, cause there's gonna be"
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"more, more, more where that came from!"
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"Terrific. Now where did my tater tots go?"
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"Oh, they've fallen into the hole in the middle of my plate. Neat."
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"- Okay, where to now? - Ooh, turn off here, Ham!"
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"- What's this? - That party venue I told you about."
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"This is my house. My actual house, that I own."
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"I just have to sleep at that old people's storage facility."
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"Well, it looks like it was gorgeous,"
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"but it doesn't seem... safe?"
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"I just wish I could celebrate here once more"
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"before I... you know."
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"Goldie, you're dying?"
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"Oh, it's okay, Ham. I'm not afraid."
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"- I've had a good life. - Oh, what the hell."
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"It can't hurt to throw a little party in there."
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"- It's just a couple hours. - That's the spirit."
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"Now, We just need to figure out how to get 23 old people here"
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"from the old people place."
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"Um, I think Junkyard Kyle has a bunch of old busses."
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"Great! These seniors will be so excited to take a ride"
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"in something other than an ambulance."
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"Here I am with my old friend ♪"
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"She is old but I am not ♪"
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"♪ Her bones are old and she is old ♪"
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"♪ But her heart is young, so we still hang out. ♪"
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"Ow! My hand! You broke it!"
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"Just kidding. Let's rage!"
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"- Oh, no. I mean, hello! - Hi, guys. Listen,"
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"I just wanted to say, I realize"
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"that some of my early attempts at ceramics"
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"might have been a little... not great."
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"- What?! - What!? No. Uh-uh. - Correct."
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"And I realized that ceramic dishes just aren't my calling."
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"And that's why... Bump, ba-da-da-da! ♪"
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"I am pleased to present to you"
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"my new line of ceramic jewelry and clothing! Honeybee!"
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"- Oh, wow. - It's a necklace!"
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"Of course it is, girl."
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"Pure elegance."
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"And Moon, this is for you."
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"- It's a ceramic jacket, and you just put it on like so. - Mm."
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"Hey, what does that say on the lapel there?"
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"Oh, it says "Slammin'!" Isn't that cool?"
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"- Oh, God. Got to sit down. - Now, where's Ham?"
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"I believe he's up in his room, getting ready"
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"for an event at the senior home."
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"Oh, great. I'm gonna go give him his gift."
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"It's ceramic shorts that say "Slammin'!" on the pockets."
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"Can someone help me get my head up?"
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"To the rescue, my collapsing Christine!"
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"Guys, we got to do something to stop Judy from making this crap."
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"How about we go down to the pottery studio"
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"and have a little chat with this Kurt? Dad?"
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"- Help? - Yup, gonna get my reciprocating saw."
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"We'll cut you out of there in no time."
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"Hey, Crispin, it's me."
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"Uh, I got your message. It's a bummer"
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"they added hours to your schedule tonight"
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"now that your promotion came through."
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"I would've liked to see you, but I understand."
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"Oh, and if you remember, can you look"
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"for my lucky pinecone at your house?"
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"It looks like a pinecone, but luckier."
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"Okay, love you. Bye!"
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"You headed out?"
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"And wishing you had a pair of ceramic shorts to wear?"
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"Well, I... Wait. Whoa. A tuxedo?"
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"Wowee, wow-wow. I thought you were volunteering tonight."
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"I'm helping a lady at the senior home throw a party"
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"for her dead husband's long-delayed 70th birthday."
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"- Hey, you should come! - Yes! And idea."
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"I've got a lot of ceramic dishes and vases"
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"I could bring along to spruce up the scene."
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"Oh, your dishes. Uh, great!"
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"The seniors are used to hardship."
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"A lot of them were in wars."
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"Now show me what this baby can do, Ham."
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"Oh, yeah! Let's freak out!"
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"I actually can't see so I have to take these off."
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"Would you like some - of this... Jell- - O stuff?"
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"What an unusual plate."
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"Thanks. I made it myself."
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"My granddaughter Amanda used"
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"to send me arts and crafts, but now she's in a cult."
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"It's going great, my Ham scramble!"
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"Oh, the house is giving us a little shake"
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"'cause she's enjoying the party so much."
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