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Clips from The Great North - As Goldie as It Gets Adventure (S02E02)

"for my sweet Paul's 70th birthday freak-out,"
The Great North
"but then he died suddenly at 69,"
The Great North
"which he would have liked because he loved 69 jokes,"
The Great North
"but he couldn't enjoy it because, again, he was dead."
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"And all the plans I had for that plate"
The Great North
"and that party just, pfft, dried up, blew away."
The Great North
"That was almost ten years ago."
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"His birthday's coming up in a few days."
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"Oh, I could make a cake for his birthday,"
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"and we could raise a glass to him."
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"Or... maybe..."
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"No, no, no, we couldn't."
The Great North
"- We shouldn't! - Shouldn't what?"
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"Just, well... I don't know."
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"It's too crazy, but we could..."
The Great North
"We could throw Paul's freak-out, the whole party."
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"Oh, no, no, no. You know what? Never mind."
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"Forget I said it. Dumb idea!"
The Great North
"I'm a dumb old lady with a dumb mouth."
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"What? No! It's not dumb!"
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"I've got plenty of free time right now to help you"
The Great North
"because my boyfriend is busy with blender training."
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"Okay, Ham, if you insist."
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"Did you hear that, Paul?"
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"We're having your birthday party this weekend."
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"So tell your boring heaven friends you're busy!"
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"Morning, Judy. What's that you've got there?"
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"A handful of toilet paper?"
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"It's my very first handmade mug!"
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"Go ahead, Father."
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"- Fill it with coffee! - Okay."
The Great North
"Aah! I see."
The Great North
"All I have to do is put my thumb on the hole like so."
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"Or drink it from the hole like so."
The Great North
"Ah. Oh, what a novel drinking experience, Judy."
The Great North
"It's lots of fun for my mouth."
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"I know it's not perfect, but Kurt says"
The Great North
"a flawed mug is just like a flawed person-- beautiful."
The Great North
"Nonsense. This is a great mug."
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"I just need to work on myself to be able to use it."
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"Aw, I feel awful I don't have a mug for each of you,"
The Great North
"but don't worry. I'm going back tonight,"
The Great North
"and I'm gonna birth some new pieces!"
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"Oh. Ah, terrific!"
The Great North
"Why don't you guys just tell Judy her cup is bad?"
The Great North
"Oh, we try not to discourage her."
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"When she was four, I didn't put her drawing"
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"of a cat on the fridge, and for a week,"
The Great North
"she walked around the house in a bathrobe,"
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"sighing and pretending to smoke."
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"Well, maybe she'll get better?"
The Great North
"Either that, or we get better at lying."
The Great North
"I knew training was gonna be tough,"
The Great North
"but your poor finger."
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"Oh, it's just to protect it during the day"
The Great North
"so I can get back to blending tonight."
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"Yeah, I've got a pretty big night planned, too."
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"I'm helping my senior friend, Goldie, plan a party."
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"Oh, that reminds me!"
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"We're having a party on Saturday night."
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"You'll have to come, too. We'll finally get to hang out again."
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"Okay, got to motor. PE's all the way across school,"
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"and I need to walk extra careful"
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"so my finger doesn't bump into anyone."
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"Goodbye, alligator."
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"And a good day to you, crocodile."
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"I knew you guys were watching Stranger Things tonight"
The Great North
"so I brought a pineapple The Upside Down cake."
The Great North
"Looks delicious."
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"Wait 'till you see what I have planned"
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"for Goldie's big party. Ow!"
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"- Her what? - Goldie!"
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"Oh, is it that time already? Ham, you come with me."
The Great North
"Sorry. We've got to get him to his drug counseling"
The Great North
"because of how he's addicted to drugs."
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"He's been smoking Tide bongs"
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"with his no-good friends down by the railroad tracks."
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"Okay, we-we better, uh, uh... Yeah, we-we got to go. Bye."
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"- Goldie, what in the world?! - Shut it."
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"No talking about the party in front of the fuzz."
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"Okay, so I should have mentioned this earlier,"
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"but it's not exactly cool to throw the birthday freak-out"
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"- here at the old people's home. - Why?"
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"Well, I might have thrown a little shindig my first week"
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"that resulted in some damaged medical equipment."
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"A couple of people had an IV bag fight. That's not my fault!"
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"So this party is... against the rules?"
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"At my age, I consider all rules to just be suggestions,"
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"and most of them suggestions I do not like."
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"Well, if we can't do it here, where are we gonna throw it?"
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"Oh, I got a venue in mind. I'll show you tomorrow."
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"But if you're having second thoughts, you know what?"
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"I-I'll just light a candle for Paul here"
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"all alone in my room"
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"and say his name softly into the darkness, like this."
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""Paul.""
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"Uh-uh, Goldie. Paul may have 69'd his way into heaven,"
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"but this weekend, he turns 70."
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"So, where's our first stop?"
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"Let's hit the party supply store."
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"Then we can go see my friend Mark"
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"and buy some cocai..."
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"Crispin, huh? Is that your mister?"
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"- You want to write him back? - Yeah, I do,"
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"but our dad always says"
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"if he ever catches us texting while driving,"
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"our next call should be to the news to see"
The Great North
"if they want to interview the most grounded child alive."
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"- Smart man. - I'll just text him back later."
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"That's what you do in relationships now, huh?"
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"You just send each other emojis and pictures of your butts?"
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"You ever dance?"
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"Yeah, we actually fell in love at a dance."
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"But we're both just really busy these days."
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"Wait! Stop! Stop here! Pull over!"
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"Goldie! Hey, uh, uh, come back?"
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"Oh, man, I'm gonna lose a senior."
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"Oh, hot dang! The ducks are here."
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"I've never seen this spot before."
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"It's so beautiful."
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