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Clips from The Great North - As Goldie as It Gets Adventure (S02E02)

"Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"In the Great North. ♪"
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"Children, this can"
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"has been in the back of the panic room"
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"since before any of you were born."
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"Nobody knows what's in it."
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"I have your predictions, and whoever's closest"
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"gets all the money in the swear jar."
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"And that's a ton of money"
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"because we all love to swear."
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"Hell yeah, we do!"
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"Fudge, yes! I don't like fudge so that's a swear to me."
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"If a bunch of silly snakes pop out of that mystery can,"
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"I'm gonna be pissed."
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"Well, I guess it depends on how silly they are."
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"Come on, baked beans."
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"No, it's got to be peaches."
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"God, I hope it's creamed corn."
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"Whoop, whoop, show me that soup!"
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"Dad, it's time."
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"Mystery can! Mystery can!"
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"Wait! Ham, we need your mystery can guess."
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"Oh, yeah, I forgot we were doing this."
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"I've been so busy lately with my volunteer hours"
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"at the senior home, I've barely even seen Crispin."
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"And of course he's also been super busy since he was promoted"
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"to assistant boss manager at Smoothie Boss."
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"The supplemental blender training is really intense."
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"Joey Valdez nearly lost a finger."
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"That's the job."
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"I'm sorry, Ham. Being separated"
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"from your first true love can be tough,"
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"even if it's just for some supplemental blending."
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"Oh. It's okay, Dad. We're fine."
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"And at least I enjoy my work at the retirement home."
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"They love when I bring them a cake."
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"Nothing blows an old person's mind like a cake."
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"Yeah. I made one for tonight's bingo game"
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"that combines two of the seniors' favorite things:"
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"gambling and grandchildren,"
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"and it's called "A Bingo Caked My Baby.""
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"Speaking of eating babies."
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"You know what? I don't need a segue"
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"or permission to change the subject."
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"I'm going to my first pottery class"
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"at Kilnin' It! pottery studio tonight."
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"Ah, a new artistic medium for our budding Brandy Warhol."
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"Our Lady-nardo da Vinci."
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"Pauletta Picasso."
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"You know there are women artists, right?"
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"Sorry. We got carried away."
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"And now, without further ado, the mystery can!"
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"- Good God, the smell! - Why, Dad? Why?"
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"I'm gonna chop my nose off!"
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"The devil is in the can!"
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"Okay, great. I'll just burn the house down,"
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"and the smell will be all gone."
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"Who wants a piece"
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"of delicious baby?"
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"I'll take some arm."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Hey, there, mister."
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"Why don't you, uh, at least"
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"let me hold that flimsy cardboard"
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"while you chop up that baby?"
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"Thanks. Goldie, right?"
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"Uh-huh. Got a platter back in my room"
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"if you got a moment."
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"Sure. I've got nothing but time."
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"We get it, kid-- you're young."
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"You don't have to be a B hole about it. Follow me."
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"Mounds of terra cotta clay?"
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"Adults exploring their artistic side?"
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"A grown man in overalls?!"
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"It's exactly what I pictured!"
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"Oh, hey. You must be Judy."
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"Go ahead and have a seat at any available wheel,"
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"and we'll get started."
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"My own wheel? Speak to me, mistress."
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"All right, couple ground rules before we begin."
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"Remember, the important thing is"
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"you have to keep making and making and making."
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"Second thing is, even though I'm flattered,"
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"I'm in a committed relationship"
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"with my partners Wintergreen and Mike so I cannot Swayze you."
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"Okay, but could you sit behind me"
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"and sort of put your arms around me"
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"while we make a bowl together?"
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"Melinda, that's Swayze-ing, and you know it."
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"Damn it."
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"Now everyone, silence your minds"
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"so that you may hear the song of the clay."
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"Ah, ah, ah-ah. ♪"
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"I'm you, Judy, and you're me,"
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"and together, we're beautiful."
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"I am home."
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"Wow,"
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"Goldie, those dishes are delicious."
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"Oh, you like my dish collection?"
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"A lot of them were from my husband Paul."
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"He's dead now. He was a writer."
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"Wow! What did he write? Poetry? Novels?"
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"Oh, the heating instructions for all sorts of food products."
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""Let cool before eating." That was his idea."
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"Before that, people were burning their mouths all the time."
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"I had to sell most of the dishes he bought me"
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"when I moved in here and, uh,"
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"because I don't throw my freak-outs anymore."
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"That's what everyone used to call my wild parties."
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"Oh, you would've loved it, Ham."
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"I loved to bake, too, and I'd make a bunch of stuff"
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"that sounds pretty gross now,"
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"but was considered hip at the time."
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"Weineroni casseroles, bananas hollandaise,"
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"my seven-liver dip."
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"Oh, and Paul and I would always do a special dance."
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"Wouldn't kick this dish"
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"out of bed for serving crackers."
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"Oh, that was a special platter I got"
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