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Clips from Weeds - The Love Circle Overlap (S04E04)

"He wants me weekends."
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"- They still love each other. - Oh, no kidding?"
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"- Did you hear that? - Yeah, I heard."
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"I'm going out tonight."
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"Can you make sure Shane and his two lab assistants..."
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"...don't trash the house?"
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"You mean, do your job?"
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"Yes..."
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"...only better."
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"Ladies, whose names are escaping me right now..."
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"...I assume your parents are coming to pick you up?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay, nice meeting you."
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"Go, science."
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"- When's she leaving? - Soon."
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"I told my mom I was staying at your house."
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"- I told my mom I was staying at yours. - Awesome."
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"Wait. Is my mom with your mom?"
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"My mom's doing her Landmark Forum Summit at a hotel by the airport."
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"It's like a self-improvement pyramid scheme."
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"My mom's in Borrego, conducting a sound bath in a biospheric dome."
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"It's like a sonic-healing session."
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"My mom's probably going on a date with a drug kingpin."
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"He's like the mayor of Tijuana."
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"Oh, yeah. I know just how you feel."
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"Dead inside."
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"Shit."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Somebody here wants to talk to you, buddy."
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"- Is that really you? - It's Maria."
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"Maria. That's what I meant."
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"So how are you doing?"
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"I'm good."
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"Good."
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"What are you guys up to?"
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"Standing on the street. It's sunny."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's sunny here too."
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"- Is Andy there? - Yes."
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"Cool."
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"Could I talk to him, please?"
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"- Yeah? - Is it really her?"
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"It's her, man."
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"The bartender's cousin's nephew used to date her friend."
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"- She didn't get fat, did she? - She's beautiful."
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"- Oh, good. - She's holding your flip-flop."
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"- She kept my flip-flop? - She kept your flip-flop."
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"Patrol's working my sector today, but the coast should be clear by tomorrow."
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"Bring her to me, man. Bring her home to Daddy."
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"Done, big guy."
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"Hi, it's Lisa. Leave me a message."
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"So you'd sit facing me."
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"With my butt in his face? I don't think so. I think I'm on my side."
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"Oh, the camera."
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"Strike a pose, Harm."
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"I think we're gonna need some water. I'll be right back."
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"You have vitamin water? Something like that?"
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"- ReddRox, green tea? - Something with electrolytes."
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"I'll check."
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"Silas --"
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"Do not wake this little fucker up. I just got him down."
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"They really wanna have sex."
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"- Both of them? With you? - Yeah, with me. They dig me."
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"Then what's your faggy ass doing here? Can't get it up?"
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"Oh, it's up. But I'm freaking out. I mean, what do I do?"
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"Do I have sex with both at the same time?"
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"Unless you've grown an extra dick, I don't think that's gonna be possible."
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"Go figure it out. Use condoms."
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"They're in the desk drawer."
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"- If you don't wanna do it, don't. - I wanna do it."
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"Then go do it."
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"Don't bring shame on the family."
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"Five bucks says he pusses out."
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"What?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Migraine, I think."
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"I took something, but I guess it wore off."
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"Come sit."
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"I swear I'm not trying to get out of sex."
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"No, of course not. No one tries to get out of sex with me."
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"You've never had this before?"
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"No? Come on, lay down."
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"All right."
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"I have more pills in my purse. Could you get them, please?"
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"No. Pills are not gonna help."
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"This is stress."
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"You have too much stress now."
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"- I just need more Excedrin. - No, the headache is merely a symptom."
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"I know a man..."
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"...with an unconventional medicine."
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"It will help you."
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"And I'll take care of you every step of the way."
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"Do you trust me?"
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"Do you trust me?"
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"I trust you."
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"Good."
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"Good."
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""And you have ruined the best years of your life and mine."
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"You can't have your family back."
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"You can't have me back."
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"But there is still one person you can have back."
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"Do you know who that person is? That person is --""
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"How dare any of you judge me?"
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"- Fuck. - You."
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"You with your low-testosterone, hump-shouldered victim shit."
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"You are the reason I started drinking in the first place."
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"And you, you and your sister sucked me dry."
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"Want, need, demand, a constant drain."
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"Who could resist a little capsule-shaped escape?"
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"And you, I don't even know why you're here."
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"You're my bitch. I use you. You're too stupid to realize it."
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"Hey, I realize it, but I don't care."
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"- Will she still be fun when she's sober? - This is pointless."
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"- It's your turn, Isabelle. - Give me the fucking key."
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""You put me on liquid diets..."
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"...and snuck laxatives into my chocolate stash."
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"You made me do Ultra Tae Bo when I was 6."
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"You told me I would never be loved when I was fat.""
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"What's your point?"
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""You instilled in me the same things your mother instilled in you..."
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"...deep anger, distrust and self-loathing.""
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