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Clips from DuckTales - The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck! (S03E03)

Accidentally!

"Accidentally!"

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Should we allowsuch minor offenses to ruina young boy's inheritance?

"Should we allowsuch minor offenses to ruina young boy's inheritance?"

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I mean, an old man's legacy?

"I mean, an old man's legacy?"

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No! Case dismissed. Let's go, Scrooge.

"No! Case dismissed. Let's go, Scrooge."

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I call Scrooge's next victim,

"I call Scrooge's next victim,"

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Ma Beagle!

"Ma Beagle!"

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Matron Beagle, ma'am, if it's not too difficult, please...

"Matron Beagle, ma'am, if it's not too difficult, please..."

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It all started when I was just a little girl knee-high to a grasshopper,

"It all started when I was just a little girl knee-high to a grasshopper,"

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when my beloved Pappy was swindled by the coldhearted city slicker Scrooge McDuck.

"when my beloved Pappy was swindled by the coldhearted city slicker Scrooge McDuck."

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Back in the good old days

"Back in the good old days"

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when the sarsaparilla flowed like the mighty Mississip',

"when the sarsaparilla flowed like the mighty Mississip',"

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the Beagles ruled what we now know as Duckburg,

"the Beagles ruled what we now know as Duckburg,"

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and my beloved Pappy was in his prime.

"and my beloved Pappy was in his prime."

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Wow, Pa! You done got the strongest arm in the whole world.

"Wow, Pa! You done got the strongest arm in the whole world."

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Here you are, Sweet Pea.

"Here you are, Sweet Pea."

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What you want, fancy spats?

"What you want, fancy spats?"

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Nice town you got here.

"Nice town you got here."

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Of course, I remember it as Fort Duckburg.

"Of course, I remember it as Fort Duckburg."

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Which of you lowlifes do I talk to about purchasing it back?

"Which of you lowlifes do I talk to about purchasing it back?"

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"Purchasing"?

""Purchasing"?"

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What kind of highfalutin talk is that?

"What kind of highfalutin talk is that?"

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Why can't you say "git" like everyone else?

"Why can't you say "git" like everyone else?"

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Tell that big-timin', lily-livered stinkpot, Pappy!

"Tell that big-timin', lily-livered stinkpot, Pappy!"

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What a charming little girl.

"What a charming little girl."

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I'm in charge around here,

"I'm in charge around here,"

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and I ain't interested in sellin' this town

"and I ain't interested in sellin' this town"

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to a no-good, city-slickin' money boy!

"to a no-good, city-slickin' money boy!"

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Then I guess you bunch of crooks have no interest in these.

"Then I guess you bunch of crooks have no interest in these."

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Okay, moneybags.

"Okay, moneybags."

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I'll arm wrestle you for it.

"I'll arm wrestle you for it."

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Winner gets the town and the money.

"Winner gets the town and the money."

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You got yourself a deal.

"You got yourself a deal."

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You done gothoodwinked, mister.

"You done gothoodwinked, mister."

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My pappy ain't never lost.

"My pappy ain't never lost."

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That's the problem with "never", lassie.

"That's the problem with "never", lassie."

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It rarely lasts.

"It rarely lasts."

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Get ready to lose, noodle arm.

"Get ready to lose, noodle arm."

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What? No!

"What? No!"

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I was cheering a fraud!

"I was cheering a fraud!"

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Pappy ain't no folk hero.

"Pappy ain't no folk hero."

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He's a folk zero!

"He's a folk zero!"

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Pleasure doing business with you.

"Pleasure doing business with you."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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Aw, I can't believe you.

"Aw, I can't believe you."

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The Beagle family retreated to the junkyard,

"The Beagle family retreated to the junkyard,"

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the only land no one else wanted.

"the only land no one else wanted."

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Pappy was humiliated.

"Pappy was humiliated."

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Ma was forced into a life of crime.

"Ma was forced into a life of crime."

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If Scrooge hadn't interfered,

"If Scrooge hadn't interfered,"

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Ma might not be the ruthless crime lord she is today.

"Ma might not be the ruthless crime lord she is today."

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Okay, I could have been nicer to the little girl.

"Okay, I could have been nicer to the little girl."

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But they were trying to swindle me!

"But they were trying to swindle me!"

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What was I supposed to do, lose?

"What was I supposed to do, lose?"

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Yeah. Every other rube had the common decency to be suckered.

"Yeah. Every other rube had the common decency to be suckered."

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Hold on. I recognize a scheming face when I see one.

"Hold on. I recognize a scheming face when I see one."

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Keep playing it from there.

"Keep playing it from there."

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I can't believe you...

"I can't believe you..."

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Lost?

"Lost?"

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Got caught!

"Got caught!"

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What a shoddy scam.

"What a shoddy scam."

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Your time's up, old man.

"Your time's up, old man."

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I'm gonna have to take control of this here family

"I'm gonna have to take control of this here family"

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and get the deed back from thems that wronged us.

"and get the deed back from thems that wronged us."

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Any objections?

"Any objections?"

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Aha! Ma Beagle was already rotten.

"Aha! Ma Beagle was already rotten."

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My client shouldn't have to take responsibility

"My client shouldn't have to take responsibility"

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for every bank robbed or every trap set.

"for every bank robbed or every trap set."

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Doofus' case doesn't hold water.

"Doofus' case doesn't hold water."

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My client can't help if all these crazies went crazy.

"My client can't help if all these crazies went crazy."

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Well done, Llewellyn.

"Well done, Llewellyn."

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It would seem you've won, if you weren't about to lose!

"It would seem you've won, if you weren't about to lose!"

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I call my final witness...

"I call my final witness..."

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Magica De Spell.

"Magica De Spell."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Magica, when did you first meet Scrooge McDuck?

"Magica, when did you first meet Scrooge McDuck?"

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My beloved brother Poe and I were twin sorcerers in the prime of our youths,

"My beloved brother Poe and I were twin sorcerers in the prime of our youths,"

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ruling over a small town and using our combined powers to make beautiful magic.

"ruling over a small town and using our combined powers to make beautiful magic."

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Poe was the level-headed one and I was the dreamer.

"Poe was the level-headed one and I was the dreamer."

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You're a frog! And you!

"You're a frog! And you!"

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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You, you're definitely a frog.

"You, you're definitely a frog."

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Uh, sister, dear,

"Uh, sister, dear,"

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if we turn all the townspeople into frogs,

"if we turn all the townspeople into frogs,"

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who will give us our gold and turnips?

"who will give us our gold and turnips?"

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Sweet, sensible Poe.

"Sweet, sensible Poe."

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Can we turn them into turnips, then?

"Can we turn them into turnips, then?"

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Mm-hm, interesting.

"Mm-hm, interesting."

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Thinking outside the box, yes.

"Thinking outside the box, yes."

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But if we eat them all,

"But if we eat them all,"

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who will give us our milk?

"who will give us our milk?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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You're right.

"You're right."

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I'll expect 15 gallons of goat milk by sunup.

"I'll expect 15 gallons of goat milk by sunup."

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What a delightful compromise.

"What a delightful compromise."

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Come, Papa. Back to the farm.

"Come, Papa. Back to the farm."

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Now, what do you say for sparing your goat dad's life, hmm?

"Now, what do you say for sparing your goat dad's life, hmm?"

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Thank you, Magica and Poe.

"Thank you, Magica and Poe."

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Objection, Your Honor!

"Objection, Your Honor!"

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How is any of this relevant?

"How is any of this relevant?"

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Magica was obviously already, like, the most villainous.

"Magica was obviously already, like, the most villainous."

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Because one man managed to make matters far worse.

"Because one man managed to make matters far worse."

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One day, people stopped coming to pay tribute for some reason,

"One day, people stopped coming to pay tribute for some reason,"

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so we summoned a shadow army

"so we summoned a shadow army"

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to collect their treasures.

"to collect their treasures."

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Everything was going fine until he showed up.

"Everything was going fine until he showed up."

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Get your filthy digits off my Number One Dime, you hoodoo hoodlums!

"Get your filthy digits off my Number One Dime, you hoodoo hoodlums!"

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Look at this one, fighting so hard for a paltry dime.

"Look at this one, fighting so hard for a paltry dime."

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I earned this dime through hard work.

"I earned this dime through hard work."

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Magica, stop!

"Magica, stop!"

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The treasure!

"The treasure!"

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Bah.

"Bah."

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Treasure means more when you earn it, you slothful sorcerers.

"Treasure means more when you earn it, you slothful sorcerers."

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Cheap tricks and shortcuts are nonsense,

"Cheap tricks and shortcuts are nonsense,"

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and I'll prove it by taking you down

"and I'll prove it by taking you down"

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and claiming that treasure for myself

"and claiming that treasure for myself"

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with my bare hands.

"with my bare hands."

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Then I'll beat you with my bear hands!

"Then I'll beat you with my bear hands!"

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Ah-ah-ah-ah! You cannot give in to his goading. Focus your powers.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah! You cannot give in to his goading. Focus your powers."

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I don't have to focus to beat this insignificant worm.

"I don't have to focus to beat this insignificant worm."

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I'm the most powerful sorceress in the land.

"I'm the most powerful sorceress in the land."

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